₦airaland Forum

i'ld be right back with my answer.
But seriously, i hope my secret will be safe with ya. Cos you know nairaland, people be waggitheir tongues abi na finger sef

freecocoa: You will lerra dearie.

will be waiting dear

freecocoa: And the mystery is in what\where actually?

hey Whats up?
Thought i was supposed to get something from ya!

dont8: Imagine Dubem's 'capabilities' failing him!

imagine dont8 having vain dreams kidding HIMSELF

ijebabe: Yup. 2 actually.
1 in real life and the other on NL

walking past
*clears throat*
keeps walking

coldiz: I think its important the public knows this for security reasons. At shoprite while packing shopping bags into ur car, u maybe approached by 2 s3xxy, braless 22 years old girls in a mini micro and skimpy tops. They will press their tits against the window and ask for a lift to town... On the way, they wil strip down and perform oral s3x on each other... One will then climb into the front and suck u off while the other attempt to steal ur wallet.. I had mine stolen last thursday, friday, twice on saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday and once again today... I'll be on my way back there tomorrow, pls pray for me so I don't fall victim again to these terrible criminals... Pls I need ur prayers...

ndo is all i can manage for you

dont8: Imagine Dubem eating his words.

imagine dont8 trying to put words into my mouth

dont8: Imagine Dubem exaggerating his capabity!

imagine dont8 so engrossed in his private thoughts
he actually didn't notice i said nothing

imagine dont8 distancing me because of a woman and all the while playing down on my capabilities

swiftycool: This one happened also in one of the states in the south south where I worked 4 a bit.
In those days when gsm was still fresh in Naija and so many thieves were stealing phones, a certain youngman - let's call him joe's phone was stolen and he tried to call the number to see if a good samaritan could have found it for him.

Strangely the phone was answered but by a stupid sounding guy with a thick local accent in broken english. Joe pleaded with him to return the phone 4 a reward and after a long discussion, the guy asked joe to come meet him at the town park which was about 30km from where he was.

On getting there after spending money on Tp and making the long uncomfortable journey, Joe called the number and the guy picked up but this time started laughing and said; Ol boi, u mumu well well sha, so u believe say I go gif u dis fone? I no dey park o, I just wan stress u! Joe was mad but calmed down and pleaded with him to even take the phone but leave the Sim so he could retrieve important contact's numbers and other vital infos. After several calls pleading and begging, the guy asked him to go to another distant location the next morning and ask a lady selling akara for the sim.

Early the next day Joe set out to d location and actually saw an akara seller whom he asked but she claimed she knew nothing of the sort. Joe then tried the number and it rang, this time the theif told him to sit down near the akara seller's location till he came. This he did for the next 4 hrs, making calls over and again until when the theif started laughing at him over the phone calling him mumu and telling him to better buy akara for dinner because he might likely sleep there. At that point Joe just realised this guy was not planning to release the phone and just went home sad.

you got me cackling like i were crasy.
I don't blame that that guy oh.
I remember the first time i lost a phone. How i almost lost my mind.
That thief ehn, no be today he start to thief oh, im mind don strong wella.

have this problem with my E72
and sincerely speaking,its
driving me crazy coupled with
my auto correct.
the problem is, when ur typing,
the letters don't appear immediately
if you type long enuff,when it does appear
it seeming cant remember all you typed so it drops them
in bits and pieces then the auto correct
finishes it up
turning ur sentences to some alien code.
i need help with this ASAP.
na beg i dey.
apart from that, the phone works fine