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MercyStan:
Light orange

U said u can only tell by seeing the person physically or looking at their picture.

So how come you can see his smoke without his picture?

MercyStan:
I'm about to share something I've never revealed before.

I'm currently in my late twenties and ever since I was a kid I have been able to see a part of human being that others can't.

When I look at a person, I don't just see the physical body but I also see an extra layer of what looks like thin coloured smoke. I can't feel the smoke but I can see it. When I come close to the person it appears like a hologram of sorts.

The colour of the smoke depends on the individual. But for most people it's a light orange smoke. I've seen very few people with black smoke and even fewer people with white smoke.

However there are people that don't have this smoke. All I see is a body and nothing else. I have now come to theorize that these group of people aren't humans, or have no soul; human or otherwise.

I can also detect this colored smoke on photos and videos taken on newer cameras and phones like Android and iPhones. I don't see this colored smoke when I look at pictures I took with my blackberry, symbian and older Nokia phones

I can't detect this colored smoke in people in old movies but I can see in on people in recent movies and on current television.

Also when I come in physical contact with the people that don't have this colored smoke I feel an instant sharp coldness that lasts a second; like when you touch iceblock and immediatelyremove your hand. I always avoid these people.

Feel free to ask me any questions, and you can also show me a picture of a person and I can tell you what color of smoke I see on them and if I don't see any smoke on them I'll tell you.

Hallucination is real, threat yourself of malaria.

crood:
Patient dog eat the fattest bone but my own is the other way round, am going insane, nothing to hope for, my life is too hard i dont have anyone special in life or anything valuable my account balance is zero i have no wife no job no land no brother or sister am so empty am not even work 5k ahh depression don enter me hunger wan kill me i wan die.

Some persons out there are facing 10× more of your situation, so cheer up.

FRANCISTOWN:
You get up in the morning and you tell your wife that you are going to work, but instead, you go to your neighbour's wife and make love to her.

While at it, her husband comes back and knocks on the door. Hearing that, you go under the bed to hide yourself.
The husband comes into the bedroom, and the wife feeling uneasy decides to go to the market to get some food items.
The husband takes the advantage of the situation of his wife's absence and decides to call your wife.

Your wife quickly arrives and they make love too. His wife who excuses herself to the market to get food stuff turns back half way because she forgets the the food items list and knocks on the door.

Hearing her knock, your wife rushes to hide under the bed. Do not forget you are also under the bed.

How do you judge this case if you were a third party?

If it were me, I'll say: This indeed is the handiwork of a miracle working God. A very one perfect family reunion.

It happens only in nollywood

siofra:
So, after dating Muslim guys and Christian guys I've finally come to a conclusion on which is better.


Pros of dating a Muslim guy
1. They're providers through and through. They take providing very seriously (at least the ones I've met) You can comfortably be a housewife if you marry a Muslim. Unlike Christian men that will make you contribute to the upkeep of the household while still doing other domestic activities like cooking, washing, taking of the kids singlehandedly. With a Muslim man you can hire maids and still be a housewife.

2. They will never touch you inappropriately. This is what irks me when it comes to these so-called Christian men. They will say they are Christians but see nothing wrong with fornication. If you don't have sex with them, they break up with you. Very disgusting!! Muslim men will hardly touch you if they're not married to you much less have sex with you. They will have the desire, you will see it in their eyes but they will not act on it. They have better self-control than Christian men.

3. They don't joke with marriage. What I mean is a Muslim guy can get married to you within 3 months of meeting you. He won't engage you for 10 years like many Christian guys do.



Cons
1. Many of them are very misogynistic (not all though). They believe women belong in the kitchen (literally). They still believe you should be seen not heard.

2. He might beat you up and justify it with the Qur'an and unlike Christianity that frowns on domestic violence, Islam doesn't really frown on it.

3. They commit adultery too much. They are not into fornication but adultery? O mai Gawd!!!

4. He's likely to marry more wives in addition to you. Many women do not like this. I don't mind as long as he's a billionaire.

5. They're very jealous and possessive. Omo! This one tire me. You'll have to account for every male friend you have. It will reach a point he won't even want another guy to greet you. You go explain tire. He'll start to behave as if he owns you.

I'll never marry a Muslim though unless he's a billionaire and won't make me change my religion.

So what stops you from marrying one?

Madam nobody cares about your decision, or what you feel for any relationship.

You think billionaires marry from the trenches, you have to elevated yourself to their standard.

Remove Chelsea and PSG from that list.

As at 2018, there are 11,826,033 registered vehicles in Nigeria.

With that statistic, it means the Nigeria police force would generate the sum of N70,956,198,000.

And i am certain that there are over 30,000,000 registered cars as of today.

Walahi, these people are thieves, they just want to embezzle from the masses.

Let it destroy it already, as if the farmers are not inflating the cost of food.

Imagine in Edo state, where cassava stem is gotten for free, after planting and processed, it cost a bag just N1,000 to transport to Lagos, will be sold at ridiculous price, from N25,000 it used to be, to N80,000 for a 100kg

Godfullsam:
Obi, just like every other igbos is very predictable.

If I were him, I will shock everyone by celebrating WS on his birthday.

One of the greatest weapon of a good leader is to try as much as possible not to be predictable.

Once you lower yourself to the point where your next move is easily known, na see finish be dat!
Imagine Reno telling obi the qualities of a good leader. Na see finish pro max be dat!

You've spoken like a drunkard.

Philipponzaghi:
See as Peter Obi dey form big man, e no even fit congratulate person. Nonsense!

He is not forming, he is truly a big man, go and hug transformer.

