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Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Move To Legally With ₦10M? by Dshocker(m): 11:12am On Dec 30, 2023
Officialfrank69:
I'm interested

DM me if interested
Properties / Re: See The House I Built For My Age Parents. by Dshocker(m): 11:06am On Dec 30, 2023
Nice2023:
I remembered when they both toiled to see me through this difficult world,especially my dad who made sure me and my two brothers attended University and graduated.

Today,I decided to build this house for them and to make their remaining years on earth a fulfilled one.

Below are the pictures.

Trust me, they don't need a tiled house, because it will be slippery and cold for their health.
Food / Re: What's Inside Ofe-nsala? Please Help O! Too Sweet, And... by Dshocker(m): 10:58am On Dec 30, 2023
mariahAngel:
Your boy might've responded due to some of the (aromatic) spices used in making the soup.
Spices are natural stimulant that promote blood flow, and are medicinal as well.

That soup, as simple as it is, is one the most nutritious and healthiest there is.

I don't think Nsala is a simple soup, unlike Egusi, Ogbono & Okra, you don't need practical learning before one can cook it.

But Nsala needs practical learning.
Food / Re: Can You Guess The Age Of This Big Cat Fish? by Dshocker(m): 8:18am On Dec 30, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
A 3 years old Fish

The fish will end up dying for nothing, if he doesn't use it to make white soup and pounded yam.
Food / Re: Can You Guess The Age Of This Big Cat Fish? by Dshocker(m): 8:16am On Dec 30, 2023
doggedfighter:



You seem to know about fishes.

You have a pond ?

If you've been following Ahnie, you go know say she likes eating catfish.
Celebrities / Re: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by Dshocker(m): 8:12am On Dec 30, 2023
Don jazzy is the most successful record label owner in Nigeria.

He has the wealth of Davido & Wizkid put together.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Dshocker(m): 7:57am On Dec 30, 2023
2aces:
It will shock you that your serious babe you are making long term plans with is a hookup girl on code.
Majority of these Saturday weedings are littered with overused and damaged goods.

It is better you don't know, than having at the back of your mind that your woman was used by the public.
Business / Re: CBN Lifts Ban On Cryptocurrency Transactions by Dshocker(m): 7:36am On Dec 30, 2023
Blacklion3:
Bad move... Crypto currency is a scam.
Its the same pyramid scheme similar to MMM but even more devilish.
Crypto is like trading tin air. What nonsense coin are you buy and selling? These are simple financial questions

It can cripple a company's economy

It is called digital asset.

The so called physical money you use, is it not just a coloured paper?
Fashion / Re: Why Do Women Do This? (Pic) by Dshocker(m): 5:20am On Dec 30, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
White women are worse.

You hardly would see a white woman dress indecently.
Celebrities / Re: Doyin Hassan And His Wife Welcome Their First Child After 24 Years (photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:27am On Dec 28, 2023
You don't mean it.
Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu Dancing With Genevieve Nnaji by Dshocker(m): 10:26am On Dec 28, 2023
Dikastan:
I will not do money ritual in Jesus name amen, una no go fit put son of man into temptation

After suffering on earth, you still end up in hellfire suffering.

Why not enjoy on earth before you depart?
Career / Re: Planning To Resign From Current Job by Dshocker(m): 9:51am On Dec 28, 2023
slimjohn2k5:


What location
What is the market demand for what u want to plant
Can u plant 6 acres without the help of workers?
What plan do u hv to preserve excess harvest.
Don't end up like my friend that reared chicken and after maturity had no one to sell to and he sold out the poultry at give away price.

Your friend didn't do his feasibility study before going into the business.

When Nigeria consumes over 1 billion chicken annually.
Career / Re: Planning To Resign From Current Job by Dshocker(m): 9:45am On Dec 28, 2023
kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.

Why go into a single and profitable farm produce, like Sesame?
Travel / Re: Is this true About many other West African Countries when they apply for Visas? by Dshocker(m): 9:37am On Dec 28, 2023
Coldspice:
Nigerian visa is one of the hardest to get.
Do you know Nigeria once denied Bill Gates visa?

That is why the biggest punishment you can give to these Lebanese, Indians and Asians misbehaving in Nigeria is to threaten to report them to Immigration. They will start begging immediately.

If na play, stop am

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Food / Re: 11k Well Spent.. by Dshocker(m): 8:07am On Dec 28, 2023
BabaCommander:
Old layer for Christmas?

No nah, God make I no Eva come that low no matter what...

Bro buy something bigger for New Year, please.

Old layer taste better than any agric fowl.

I can't buy broiler with my money, only water full their body.
Celebrities / Re: Why I Am Single At 41 - Ini Edo (Video) by Dshocker(m): 7:25am On Dec 28, 2023
Vinnie2000:

This Ini Edo case shows that Life get as e be and cannot be predicted. embarassed undecided


Mercy Johnson that used to Flaunt her Big BREASTS and Yanch, Kiss/Fucck in her most of her films doz days
is Happily married with kids while Ini Edo and Oge Okoye can't see Husband marry. sad undecided

Oge is married
Career / Re: Nigerian Woman Gets Fired In The UK Before First Shift After Bragging On Tiktok by Dshocker(m): 3:56am On Dec 28, 2023
The major reason they terminated her employment, was because, those luxury items are now more exposed and can be stolen, through her.
Business / Re: Ebenebe Residents Trooped Into Blord's House For Christmas Gifts (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 3:46am On Dec 28, 2023
Blacklion3:

Blord is a reaper

He rips people of both giftcards and bitcoin

If he was a reaper, by now, those he offended would have come for him.
Food / Re: Sugar Of N50 Is Now N100 by Dshocker(m): 3:35am On Dec 28, 2023
princeade86:
Is renew hope.

