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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Wooed A Lady That She Said Yes When You Started Dating Another? by Dshocker(m): 10:03pm On Jan 12, 2025
Samantha125:
Seems like my acting skills are very good...🤣🤣🤣

The Oscars owe me an Academy award for this...🤣🤣🤣

Na me be Samantha123/124... The one and only Mopedi girl from Bapedi land in Limpopo, South Africa... And of course, others call me a Limpopian girl because I'm Limpopofied...😅😅😅
Where did you learn pidgin english from 🤣
Romance › Re: About To We'd A Prostitute by Dshocker(m): 4:47pm On Jan 12, 2025
Sirkingsnado:
Good day everyone
I hope to hear your opinion on this matter cause it eating me up

The deal and mistake has already been done

One day I want to patronize brothel around my area meet one new girl there collected her number we started chatting on normal

Later on we started nacking without protection normally after sex she will take pills

Along the line this girl come dey fall in love with me

While me also come dey like her cause apart from being a sex worker she also has conscious and always says the truth

During Christmas she is from benue while we know each other from rano Kano state

She travel for Xmas after one week she called me that she hasn't seen her period

After three days she tested positive for pregnancy

She wanted to abort the baby which I sent her money

But to my surprise she called me today saying she won't abort the baby again that she will give birth to the baby

I didn't say no to her request but I told her she will say at her papa house and give the birth which she declined

Saying that she will join me at Kano

And here every one knows she is a prostitute both old and young she is very beautiful every nigga around had have one or two with her

I have told her that I can't accommodate her here with me and she too says she can't give birth in her father's house

House please any advice on how I will go about this

Remember if she will stay In her father's house I will be the provider of her needs

Thanks
If you love her, you can relocate or change location
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Wooed A Lady That She Said Yes When You Started Dating Another? by Dshocker(m): 4:32pm On Jan 12, 2025
RoadMozart:
She’s not Nigerian
There used to be a South African girl here on this forum, by the name Samantha, but she deleted her account.

I have asked this particular one if she was the one, she said no, that she isn't from SA, so i felt she is from Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Wooed A Lady That She Said Yes When You Started Dating Another? by Dshocker(m): 3:34pm On Jan 12, 2025
Samantha125:
I wooed a guy through his mother, only for her to deliver her son to me when I had already moved on.
Stop lying, we know Nigerian girls don't woo guys, whether direct or indirect.

Some girls will say, i would rather eat stones or count 1 full bag of rice 🤣
Crime › Re: Nigerian Police Harass Youths For Driving Fancy Car! (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:30pm On Jan 12, 2025
nedekid:
They should resign and go find work that pays them well.
So who will protect you?
Politics › Re: ‘Why I Will Continue To Snub Gov Sanwo-olu’ – Mr Macaroni by Dshocker(m): 2:55pm On Jan 12, 2025
helinues:
Inconsequential being.. See his mouth like an open gutter

Macaroni ko, spaghetti ni
He is 100X more useful than you.
Romance › Re: The Girl I Want To Marry Demands Money A Lot by Dshocker(m): 2:29pm On Jan 12, 2025
Ndubuisipaul1:
Am in love with this lady. She loves me too. But she always ask me for money.

If I had enough I will make sure I meet most of her need, due to how much I love her.

But the issue is that I don't have enough. So am withdrawing myself from her.
anytime she discover that am withdrawing from her she will complain .

I love her and it's hurt so much that I can't provide her with her basic needs.

Am just asking God, Why can't you give me money to take care of this girl?

