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Looks like humans are becoming more and more complicated.

If you fall into a pit and a woman comes to save you. Would you reject?

Abeg they should end this crap.

Open up everywhere and let people live their lives.

xendra:
you want to leave a good woman for dick sucking I hope when you marry the one that sucks that dick right until she gets angry at you one day and bites it off you will not rant evil about women.

some people are so shallow that I can't afford a pity for them when something bad happens to them in that marriage.

People have fantasies

Trustme2:
Bros papers no dey always complete. Most dealers usually pay compromised fees or they shortpay the duties. However, if the shortpay or compromised duty is good enough, they may just overlook then you settle them as you go with the vehicle. If dealers are to pay the normal full custom duty, most buyers won't be able to afford a car o. Like the normal Surface duty for a Toyota Corolla 2013 is about 650k with other charges inclusive would be running to 1.250m-1.3m for full duty. However, some dealers would pay like 400k Surface duty rather than the 650k to make the total custom duty with other charges to come to about 950k. That's the way it's done. You just settle custom officers on the road with between 2-3k

Okay..I get it now

oladipuposadeeq:
Oga mi 60k is still kind of fair but 4get the mopol of a thing they settle also but not like me that is a bloody civilian i witnessed one along ishua that's heading towards okene we were stopped i was in front they collected 500 from us each instead of the previous 200 they collected a mopol driving rx330 wanted to pass they stopped him and asked him to drop that shey na your papa put us here i think he gave them 200 though i didn't see the money but i saw him give the OC at that point something from hand to hand when we were still persuading them to collect 500 that boys go still settle for front.

Customs still dey collect even when papers complete?

iLegendd:
Some days ago, Blessing, a Churchy girl and a corper, from Delta, but serving in Anambra, visited me 3 days ago.

No, she brought something for her aunt who stays here and decided to come see me. We had a misunderstanding 2 days ago and she'll be going back today.

I realized she has a boyfriend (a fellow corper) who is planning to marry her, so I friendzoned her and stopped picking her calls or replying her messages.

These women ain't loyal. For the love of God, I decided to reply her after killing my battery with phone calls trying to find out what she did wrong for me to change my mind and start ignoring her.

My problems is: how come she moved from Delta state to Rivers state easily when the federal government said there is lockdown?

This is to say Nigerian police are the worst sets of people. With Nigerian police, nothing will EVER work in this country. Just small 100 Naira bribe they will betray the law for their stomach.

It is finished.

You and your fake gist... Abeg write another book make people buy. All these your stories reeks of loneliness.

More importantly, go get married you're not getting younger.

dingbang:
3. An NCDC trained health worker uses a swab inserted through the nose and throat to collect samples to be tested for covid 19.

Through the nose?

What the heck!?!?!?

truefood45:
there is no special thing about this covid-19, it is like every other disease that affect and kill people since man history on record, meanwhile THE CURE FOR ALL DISEASE HAS BEEN FOUND, THE DETAILS WILL BE COMING OUT ON 25th July 2020

Tell me what you know

Okoroawusa:
Would this be your reaction if Buhari said exact same thing?

Look, I don't like talking on this issues. Because I see from a higher realm and I know what's happening

What's happening is beyond government. But it takes strategy and insight to navigate through.

Buhari doesn't have a say in this matter don't bring him into it.

Yenefer:
Yes!! devil's advocates will not like this news.
This whole coronahoax is just a test run to see what they can get away with. Judging by the peoples reactions so far....the deep state/UN founders has us by the short and curlies. And they know it.

Ever heard of H1N1. It was 100 times worse and no one noticed. This virus is real but the severity of the situation has been blown way out of proportion for political reasons. The constitution was too much trouble and needed to be scrapped. They have succeeded.

