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Romance › Re: This Is Happening Between Me And My Female Manager by Dshocker(m): 9:21am On Jan 06, 2025
marksonrick:
My worry worry madam just tender her resignation letter and untop of that, she still sack a lady employed three weeks ago because according to her, the lady is arrogant.

This lady so, d gang up against her dey too much. Them don insult her say she comot Belle and na d madam wey be the manager tell am to him boyfriend wey dey work with us. The guy come tell other bannies.

Now, I want recall the bani back, e dey alright?

Know say she no tell HR say she dey sack the banni o.
A mad would have written better.
Romance › Re: She Always Give Me Money When She Visits What Does That Mean? by Dshocker(m): 7:29am On Jan 06, 2025
TheGreatIyaebe:
I pity the poor girl who does not know 98 percent of men are scum. Mtcheeww!
I thought it was 100%?

Please stay away from men this 2025 🙏
Romance › Re: She Always Give Me Money When She Visits What Does That Mean? by Dshocker(m): 7:26am On Jan 06, 2025
Bookhub:
I am an educational consultant working in one of lagos prominent schools I work in a cafe ,I have two jamb whatsapp groups I control and I use it to get many candidates whom I help to get admission into their preferred school through my little connections so as a result I have come in contact with many parents young boys and girls,but I notice this trend among the young ladies in the group chats ,some seem to be make sexual advances on me like asking me personal questions and wanting to know more about me,I ignore it all because I am after their money not relationship i use my data to update them and I answer lots of questions and calls so I am always busy.
The admission season has ended only few schools are still available for now, so there is the very young lady that wants to gain admission into one Lagos polytechnics she is 20 years of age,so I want to use my connections to help her,but this lady does not let me rest with calls and calls she has visited my office more than 3 times and she always dash me money when she goes home,she seems to be from a rich background but I just want it to be strictly professional,she visited me yesterday and dropped 4k and said its for Christmas money I collected it and thanked her them no dey reject money this period na.. grin
if I calculate total money she has dashed Mr its up to 10k,when she got home yesterday I called her to know if she reached home safely she thank me excitedly and said I am such a caring guy that she will return in the new year
And you think if she gains that admission, she go send your papa, dey play.
Romance › Re: What I Saw In My Girlfriend’s Phone Yesterday Is Shocking! by Dshocker(m): 7:15am On Jan 06, 2025
Nezy4Real:
I make sure I use every chance I get to counsel and advise her not to make same kind of mistakes that brought her back in her new school and she also felt she will never do such again considering what she has passed through.
But yesterday as I was going through her phone I was shocked to see that this girl still occasionally chat with one of her exes. I could remember it was the same person she lied to me to go and see in another state while she was battling her probation issue in school. I was so furious and felt stupid. I decided to dig deeper into her Facebook chat history and what I saw break me so bad. Since yesterday I haven’t felt okay. Apparently she was seeing different men and exchanging nudes with them, sex chatting with one. I also learnt she was pregnant at some point and aborted for one from the chat. Some of these things happened while we were already friends while some happened before I met her. I didn’t want to judge her but this new information I discovered about her past life is killing me. This is the same person I took to see my dad last week. I’m in such a dilemma right now, either to end things with her and move on or to bullshit those things and continue dating her.

Please guys I need your contributions
Seems she is very juicy/creamy down there 💦.... And at such, you think you've fallen in love ✍️

You want to make a lady that you know is a pile of shit the mother of your children, guy na lust dey worry you.
Romance › Re: Lady Scammed By A Guy She Met On Tinder (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 6:53am On Jan 06, 2025
Tinder is for hook up, so it is safe to say she might be a hookup girl.

