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Phones / Re: Infinix Smart X5010: Unboxing The Newly Launched Android Phone by dtrend(m): 12:49pm On Jul 24, 2017
FroshJaynex:
Infinix really flop with this phone with the spec honestly


really?
consider the price oooo
Romance / Re: How To Approach A Girl For The First Time by dtrend(m): 12:44pm On Jul 24, 2017
Invisibleojay:
thanks where will I get that please


just google reddit or quora bro
Romance / Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by dtrend(m): 6:17am On Jul 23, 2017
[quote author=Tiffbuxas post=58727049]I'm not good at giving advice...
No matter how shy you are just be friendly with everyone you meet, develop friendship with females it shouldnt always be abt dating, try to get comfortable with ladies.... The rest will happen naturally.



I concur!
Education / Re: Is This WAEC Result Good For Biochemistry? I Need Your Suggestions And Advice by dtrend(m): 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=ThisTrend post=58645734]I'm a Science student, here's my WAEC result.
I'm planning to study Biochemistry in University.

Do you think I'll be admitted into my choice of Institution... I'm aspiring to study at Unilorin, OAU, ABU, Futminna or Unilag. Do you think any of the University above would accept me??

Geography; E8
Civic Education: D7
English Language; C4
Mathematics; B3
Agricultural Science; C4
Biology; C6
Chemistry; B3
Physics; F9
Dye and Bleaching; F9


Fine by me
For biochemistry, I think you're good to go. . .
Crime / Re: Plateau State Polytechnic Student Commits Suicide After Impregnating A JSS2 Girl by dtrend(m): 3:52pm On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=muller101 post=58647265]The dick will finally rest
lolzz
Education / Re: Can I Be Admitted With This Kind Of Result For Computer Science? by dtrend(m): 3:35pm On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=chichijas post=58632106]I wrote my waec examination few months ago, and result has been released.
this is what i got as my result:
MARKETING = C6
GEOGRAPHY = D7
CIVIC EDUCATION = B3
ENGLISH LANGUAGE = D7
GENERAL MATHEMATICS = C4
AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE = D7
BIOLOGY = C6
CHEMISTRY = C4
PHYSICS = E8


Nah!
The d7 & e8 for English & physics respectively disqualifies you oooo
Sorry, try again next time and improve on those subjects. . .
wishing you all the best
Sports / Re: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by dtrend(m): 6:05am On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=josilcool post=58632156]chelsea wil win; EPL, FA, CARLIN, CHAMPION L...


in your dreams bah?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by dtrend(m): 5:36am On Jul 20, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
hope this won't be another fernando torres?

Will Morata survive the EPL? Thats a million dollar question.

I would have preferred mbappe tho but he might do a martial on us


true
Romance / Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by dtrend(m): 7:43am On Jul 19, 2017
[quote author=thepussyhunter post=58571621]tbh i dont believe this shiiiiiii angry
you know why?

I dont wanna believe there are still ladies as dumb and small minded as this..............

Yes guys would always be guys and hunt for the punna but its your utmost responsiblity to protect it.....why?.......COS ITS YOUR FVCKING PUSSY!!!!........





i can only list possible problems and cause for/of it then you'll examine yourself and tell which you feel is yours and also you'll go find the cure........

1.) you love sex and are cheap lipsrsealed.......:: yea most ladies who loves sex and fail to admit it even to themselves almost always use the excuse of "guys deceving and coercing dem into sex" to cover that fact....



2.) you are dumb and super gullible.........:: okay i aiint calling you dumb but babe are you so gullible to have been deceived (as you but it which i fail to believe) by NUMEROUS guys into sex.........

3.) its a spiritual problem........:: i dont believe in such shiiiii but this ur case might just be as a result of strong spiritual forces acting.......ur village witches with six boobz must have used pegs to hold your pussy wide apart at 120 degrees to each other (yea that wide) in da spiritual realm and thats why its always open to guys in the physical............we both know the solution to dis but i aiint gonna be d one to say it cos like i said i dont believe in such shiiiiiii...,....



4.) you got the most disgusting character and you are or a potential SLAYQUEEN........:: yea believe it or not guys love ladies who have got wifey traits even though they pretend to love them slaymamas..........now heres the chemical reactiion:::: slayqueen (aq) + guy (s) --------> FVCK

lovely lady (l) + guy (s) --------> MARRIAGE........grin

if you're a slayqueen or have got some crazy charater traits that repells guys from you, you know what to do.......



and lastly

4.) any other problem / cause you can think of............its ur problem so you should be able to think of something smiley smiley










i swear if this shiiii na lie (which i strongly think it is) and you con make me type this long fvck for nothing uncircumcised thunder from the pit of sango's dick from fire you


You are nuts and you know it��

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Romance / Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by dtrend(m): 7:31am On Jul 19, 2017
[quote author=Bitcoin1000 post=58569246]Sometimes I think I'm cursed since I broke the purity with my first love in 100l all the men who I have been having affair with always dump me after making love to me the first time.

It has gotten to the point that I tried doing everything other girls do but it not just working for me.