She loves me I love her too but money no dey
You need orientation

Crime › Re: Nigerian Police Harass Youths For Driving Fancy Car! (video) by Dshocker(m): 1:48pm On Jan 12, 2025
When the government doesn't pay them well, what on earth were you thinking?
Health › Re: How Craze For Marathon Sex Sends Men From Pleasure Beds To Early Graves by Dshocker(m): 1:47pm On Jan 12, 2025
That is why men should focus on exercise
Romance › Re: His Ex Who Dumped Him When He Was Broke Invited Him To Her Wedding by Dshocker(m): 6:36pm On Jan 11, 2025
IfyAwazie:
Na you still loose.. Lost the babe still dey waste your money... Even if she come back to you now, she no love you still. Na ur money she love grin
But Nigerian girls have never loved for loving sake, they only love because of money ✍️
Politics › Re: No One Is Spared From Kidnapping, We Can’t Burn Down Nigeria – Peter Obi by Dshocker(m): 6:33pm On Jan 11, 2025
Nigeria is going down by the day...
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze: Rivers Delegates Jubilate As Mbata Emerges President (Video) by Dshocker(m): 6:32pm On Jan 11, 2025
Paraman:
Ikwerre no b igbo. Ikwerre is recognize as one of the ethnic group in Nigeria.
Dey play, maybe you have to go and rewrite history before the Civil War.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze: Rivers Delegates Jubilate As Mbata Emerges President (Video) by Dshocker(m): 6:30pm On Jan 11, 2025
Godwin4444:
Igbos just trying to push it down everyone throat that ikwere are Igbos when those people have rejected it a million times
Whether they reject it or not, history don't lie, and the facts are there.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Represents A Transition For Change That Can Be Orderly - Dele Farotimi by Dshocker(m): 10:57pm On Jan 10, 2025
Peakdesign23:
Obi rest Kwanu.
Peter Obi will keep frustrating you and your goons till you all go 6ft.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Gifts His Bestfriend Femmy A Brand New Mercedes Benz GLE 2024 by Dshocker(m): 10:53pm On Jan 10, 2025
Thevoicetrend:
Wizkid's right hand man new Mercedes GLE 2024. Femmy

Wizkid Gift his Best Friend Femmy a Brand new Mercedes Benz Worth Over N300 Million

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylJRy3ZMXds
Bloggers with inaccurate news, first of all, this is a 2023 model.

Secondly, the price is N160m
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Two Catholic Sisters In Anambra by Dshocker(m): 10:50pm On Jan 10, 2025
beerfraud:
a day can not pass without negative news from Anambra
Because you are a tribal bigot that focus his touch light on Anambra, forgetting that worst happens in your state.
Politics › Re: I’m In Onitsha, Not Arrested – Obi by Dshocker(m): 10:32pm On Jan 10, 2025
fuckJones:
obi the attention seeker, no one care about where you are, stop masturbating
No, they should arrest him, then lets see if the numbers that will come out to protest can be rigged like they did in the last election.
Car Talk › Re: Please What Is The Price For Engine Of This Car? by Dshocker(m): 5:01pm On Jan 10, 2025
Cmanforall:
Why?
Electrical and transmission issues, in some cases brain box
Business › Re: Zenco Spends Over ₦1Billion On Casket, Tent, Others At Mother's Burial by Dshocker(m): 3:15pm On Jan 10, 2025
Godwin4444:
u dey mind those mugu

Even foetus for womb for their side na billionaire

I don't know maybe it's to look rich that our people from d other side are always calling money n throwing figures anyhow n last last it makes them look stupid
Everything billion
Calm down, if na Zenco, baba go run am.
Business › Re: Zenco Spends Over ₦1Billion On Casket, Tent, Others At Mother's Burial by Dshocker(m): 3:14pm On Jan 10, 2025
helinues:
That's fuckingly exaggerated.

Why do some people just like to lie ridiculously all the time self

Na so Billion of naira easy to acquire? Enough jare
For every Tecno phone sold in Nigeria, Zenco has a share.

He has no social media, but if you knew whom he was, you wouldn't doubt this information.
Car Talk › Re: Please What Is The Price For Engine Of This Car? by Dshocker(m): 2:55pm On Jan 10, 2025
Iweakbro:
Mumu. Coming from a hearsay person who hasn't driven anything in his life before.
Tell that to your mother and father
Car Talk › Re: Please What Is The Price For Engine Of This Car? by Dshocker(m): 2:52pm On Jan 10, 2025
NikoWinaman:
Good day @everyone

Please I am in urgent need of someone around Ladipo that can help me with the best price for the engine of this Volkswagen Tiguan.