That is precisely what all of us should be thinking. Coronavirus isn't what it seems; the timing is too convenient and the numbers don't wash. Follow the timeline, the locations, places most affected, and you'll start to see the picture. Some of it is connected to the Epstein/Weinstein/Clinton/Winfrey/Wuhan labs/Hong Kong protest/trade war (YES! WINFREY) sex-trafficking ring. Weinstein was recently sentenced to 55 years for perving on CONSENTING women and his sentence was reduced to 23 years as the result of a plea deal. Following his sentencing, several billionaire CEO's have resigned and multiple celebrities and politicians have suddenly "contracted the virus." There will be more resignations, more sudden (and convenient) celebrity/politician infections in an effort to save face. 600 people were recently arrested in a sex trafficking/corruption investigation that has spanned nearly 20 years. On the other side of the coin, the data doesn't add up. We have no way to confirm the number of infections and deaths the media is reporting. Just as China has completely manufactured the nature of the virus and their recovery, the government and media are deliberately fabricating the number of infections and deaths to push for a "vaccine" that will actually cause more sickness and death than their supposed virus (which wasn't a virus). Understand this: the vaccine is the actual goal, not curbing the virus. The media is deliberately strewing the data and drumming up public hysteria to push this goal forward. Do some research on 5G frequencies and their effect on the human body, and you'll see China's "virus." Wake up, people. We are witnessing one of the largest scale False Flag psy-ops we've seen in decades. More than 50,000 die from influenza each year and the media is completely silent yet, the entire world is lockdown and the media is pimping hysteria non-stop over a virus with a 98% recovery rate, with zero evidence to support their data. If you're not smelling something fishy by now, you need your heads examined. Stop listening to the media. Turn off your tv, put down the phone, and stop falling for the lie we're being fed. It's NOT a pandemic!

You are wise. Trump knows what's happening. If he doesn't know then God is using him.

The painful thing is that many people have been Bewitched and the can't see beyond their noses.

Everyday, pray for Trump. He is in a difficult situation.

I'll say it again, it's all about control.

obalala:
Keep the inquiries coming in

Quite Funny... Hope you don't get fatigued with the enquires

The more the military is in the civil society, The more they lose their respect.

The military will soon be treated like police in Nigeria.

I couldn't go through all the pages of this thread because I didn't like it. It's distasteful without any good objective. When people are too less busy, these are the kind of crap you'll see.

Delta State, has gone through a lot and we know that we are stronger together than divided.

A lot of effort has been made to unite deltans and I think we shouldn't rubbish it.

I can attest to effort by Omatsola Williams and others in putting programs that helped unit deltans. Same for RMD and others. The current government is doing its bit to unite the state and develop the entire State.

Delta State has a lot of fault lines, but also has a lot of strength together.

We have inter married so much, that in my family all ethnic group in Delta State is represented.

Sometimes, we wonder how that happened but that's the reality.

While this thread may be fun to some persons, it can be misunderstood and should not be encouraged.

I will be pleased to visit home, move around the state as I usually do and see even development.

Let's not forget that our state fought a lot of intra and inter ethnic wars especially after the state creation. Some where not even documented but brothers killed brothers. This happened in the three senatorial districts in the state.


Please let's emphasis what binds us together. We need peace, tranquility and progress in Delta
State.

No ethnic group is superior to the other.

God bless us all.

It's a war and it's about control.

They will force their own narrative to the world.

Bewitch many, to follow their tune.

Any thing that goes against their original plan, will be attacked

They need strong statistics to back up the plan and they are pushing for it, even when the data is not correct.

They don't want you to talk about the source of the virus. Try to find out and you won't get the support. They just don't want that.


The source of the virus is not the concern.

The concern is the very vaccine.

Many vaccine will be produced, but they will fight it.

They'll tell you those vaccines will not work, except their own ( This is very important)

They will discredited every other thing that's against their plan.

The various means for information dissemination, will be heavily controlled.

Many things against them, will be taken down from the internet.

They will fight Madagascar; unless God helps them. ( Very important)

They will always emphasis science, but will not allow you question or challenge their opinions.