Please I need advice
After having sex not making love
making love is for married couples

My advice, (coughs)
stop giving freebies to anyone that comes along, wait for commitment first
seek spiritual help too (no kidding)
Romance / Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by dtrend(m): 7:30am On Jul 19, 2017
[quote author=Bitcoin1000 post=58569246]Sometimes I think I'm cursed since I broke the purity with my first love in 100l all the men who I have been having affair with always dump me after making love to me the first time.

It has gotten to the point that I tried doing everything other girls do but it not just working for me.


Please I need advice
After having sex not making love
making love is for married couples

My advice, (coughs)
stop giving freebies to anyone that comes along, wait for commitment first
seek spiritual help too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Helped You Get That Job. by dtrend(m): 2:12pm On Jul 17, 2017
[quote author=NairaSand post=58384283]This thread is for employed Nairalanders to share with job seekers what they think was pivotal in helping them secure that job.

Was it your Uncle, connection, your sexy smile, your fancy suit, sexy look, your competency, your league Ivy degree, your prayers, your luck or you just can't explain (yes. we'd take that for an answer).

Of course I'd open the floor. What helped me get this job was my enthusiasm and my ability to make a conversation

Please let's be brutally honest as joblanders can pick up pivotal lessons. Let's go!


ps. Comment is strictly for employed joblanders. Thank you
I got the job through a referral/friend, the interview and the rest was God and commitment . . . . . . .
Phones / Re: Airtel Launches Unlimited Data Packages. See Prices & Codes by dtrend(m): 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2017
[quote author=nuelnik post=58539762]We all have been anticipating for the Unlimited Data Plan from Airtel , after much video advert from them , and to make is a surprised it was silently launched without any announcement from almighty Airtel . As we are expecting an Unlimited data to browse will mama calls .



Airtel NG has earlier teased an unlimited package and now, they have silently launched the plan without any word from them.

The Unlimited package comes in 3 different packages, meaning you can choose anyone that best suite you.


Airtel Unlimited Packages

You can dial -141# and follow prompt or alternately use the below codes;

➽ N10,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days.

➽ N15,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days .

➽ N20,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days .


How To Activate It


➽ For N10,000 Unlimited Packages, dial *471#

➽ For N15,000 Unlimited Packages , dial *463#

➽ For N20,000 Unlimited Packages , dial *351#

What i'm not understanding is how many Gigs is in each package , because i don't know why they had to make different package if its actually unlimited. I wasn't expecting this much on the price , also fail usage policy will apply .

What is you take on this ?

SMH!!
Family / Re: My Wife Gave Birth To SS, I’m AA And She Is AS – Husband by dtrend(m): 7:44am On Jul 15, 2017
[quote author=Islie post=58449908]






http://punchng.com/my-wife-gave-birth-to-ss-im-aa-and-she-is-as-man-tells-court/






Story that touches the prick
They were one,after an extra prick got involved, they are now two
May God help your children. . ...
Nairaland / General / Need Help With Getting A Soft Copy Of A Novel by dtrend(m): 5:36am On Jul 08, 2017
I got to read the prologue of Deborah Smith's novel ( Silk and Stone) and it was quite intriguing, so I went in search of the hard copy but all the vendors around don't have it.
So please anyone with a Soft copy should please send it to this address (dannyekon@gmail.com)
Thank you
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Forcefully Collects Car He Gifted Florence Ita-Giwa by dtrend(m): 6:23pm On Jul 01, 2017
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Lalasticlala[/quote]


who una fight (issue) epp?
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Forcefully Collects Car He Gifted Florence Ita-Giwa by dtrend(m): 6:19pm On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=veacea post=58024089]Season film
with a title "sheer hate "

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Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Forcefully Collects Car He Gifted Florence Ita-Giwa by dtrend(m): 6:17pm On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=kocvalour post=58009719]thieves
please where is Buhari He is recuperating in Etung LGA use Google Map to locate d area
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga Reveals The Kind Of Woman He Can Never Be With by dtrend(m): 6:00pm On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=nikkypearl post=58013660]Ok..i know my worth,oya come and be with me.. embarassed

Brace yourself
Here is his cellphone number 08133451238
wish you all the best
Sports / Re: Between Manchester United And Chelsea, Who Got The Better Deal? by dtrend(m): 5:54pm On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=StepTwo post=58021032]Sorry, who see where Ben Ayade keep Cross River workers Salary?
in his bathroom
Music/Radio / Re: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by dtrend(m): 1:03pm On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=Mcowubaba post=58014150][color=#770077]Flavor Davido and wizkid Konga Reminisce Lil kesh Kenya west Future Wiz Khalifa Lil Wayne Migos ASAP Rocky Olamide 9ice Slow dog and Nigga Raw
And movies by Mia Khalifa, Kendra lust, Nyomi bankx and Mandigo angry.
You are nuts, right?
Education / Re: Hot Cake Courses Every Student Wants To Study In Nigeria Universities by dtrend(m): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=Emmyloaded







don't get it, this courses have been in existence n u just waking up to d fact that they "hot cake "?
well maybe you got ur reasons buh, I think every other course is just as important
just saying
Politics / Re: Only Buhari’s London Doctors Can Decide When He’ll Come Back – APC by dtrend(m): 8:00am On Jul 01, 2017
[quote author=Justiceleague1 post=57991880]Thunda shall surely connect with all cone heads.
And a4onjas angry