I can't take or date any girl from Tinder.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Retired Other Political Opposition Figures – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 5:31am On Jan 06, 2025
yarimo:
And PETER OBI illiterate Obidients retired him automatically immediately after 2023 election , obi is now going to VIPs houses and beg them to snap pictures with him.
If e easy run am 😂

U that can't even go close, or have access to the counselor of your ward, because nobody knows you.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Retired Other Political Opposition Figures – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 5:28am On Jan 06, 2025
Paraman:
The Agulu bastard will never become the president of Nigeria.
Even at death, Nigerians will still chose his dead body over you or anyone alive from your family.
Food › Re: Is There Any Remedy For My Ofe Akwu? [Photos] by Dshocker(m): 4:20am On Jan 06, 2025
CandyOps:
Yesterday I dey kitchen till almost 10.30pm
Cooked okro soup and Ofe Akwu for today's rice. With well seasoned beef

As I woke up happily to go an warm it and it was looking a bit swollen with tiny little bubbles popping up.

Hmmm maybe na prank
I turned around to check. But na my house so I no expect to see hidden camera.

Na so this banga take spoil.
The idea was to include some more veggies and stock fish to the stew this morning b4 dishing it into the storage containers for freezing.

Hmmm! *sighs deeply*

At that moment i wished I was a babe so I would have no excuses than to start crying like a child.

I legit felt like crying at that instant because WTF?! And fridge dey o

I had to go borrow a bigger pistle & mortar from a neighbour to get this stew done faster that yesterday and now it's spoilt?

This can't be true.
I just bent over the pot to perceive the aroma but... Nothing. No odd smells. But it's def going bad

Madd! 😠

Its over 3 hours now since I warmed it up again. I want to know if there's any solution to make it taste any better as it kinda slaps a bit and not so fresh any more


. I feel like calling my babe to ask for a solution but remember say I no get babe .. now I'm double mad! 😡 💢

Called mumsy and she advised to add some balls of charcoal to it.

I think I understand how women feel when they have drastic mood swings and go from happy to erratic in seconds. That's me rn.

I went from having the mental composure of Master Shifu (see Kungfu Panda) to that of a 3yo baby.

So now... Sunday lunch will be replanned.
Any remedy to the soup? Any hope huh

I'm omw to the market to get some charred coal. I'll check suggestions so I'll buy anything I need at once
You should have warmed it before going to bed.
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 4:02am On Jan 06, 2025
Promise47:
Please teach me how to make this money 💰 in billions and millions this is my WhatsApp number 08138753144
Look for someone that knows how to trade, and buy SNOWMAN Meme Coin from any of these exchanges below, buy and hodl/hold till November.

I guarantee you that N50,000 can give you more than $100,000

Don't miss this opportunity ✍️

Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 12:52pm On Jan 04, 2025
hkidola00:
again why do you have to tell me the exchange to use.. are you advertising for the exchange
No, na my papa get am, wey make me dey advertise am to you...
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 9:05am On Jan 04, 2025
Nahunger:
Let me ask around, do you have a signal group??
No i don't have, but i belong to one
Politics › Re: MTN Nigeria To Increase Call, Data Tariffs By 100 Percent by Dshocker(m): 9:00am On Jan 04, 2025
Everyone will result to using internet call.

3rd world country wey poverty want kill dey over tax her citizens.
Family › Re: Groom And Bride's Families Clash Over Bride Price In Imo State. by Dshocker(m): 8:46am On Jan 04, 2025
No doubt women are beautiful creatures, but if not for procreation, i don't think it is necessary to marry.

I like my space, i prefer living alone, companion doesn't work for me, if i need or want sex, i go out and get it.
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:40am On Jan 04, 2025
ihavesense:
Which of the meme coin do you think is worth buying and holding till year end?
I made a post on it, under this topic or post
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:39am On Jan 04, 2025
geoworldedu:
Make I hear. He actually invested the 100k and it turned to dust, so he hanged himself. That was exactly what killed him.
Yes, you are right
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:38am On Jan 04, 2025
GUNITGuy:
How do we go about that coin
I have said it under this topic, find it
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:38am On Jan 04, 2025
brown3:
bro how does it work
Check the post i made on page 3, directing people on how to
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:37am On Jan 04, 2025
Nahunger:
Are you talking about Ice network, I don't think #100k can get you up to 140 billion pieces as you claim..
SNOWMAN is a meme coin under ICE OPEN NETWORK
Travel › Re: Can I Relocate To Another State With This? by Dshocker(m): 2:13am On Jan 04, 2025
Rockzy1:
I'm thinking of relocating to another state within Nigera and start a new life with 1million naira?