Any help would really be appreciated. Thank you
Stay away from anything Volkswagen
Celebrities › Re: IVD Accuses Davido Of Owing N5.5 Million For Car Bought For Isreal DMW by Dshocker(m): 7:20am On Jan 10, 2025
HugoBoss10:
2009 Venza @ 6.5m huh, It's either the story is not true or the amount he quoted is wrong.
Something is definitely wrong with the story.
Have been in prison all this while, to know that even a 2013 Mercedes Benz Ml350 that is sold for N28m now, was sold for less than N9m about 4yrs ago?

Haven't you heard that Nigeria is suffering from the worst inflation ever.
Health › Re: Pls Help, Erectile Dysfunction Is Making Me Suicidal by Dshocker(m): 1:02pm On Jan 09, 2025
ItsTutsi:
I’m suffering from erectile dysfunction for about 2 months now, I was very active sexually, all of a sudden this early November, I lost all appetite for sex and can’t get an erection

This has made me very depressed and anxiety has made me lose interest in everything, weak and sluggish. I cant concentrate on anything

what could be the reason pls?
Na lack of money for this economy dey worry you 🤣
Health › Re: SA Woman, Primrose Happy Vale Dies While Visiting Nigeria (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 12:28pm On Jan 09, 2025
They should check Egungun page..
Health › Re: SA Woman, Primrose Happy Vale Dies While Visiting Nigeria (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 12:27pm On Jan 09, 2025
iamherenow10:
I can support Nigeria all the way to hell and back against any African country but not on this one nah haba, cmon what’s going on! I know we Nigerians don’t behave hostile to our visitors but this is not good nah, haba

I wish I can bring her back to life.. the South Africans will think that we intentionally hurt the lady…

Chia RIP our dear wife
How many Nigerians have you wished to bring back?

Guy stop that rough play
Celebrities › Re: Blessing CEO Goes Spiritual, Offers Sacrifice To Deity For Protection by Dshocker(m): 10:49am On Jan 09, 2025
Saidaboj frienemy
Crime › Re: 'Billionaire Internet Fraudster' Sentenced To Two Years Imprisonment In Abuja by Dshocker(m): 10:49am On Jan 09, 2025
yarimo:
Developers and fraud are like 5 and 6 mteeeew
Everybody knows the tribe in charge of fraud and internet scam 🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Oseni Mocks Morka For Failing To Define The Meaning Of Crossing The Line by Dshocker(m): 10:33am On Jan 09, 2025
helinues:
Shut up Abuke oshin

Has Morca said 5% of what the Obidients have been dishing to others?

Nothing political at stake in this year 2025. We go show the Obidients shege as their shenanigans would no longer be tolerated

Me singing Mike Shinonda - Crossing the line

Nonsense and ingredients
He didn't mention anyone's name, but guilty conscience want finish you
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Single Mum by Dshocker(m): 3:31am On Jan 09, 2025
oziegbep:
Greetings All,
Please I need serious advice.
I am currently dating a lady that I truly love. She is caring, enduring, financially stable etc. The truth is that this lady really loves me. But she's a single mum and its like an extra baggage to me. Am single and planning to get married to this lady, but the single mum status gives me sleepless nights. I have asked her several times about the baby daddy, but she keeps telling me the dude abandoned her and the baby long ago and that she doesn't know he's whereabout. Please I need advice on how I can cope. Because I truly love this lady alot
Anytime the baby daddy returns, they will continue from where they stopped 😁

Secondly, every single mothers are respectful and act loyal, until you marry them 🤣
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Slaps His Daughter's Boyfriend by Dshocker(m): 3:00am On Jan 09, 2025
Dayvid1004:
permit me to say that you are talking like a kid......See It's not a crime for her boyfriend to visit her in her father's house. Besides for the guy to do so it shows that both party are well trained.

lemme ask you which is better,
meeting at a junction by the road, in an uncompleted building or hotel and in there parents house which is betterhuh

The only thing that can be qualified as wrong is if they engage in morality in their parents house .
To slap you join the boyfriend dey hungry me.

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