They will be defeated, but you must resist them.

ChizzyBuna:
Just remove your dick and sell it on jumia
If you are not going to use it, because how can a full grown man say he won't have sex until marriage?

Are you not sexually attracted to ur partner?
Because me I cannot stand that crap
If we dating, we are fucking..period!!!

But seriously how can you share the same bed with your crush and you don't Bleep or do anything until marriage??
It has never made sense to me tho.
Don't you have sexual feelings
Sex make 2 people bond stronger
So Why avoid sex with crush until marriage??
Who raised these type of people sef??

These are non issues for children of God, who walk in the spirit.

Those who are not totally sold out to God will keep fighting lust.

Sex does not keep people together. It's commitment and livingthe word of God , that keeps people together.

SouthWestBlood:
They have started. They'll do everything to discredit the cure just because it's not coming from the western world. Everything in the world isn't causing malaria resistance except for the natural herbal drink for Covid-19.

Any sensible person knows that herbs are safer compared to the chemicals they put together in the lab. Nonsense!

The secret. everything will be discredited.even vaccines will be discredited except the very one they want.

Lefty500:
I use telegram as a cloud storage, I have many lynda, Udemy, pluralsight courses saved on my telegram, many channels to download music, app, movies, books, software, etc.
I just like that app.

How do you save the udemy courses on telegram.

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Sabiboy0001:
Following up on conversations to extend the easing of the lockdown to religious bodies, the General Overseer of the
Guiding Light Assembly, Pastor Wale Adefarasin, has revealed that his church will not open even if government allows it.

Responding to a question about what's his stand regarding the clamour for reopening of churches

he replied thus:
while indeed physical worship trumps worshipping through electronic devices, he is personally responsible for his congregation.

“Even if the government says churches should start opening, we won’t open.
We will wait and observe how this pandemic pans out first.

The Lord didn’t put his children in our care for us to put them in the line of danger.
It is common sense, and that is a gift from God that He no doubt will question in the hereafter how much of a good use we made of it, if at all,”

Pastor Adefarasin said this in an IGLive session with the founder of Joy Inc., Chude Jideonwo, in a 21-day series titled
“Retail Religion,”
with the theme,
“The Future of Faith”
and aimed to host front line leaders from different faith communities.

The conversation centred around the role of the church in current realities and is a pull-out from #WithChude, a special series of targeted multimedia conversations and investigations.

The series which aims to address issues of fading spirituality among congregations will centre how religious can refocus their congregations towards fighting the pandemic and how to navigate, spiritually, this period and beyond.
https://www.marvelzglobe.info/2020/05/shocking-we-wont-open-church-even-if.html?m=1

He should go and pray. From the way some people talk, you'd know how their prayer alter is.

You see all the reactions in defense of the Man in the other thread, was from people who know nothing about him.

I insist that most times, majority opinion is wrong.

Good!!!

The Gospel must be preached.

Officialhow:
Last night, I was chatting with a lady on whatsapp, she was telling me about how she called her boyfriend and how she was snubbed by him. So in a bid to give her possible reasons why he could have snubbed her – I surprisingly came up with 10 reasons. So I decide to share it here on Nairaland.

Okay. Reasons why a guy could possibly snub a girl (supposed girlfriend☺️). Make sure you don’t miss no 5, 8 and 9.

1. You are not the only one on his radar
He has somebody else he really likes. He probably has somebody he is hitting on. In cases like this, he will always try as much as possible to keep you in case. All of a sudden, He may eventually come back being responsible, trust me, you are the 2nd choice and if 1st choice is available again, he mayn’t hesitate. I once saw a movie, a guy was really in love with Lady X, but lady X didn’t like him. He tried all he could, He bought gifts, tried hard – it didn’t work. He eventually dated another girl, Lady Y and still didn’t give up on Lady X because he genuinely liked her– Men-as-cum.

