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who did?

are you done smearing ur eyes and mouth with mascara and lip liner?

won't you kill him for his bad verses?

is that english ur speaking?

reed, dont u do any other thing?

what kind of name is flakky?

shouldn't we be asking you?

imagine asking me to work on saturdays,...and i foolishly agreed.

benyc do you need help?

did u see any one?

did u loose it here?

...and that's supposed to be you business?

shouldn't i know?
Wasn't he just barging into my business?
Ain't u even security conscious?

though am not such a big fan of cars (just contented with the normal german products which though expensive are all encompassing).
I have come to notice how especially in naija, there are so many nick names for cars apart from that which the manufacturer has given it.
These names derive mostly from the physical appearance of the car in question and from the much i know its mostly toyota and honda cars that are renamed.
Lets try to make a list of cars and their nick/nigerian names. If possible models too

kola oloye: What is going on here?

who is this one again?

is this Lord Reed or are u using his handle?

ayobase: Dubem is back o!

was he ever away?

how difficult is it to make a full fledged sentence?

babeface3: Nobody ever admits snoring except this guy; typical of Nigerian; wait, @Elmos, are you gay? you said the guy you wanted to marry and later in the closing of your text you said no girl would want to stay with a snoring man; conflicting.

I did snore but it disappeared over time due to management and prayers. I had to quit smoking and drinking and try to have exercise and enough rest before bed and also eat moderately and on time. Snoring can be managed and one thing I have found here that the west do not know is prayers; it at times sound ridiculous, but what has not been made known to the high and mighty has been revealed to the young babes. Prayer works, even on unthinkable things

hello!
If i do not snore, why will i say i sore?
Just so that i'ld appear to be saying the truth?
Dosen't really sense me.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]How would you know that?[/quote]isn't it obvious and even annoying too?

count sparrow: . u want us to know u know stuffs... Clap for urself

na wa for you oh, why did u say it?

isn't darling one word that is too frequently used these days?

ijebabe: I always encouraged you and Ayo so don't judge me

i always spat at it so i blame you.

ijebabe: Do I have a choice?

don't you always have that?

ijebabe: I know how you like it. Just relax and let me do my thing

lord bless my soul and direct my path *makes sign of the coss*

Idowuogbo: Homegurl? No shes my left brweast.



Oh really? Oya massage my kini so I no our fight don finish.

*she starts moaning*

Ouchhhhhh..... Ije!!!!! Ehenhen! Rub it now!

anyamaaaa!!!