The major reason for relocating is that something happened to me and i want to move on from the pains, depression etc. I've tried to move on but it's not working.
Why not invest part of the money in a meme coin 50k to 100k?

And by year end, you will thank me for the rest of your life.
Romance › Re: How I Plan To Break The Record For Sleeping With The Most Men In One Day(photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:07am On Jan 04, 2025
Tayorshd87:
So for this kind APC regimen na Wetin person dey plan be this 😢

Well she must be from PitObi lineage and urchins ..

If you quote me thunder go fire you 😡
Shame on you, you couldn't even buy data to know that she isn't a Nigerian.

Tribalism is killing you slowly with suffering.
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:37am On Jan 04, 2025
Hndrrxxx:
where your 50k$ ? Fool
Don't worry, you go chop ban now now, just hold on
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:36am On Jan 04, 2025
micflo28:
if it is not scam I am in
I have given information on that, read through the comments
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:34am On Jan 04, 2025
Promise47:
Please teach me how do I make money too
Check my post in this topic, i directed some people.
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:33am On Jan 04, 2025
omooba969:
You should be a comedian.
Yes, a stand up comedian
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:33am On Jan 04, 2025
Bayajjidda:
How much have you made, you that have invested.
Zero naira
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 1:32am On Jan 04, 2025
gaby:
How far with all of your assumptions here?

grin
I wasn't enlightened about crypto then
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:32am On Jan 04, 2025
Umuinyioku:
How possible?
Check my post in this topic, i have directed those interested on what to buy.
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:29am On Jan 04, 2025
hkidola00:
give me examples of meme coin
Invest into SNOWMAN by ICE

Buy from Poloniex exchange.

100k will buy you around 140,443,209,201 pieces, they will go main net as soon their parent coin $ICE goes main net.... Their market cap is still very low.

Those that bought $2 worth of Shiba Inu in 2020 made $500,000+ eleven months later.

Don't miss this opportunity, and good luck to you.

Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:29am On Jan 04, 2025
Tayorshd87:
Which is meme coin abeg update me
Invest into SNOWMAN by ICE

Buy from Poloniex exchange.

100k will buy you around 140,443,209,201 pieces, they will go main net as soon their parent coin $ICE goes main net.... Their market cap is still very low.

Those that bought $2 worth of Shiba Inu in 2020 made $500,000+ eleven months later.

Don't miss this opportunity, and good luck to you.

Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:28am On Jan 04, 2025
Nahunger:
Which meme coins huh
List them sir
Invest into SNOWMAN by ICE

Buy from Poloniex exchange.

100k will buy you around 140,443,209,201 pieces, they will go main net as soon their parent coin $ICE goes main net.... Their market cap is still very low.

Those that bought $2 worth of Shiba Inu in 2020 made $500,000+ eleven months later.

Don't miss this opportunity, and good luck to you.

Celebrities › Re: Davido, Chioma And Friends Boat Cruise In Miami On New Year Vacation (video) by Dshocker(m): 9:02pm On Jan 03, 2025
omoredia:
Why is it that Nigerians abroad never have white people around them? U go dey doubt that it is the abroad
Don't worry, when you move over there, you will understand better 😁
Health › Re: Man Hangs Self In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 8:57pm On Jan 03, 2025
If he had invested just N100,000 into a meme coin, he should be making at least $50,000 by year end

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