Ttalk:
In politics every move counts, it is a fatal error for Obi to have ignored congratulating Wole Soyinka, in fact, a belated message to the Prof would mean a push caused by Reno's dragging

. Your Agulu saviour and his adviser and not intelligent, and Reno is gathering this evidence as a bullet he will use during the campaign to send Obi into political oblivion. Sadly Obidients are too naive to see this

Oga rest with your foolish ideology.

If Peter Obi congratulates him, then he is a fool.

All these years, Obi has shown him nothing but love, but Soyinka keeps insulting him, and you expect him to keep extending the love?

Over to you guys(Ronu)

Rickbronz:
Good of him.

Pls show me some love if you can make I stave off hunger
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Eric. Thanks.

Send Rema your account number 🤣

EreluRoz:
I don't like him again, he started smoking and nothing he does will ever be good in my eyes again till he goes back to his former decent self

You are a comedian, you think he cares about how you feel 😆😆😆

Bashir El-Rufai has a long neck

jetguy:
Trousers 👖 Trojan or what is it called

That's not my issue.
My concern is I went to the junction to buy toothpicks and as I entered my kitchen back, both Gas and pot of meat has disappeared 😔

You still dey cook with meat for this Tinubulation, na big man you be ooooO 😂

Careless mother.

Omo, it seems kidnapping industry is the highest and fastest employer of labour in Nigeria, and cannot ene anytime soon.

Na government policies dey make people venture into this occupation of kidnapping.

Jeon:
So this is why most Men said "they are intimidated by tall Women ". ☺ Hope Mrcork, isn't like that. 😉

If i interpret this, it means you are head over heels for @mrcork.

But the same you claim to be a lesbian, and detest Nigerian guys, and have sworn never to have anything to do with them!!!

As far as crime is being perpetuated against a black person in the UK, the police would turn a blind eye, and reverse is the case, if it happened to a Briton, they would go all out, to carry out all manners of forensic research, by taking their time to scrutinize every surveillance cameras around.

jeromestarks:
Some young men would have made it in life if not for sex

Some young men would have become great in life if not for sex.

Some young men would have made their parents proud if not for sex.

Some young men would have become useful to the society if not for sex.

Some young men would have led a peaceful happy life if not for sex.

Some young men would have stayed out if debt if not for sex.

Some young men would have served their God if not for sex

Some young men would have lived long if not for sex.


You, Mr. Op, would have become a great person. You would have lived long. You would have become rich. You would have built a happy home. You would have created a happy family. You would have made you parents proud but, sex has taken all that away from you.

You're a finished man.



Guys, stay away from sex.
Flee from free sex.
Marry a virgin woman.
That's my concern for today.

You lack common sense, i kid you not, your mental capacity is zero.

dongalaxy:
Good morning Nairaland.
I have been deeply troubled lately over my health, I had written about this here years back but it keeps growing bad daily .

I had been diagnosed staphylococcus and as a matter of fact , it's a product of ignorance and not sexual exploit because I had my first sex at age 26 and before then I was never sexually active .

My life is in ruins now cos I'm closing to the year of marriage and my sexual life is nothing and to cap it all, my girl is even a virgin and being that I'm not sexually effective, I couldn't even disflower the period she stayed at my place and because of that , I pretended I was not sexually interested so it won't sound I was after sex as she had labeled all men to be .

House , even if I end up not having a wife in life , my health now is in a big mess as my private parts inches like what I can't even quality, pls house , if anybody has a lasting solution to this , the person should as a matter of urgency help me cos I'm dying in silence .

I had been defrauded repeatedly because I was looking for solutions to this menace , how can I be living, money I don't have , healthy life , I can't enjoy , haba! Life isn't just fair to me .

After under going a medical treatment, which as at 2019, an injection shot cost around 7k, and you need it like 2 times a day, for 1 week.

After that, seek by asking an elderly Yoruba person where you can get a good herbal dealer.

After getting a herbal person, you will have to consistently drink it for nothing less than 6 months.... Else, the staphylococcus will return double it was.

adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.

I can swear you first made a move on her, for her to have the courage to profess her undying love for you.

I won't be surprised if you've laid with her.

Non even have up to ordinary 50k, lemme not mention or say 100k, yet you see their Instagram pictures rich as fûck, not knowing they barely can afford garri & sugar.

Nigerian girls/ladies needs to do better.

sleek214:
Obidients and lies are 5 & 6..... Their negative energy will send them to the other side if they don't change.

Illiteracy is a disease.

Where was it reported that it was Obidients that were behind the outcry?

Nigerians in general was against the SAMOA agreement, due to fear it contains LGBTQ, and your foolish self is blaming Obidients for it.

In America, dead bodies are arrested and sentenced.

This is the new decoy by politicians, when they are tried for money laundry.

Turquoiseee:
It has happened to me, but it was my cousin’s husband. Okay I know say I set die, na em the so called husband dey tell me say make I give am chance. That if he had met me before her, he would hav married me instead. All these happened when she stepped out. I gave him a strong warning. I didn’t tell her, but I stopped visiting because he didn’t stop. Some men are shameless

Lets see some pictures, to ascertain the "set die"

Atinuke12267:
These people and victimisation mentality.

So because Nnamdi Kanu is an I9b0 now, he should not be tried for terrorism.

We know the detention of Nnamdi Kanu is what is giving his lawyer headache.

Nzogbu nzogbu kill all of u there

Was Nnamdi the only person accused of terrorism, so why free others and still hold him in captivity?

You talk like you lack commonsense.

Mudafucking government, how on earth do you intend to do that?

I swear with my life that Nigerian government cannot regulate food price, because the department created to checkmate such policy will end up embezzling funds earmarked for it.

I hate Nigeria

Ppogbae:
Kenyan Youths are forcing the President to make spending cuts and you're claiming you have won

I think she is 1000X better than you for speaking up, unlike you, whom have refused to even make pim against the same government, causing you untold hardship.