My advice to seun is, any tribalism insult, it should remove it before it even get to front page so that what happened to nairaland won't happen again. Tribalism can't take us to anywhere in this country, it will rather be taking us backwards. Say no to tribalism, say Yes to one Nigeria. One love.
I dedicate this FTC to patriots Nigerians. The ones that don't defend bad government or leaders with sentiment or selfishness.

Who told you that Nigeria is one, why are you deceiving yourself?
Food / Re: Sugar Of N50 Is Now N100 by Dshocker(m): 3:33am On Dec 28, 2023
JohnNgene:
Fellow Nigerians, I used to buy this sugar N50 (fifty naira) but when I went to buy it today, the woman selling it told me that it is now N100 (one hundred naira).

E shock me o! That is why I said let me come to Nairaland and ask all of you if the price has changed in your area too.

What is really happening in Nigeria biko?

Stop taking sugar, not good for your health
Agriculture / Re: My Dry Season Watermelon Farm Getting Ready For Harvesting by Dshocker(m): 3:30am On Dec 28, 2023
Bliss51:
This is natural watermelon

Before dem get artificial watermelon?
Education / Re: Imo State Has Highest Literacy Rate In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:22am On Dec 28, 2023
EmperorCaesar:
Not an All-time stat but just for 2023

Thats fine

When u check it out on the graph, you'd see that this flunctuates across all states in diff years

Was "all time" written on the report? 🎤
Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by Dshocker(m): 3:19am On Dec 28, 2023
letstalksense:
There is this lady I plan to marry, which I have made known to her already even before she travelled for her NYSC. Although she just came back from NYSC service recently. We are just discussing the way forward and on the process I was asking her about her sexual life and how recently she had sex. After insisting for her to answer. She opened up and told me she had a sexual relationship during her NYSC service. And the reason was because I didn't call her at a particular time so she thought I have find anther woman. And that was when I was having some personal challenges. According to her, they ended the sexual relationship in the camp. That she is sorry and all that. I didn't really expect that attitude from her as she seem to look responsible and Godlily. I was just disappointed even though I pretended like everything is well. And I was also thinking she had the courage to tell me the true.

Now I have to make my decision, but needs a matured advise and guidance from a mature mind please.

Do think I should continue my marriage plan with her?

Pease what do you advise I do?

Thanks in advance.

Na you go dey find wetin no loss.

Seek & you shall find. 🤧

Why ask her, when you cannot digest it.
Family / Re: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2023
Zonefree:
Must be skit.

No African mother will reject a successful son unless she's a witch.

The joy of every mother is to see her sons progress.


So, a 22 year old 200 level student should be broke and poor in Nigeria?
I bought my first land in 300 level.

This is the problem with Nigerians. The reason police profile a young boy driving a car as yahoo boy.

Young boys are making money without yahoo. Yahoo is not the only means of making money online.

As a student, learn a skill while studying. Don't always depend on your parents.

I don't blame you...

How did you, or how were you able to buy a car at 300L?
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by Dshocker(m): 8:32pm On Dec 27, 2023
His wish came through, wahala jam network.

The picture below, depicts Aiyedatiwa's recent reaction.

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Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Sworn-In As Governor Of Ondo State by Dshocker(m): 8:04pm On Dec 27, 2023
This has been his wish right from onset
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Quit This Work. by Dshocker(m): 6:51am On Dec 22, 2023
MajorOvakporaye:
You spent 4 years working in a place where the experience is not even relevant to a worthy career. How can you be comfortable with 40k for 4 years? Skills, you no learn.

He will learn gambling skill grin

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Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by Dshocker(m): 7:54am On Dec 18, 2023
Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time cry

Please what should I do

Apart from sex, what else do you have to offer her?
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by Dshocker(m): 7:52am On Dec 18, 2023
Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time cry

Please what should I do

Guy can't you see that you both aren't on the same level, for crying out loud, you are a cleaner

Bro forget it!!!
Politics / Re: 99.9% Households Yet To Receive FG’s Cash Transfer – World Bank by Dshocker(m): 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2023
God bless world bank for this information....

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Dshocker(m): 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Most people borrow to japa and if they use the money to establish here the may run into debt. So better to japa with the money where you can recover it and pay back

Get my drift?

Your excuse is not excusing...

With N7m i can introduce one into export business where you make N10m every month.
Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Dshocker(m): 4:25pm On Dec 17, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Soft life to hard life.

I guess when he got there and saw the pile of bills staring him in the face he had no choice but to grab the next available job.

If you are gainfully employed in naija, you don't need to japa. Japa is for someone who has no hope of ever getting a job in Nigeria. He'll appreciate any kind of job he finds there.

So if you don't have hopes of getting a job, why not use the millions spent on japa to establish here?

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