I'm in UK to make sure of dat
shocked[quote author=Justiceleague1 post=57991880]Thunda shall surely connect with all cone heads.
And a4onjas angry

I'm in UK to make sure of that
Politics / Re: Only Buhari’s London Doctors Can Decide When He’ll Come Back – APC by dtrend(m): 7:57am On Jul 01, 2017
Justiceleague1:
Thunda shall surely connect with all cone heads.
And a4onjas angry
grin
Phones / Re: How To Recover Deleted Files On Android by dtrend(m): 7:51am On Jul 01, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
So even my porn folder can be recovered

Na wa oo
ask again
Crime / Re: Rain Of Slaps Fell On A "Big Boy" Caught Stealing An Iphone (Video) by dtrend(m): 6:52pm On Jun 29, 2017
He should thank God they didn't torch ��him ooo
Education / Re: Jealous JSS1 Student Who Poisoned Classmate With Acid In Lagos Expelled by dtrend(m): 6:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
[quote author=ikorodureporta post=57942003]A Junior Secondary School pupil I of the Lekki British International School, Lekki, Lagos, has been expelled for allegedly putting sulphuric acid and ethanol in the water bottle of his classmate.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the 12-year-old was envious of the 11-year-old female classmate, who had beaten him to the first position in the first and second terms.

The incident happened around 1.30pm on Wednesday, June 14.

The school was planning for the third term exam when the 12-year-old allegedly sneaked into the school’s laboratory and stole the acid and ethanol.

He was said to have mixed the chemicals and poured them into the 11-year-old’s water bottle.

Two pupils of the school reportedly caught him in the act and reported to the school management.

The suspect allegedly owned up to the crime, saying he had been planning it for sometime.

A member of the 11-year-old’s family said on Wednesday that despite the culprit’s confession, the school allowed him to sit for the third term examination.

When our correspondent contacted the school management, an official, who did not identify herself, said the pupil had been expelled.

She said, “The boy has been expelled with immediate effect. The girl is in school and she is fine. We have zero tolerance for such misbehaviour.”


Jesu ! End time student
Romance / Re: New Wife Caught Having Sex With Ex-Boyfriend On Their Wedding Night In Zimbabwe by dtrend(m): 4:14pm On Jun 29, 2017
[quote author=Lucario007 post=57941087]Women who cheat: Sluts, hoes,
Men who cheat: men.

Even in the Bible and Qur'an, men have always had more than one woman, but women should never have more than one man.

one husband =one wifey bro. 4 confirmation
1st Corinthians 7 v 1 _6
don't get it twisted
Crime / Re: What's Wrong With This Owerri Zenith Bank Crime Scene? (Graphic Images) by dtrend(m): 12:00pm On Jun 11, 2017
[quote author=decatalyst post=57385699]Bros calm down.

The police you see in that picture are slowpokes. There are just there to fulfill all righteousness of visiting a crime scene.

You were expecting to see yellow tapping around the crime scene with emergency ambulance, cops with gloves, object labelling, evidence carrier kit, forensic and homicide cops battling to unravel what an ordinary citizen can not decipher, right?

The last time I checked, Nigeria is an underdeveloped country. Cased closed! lipsrsealed[/quot
abi
Crime / Re: The Brave Sergeant In The Zenith Bank Robbery Video Is Dead - Police by dtrend(m): 9:32am On Jun 10, 2017
[quote author=OneHead post=57368520]The robbery attack actually was made in Febuary 2017,and the Brave Policeman In The Bank Robbery Video is Dead already.

Sergeant Chukwudi Iboko, The brave policeman, who was fast and smart enough to gun down one of the armed robbers before taking cover to protect his life and and commendably life of others is reportedly dead since April

Brave Policeman In The Bank Robbery Video is DeadBrave Policeman In The Bank Robbery Video is Dead after clip shows he was shot here

Soldier Shoots Fellow Hausa Brother For Packing Sand.

The viral footage which was clearly as a CCTV record from the bank may have been seized all the while for security and investigative reasons, Naaija.com gathered

The video which clearly showed every movement within its reach showed a black car come in first, only to be followed by a black Hyundai Elantra, some seconds later making the gate unable to be locked with the way it parked, Four men then emerged from the vehicle, with three holding weapons, which looked like AK47 rifles.

WATCH VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oToI-YQImUQ

RIP
Education / Re: List Of Top 7 Universities In Africa (photos) by dtrend(m): 9:27am On Jun 10, 2017
who U.I epp?
Politics / Re: Untold Story Of SSS Raids On Judges’ Homes In Abuja, Six States by dtrend(m): 6:26am On Oct 09, 2016
What's there to be told? Mctehww!! Southern judges r corrupt n our northern bro judges ain't? Brace urselfs for the replacement, it will be all nomads

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