2. He is too busy
He is busy with something, probably his work (if he has one). This doesn't affirmatively mean he has another girl but some guys don't know how to handle work pressure with talking, calling and chatting a girl regularly. This happens to me at times, but I don't snub, I'll only make my feelings known and the concerned party understands. My work requires critical thinking and has a lot of deadlines. So most time I am always thinking about beating deadlines and coming up with accurate discussions for scientific papers for my clients and once I am done working – the lovie-dovie continues.

3. He needs your help
He's going through something at the moment but nevertheless, if a guy really likes a girl, he will never hesitate to speak to his girl on the issue. I believe relationship has to do with openness. If a partner does not feel secure around you – there is a fire on the mountain – He is probably not completely soluble in your love. Some hide under the “I don’t want to bother you” umbrella, if you can successfully get him to speak, you are good to go.

4. You have offended him.
You should probably retrace your steps back to when last you were both cool and apologize for any wrongs. But if this has always been like that, this leads to no 5.

5. He doesn't like you
Maybe you were the one that asked him out, if No, he doesn't like you again. Also, there are some cases where a guy will toast a girl for fun, like just to play around, it happens mostly on WhatsApp, some girls do say yes. In this case, the guy won't eject the girl easily – but the love is not there – some guys would want to just take advantage and then clean mouth. Something similar happened to me on this year's April fool's day, I asked a friend out, I really pressed her, I told her about how I had been keeping the feeling it to myself – she said, I was late that I should have told her earlier – she tried to pacify me cos she felt broken – maybe. I had to tell her later that night that it was April fool’s day, she pretended like it was cool - bottom line, she has blocked me ever since and we were very good friends� (If she had agreed and we continued, she might end up being snubbed by me from time-to-time because there is no genuine love)

6. He is a Psycho
He is probably a psycho - psychos are always confused and they don't know what they really want. One time, they just want to talk to you, chat with you or play with you, another time, he just flips.

7. Low self-esteem
He probably has low self-esteem. Some guys feel like they are no match to their girl. Some guys feel bad because they have not been a real man for their girl, probably financially.

8. He is incapable of love.
For some guys, Love is an unattainable height – some guys are WAR – some are FIGHT – some are INDABOSKY.

9. Maybe you stalk him too much.
You probably stalk him too much. Some girls actually stalk their guys too much. Some always want to call their guys almost every hour, chat with their guy every time possible. Some guys prefer to just chat with their girl at least just once per day and they are cool. This doesn’t mean the love they have for their girl is not real. A guy can actually be in premium contact with you regularly and still cheat on you exclusively perfectly.

10. He is not mentally fit
Some girls are drama queens – some guys don’t have what it takes to contain their outburst. Some girls are virulent in nature, so most guys can’t handle the virulence – with time, some develop resistance and do not get affected by the drama again while some just chicken out by breaking up or by not giving the attention that you deserve.

NB: These are just my opinions, if you have any contradicting opinion, you can post it in the comment section below. Also, which one do you agree with the most, let us know in the comment section below.

You are right. But you can add , inability for the lady to initiate intellectually stimulating discussions.

I've ignored some really physically beautiful ladies when I discovered, I was stressing myself initiating good intelligent discussions. It's either she's tagging along slowly, or she's lost. No intelligent conversation initiated, no creativity, no insight, she hasn't thought of anything new to share in weeks, no ambition I can support, no positive Passion, no word of God in her mouth no nothing!!!!

Since I can't be discussing Davido, wizkid, olamide, tacha etc..

I had to cut the crap immediately and move on before someone reduced me to the level I've passed.

Mario Balotelli. !!!!!!

How could we forget that guy

One called me at some point, I knew he was a criminal immediately. I just told him off straight away.

It wasn't Access Bank he talked about

Give evidence.

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Loris576:
Did u do it ?

No it didn't work. The New recharge will run it's own cycle.

Omo that thing get milage!!!

If na brand new, the better oo!!

Opay was helpful Sha...at some no point, I no come send motor again.