Tolexander:
I didn't see any girl in the picture jor!

lolzzz

scrutinise the pic well......

post=70350887:
Hahahaha .

For more jokes Text ATIKU to 419 !

He meant 'an experienced vote seeker'..... Mtcheww!

fucksterisback:
Dem dey auction am for eBay na. But they are expensive.

It goes to the highest bidder

thanks

queensera:
A Sallah ram faints after being knocked out during a fight with its rival in Lagos.

Video

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/sallah-ram-faints-after-being-knocked-out-by-its-rival-video/

lolzz...
knock out....

fucksterisback:

How do I get one of these?

“A bag of maize is now selling for between N13,000 and N12,000 as against N15,500 it was sold last three months, while a measure now costs about N120 down from about N150 previously.

“Nigeria’s Inflation yesterday fell from 11.23 to 11.14% for month of July,” he tweeted.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/08/prices-of-foodstuff-have-crashed.html
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Is maize the only commodity in the market?
useless facts......smh

Anduku:
This Chelsea team play like Mourinho's 2006/2007 squad, not unnecessarily flashy, very effective and ruthless

True!
Just doing the simple things effectively ...
marking and closing down channels...
simplicity is bae....

chiomarita:


Source: https://www.goldenpearlmediang.com/2018/08/i-want-rich-handsome-man-for-marriage.html?m=1

Picks up mic...
Bae, you are in urgent need of a skull miner.....
Drops mic....

dre11:








https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/girl-17-cuts-off-boyfriend-s-manhood-in-jigawa-265224.html

Herdsgirl in the north......

popizaino:
Too much money Problems how to spend it.






Y not price Schmeichel who is proven tested trusted and cheaper.

Age is not on his(schmeichel) side ......

killsmith:
Why would Chelsea want kovacic when they have good young British midfielders like drinkwater and loftus-cheek?

Instead of buying kovacic, they should go for Eric dier, will hughes, jonjo shelvey or jordan Henderson.

He's coming in on loan....
sorta a microphone testing deal....

tstx:
You better not concede any goal.


see my signature

Even with a porous defence?

MrGist:
GISTMORE.COM

Timaya poses with guns. The dancehall singer is currently in USA for his European tour!

GIST BY GISTMORE
http://gistmore.com/singer-timaya-poses-guns-photo

He should keep those out of his children 's reach....

Rexia:
The next one is roasted corn and plum.Even if na weti I no fit miss di one.I like it a lot.

Those ain't plums but bush pear ( a tropical specie of pear)

ijustdey:


8 rounds of sex with goat…Man caught pants down with goat, sangoma’s orders






http://www.b-metro.co.zw/8-rounds-of-sex-with-goat-man-caught-pants-down-with-goat-sangomas-orders/

who was doing the counting?.... ��

damickey:


.

smoke and mirrors rumor

Photos:>>>SPORTDAB.COM.NG
http://www.sportdab.com.ng/2018/07/atletico-madrid-unveil-new-signing.html

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This transfer just jerked my memory... a certain Martinez made a big money transfer to this club and ended up a flop..... how time flies

mimimile93:


Your mind is populated.

When last did you read your Bible?

confused....... Populated or polluted?

Adefemiaderoju1:
At 43yrs without husband can someone please remind me what she's celebrating again?

She's celebrating life....
is a husband a trophy?
Marriage is not a do-or-die affair Abeg...

malcom2x:
Are they for oral consumption?

Nah...... for optical admiration.. .....

JixNation:
What's the difference between Germany and West Germany?

that was previously when Germany was amalgamated into east Germany and west Germany ....

theoldpretender:
From French 3RD division to Lecister to Chelsea to Real Madrid...

God don pick im call....

hard work paying off too....

US President Donald Trump (C) is welcomed by Singapore's Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan (L) after Air Force One arrived at Paya Lebar Air Base in Singapore on Sunday evening.





why not hold the peace talk in Beijing or Washington ...?
Mtcheww!! they ain't gonna pull this off....
4get it, they don't even trust themselves ......

The lady identified as Jennifer wrote;
"Twitter do your thing, I need a boyfriend. I can cook, i earn a living, i’m beautiful and have the right curves. Retweet biko nu my bf is on your tl. And no i’m no daughter of chimamanda. Thank You"


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Hope you've got a good character?.....
If yes, I wish you all the best in the search.........

Lomba:
What kind of formation will accommodate these players when you have 4 forwards and just 2 mid-fielders?

4-2-3-1

CriticMaestro:
Who dey always field bakayoko for match....rubbish

Who else is available to occupy that position?....
Drinkwater?
Barkley?

Lipscomb:
I think he serve her better. If you tell them to marry someone who will take care of them they will say no .

Pls, keep that comment to ur self......

INTERGUY:
Ladder ladder ladder ladder ...OUR LORD JESUS IS THE LADDER

follow the ladder ooooo

post=67887888:
Na marchet those 2 guys hold so?

A law should be signed permanently concerning these kidnappers, herdsmen and ritualist ASAP.....LIFE SENTENCE OR DEATH SENTENCE!!

what about our treasury looters?
they deserve accolades or similar sentences.....?

spartan50:
Goodbye Conte and I won't miss you..

An ungrateful fan spotted.....
hmmmm.... club fan Nawoooo......
winning the epl in his first season and the FA cup in his second season, despite the inability to qualify 4 CL this season, he has done his best with the crop of players that is available ......
That club needs stability not this.....
#istandwithconte

Henrodah:
Verisimilitude.

stodgy

[quote author=ZombiePUNISHER post=67749339]The black man is cursed
The only thing he thinks about is fvck... Sex.. Rape

hold that thought....... what about our Indian brothers...... ? theirs is always aggressive.....