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[quote author=Em-my]If this is the base of rating, then is should be Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State.[/quote]no bigger lie than this has been told this year.

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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I am already married to 7different men in 7 different countries [/quote]

odumchi: Nwoke m, kedu ka I mere? O teela.

adikwa'm mma oh.
Odika mgbaghari ekweghi gi megharia ahu.
Kedu ubochi anyi ga aso mpi'a?

ayobase: .....Yawns.....

Ki lon sele na?

Are you still alive?

LADY OF RAGE: Preach on Mr President! After all madam said we all have HIV, some are positive and some are negative. LMAO!!

Did she really say that?

Copy?

[quote author=~ZN~]Not sure what the plate thing is, found it on some culture thread on here. But I do recognize that jar. [/quote]Who even discovered that juice and what was he looking for?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]the way the bride and groom act as if nothing happened is priceless[/quote]Making her seem more like some lunatic.
I can feel her pain.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] I love weddings[/quote]Ooops!
If na me,
Ground must open swallow me oh

^^^Damn!
The owner of that gen must be like a mayor.
190 have you guys never thought of paying your electricity bills?
How hard is that?

190 ruuuuuuuuunn she's coming to get you

[quote author=~ZN~]Something along the lines of. . .

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/946671_pic12_jpg4d72d5992f44a9c3a2968c95ef1bb64e[/img][/quote]The Holy water oh not the blackened meat
Only God knows what meat that is (maybe Amu efi)

[quote author=gree-die]wadda yuck!!![/quote]

ItsModella: I like surprises

I like nkwu enu

ItsModella: mba, I don't know him.

You should check him out
You may not like him though
But it used to be fun listening to him.

As regards the other issue,
If you promise me undiluted nkwu enu
I might surprise you

CFCfan: "Daddy'm o..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCUAjCsn_i4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ItsModella: looool!!! soon, very soon

I wanted to reply you then I remembered ollie gee.
He used to sing in engligbo in the 90s. Do you know him?

[quote author=~ZN~]Wow, what a lovely video. Flavour got it right with this one!

@dubem lol, that man is quite a character.[/quote]Once I met him at a restaurant in FESTAC there it dawned on me that playing a goat to many times has made him a real goat. Check how sane he looked playing those same roles in his early days. He looked saner and was still fun (for those when de watch am sha)

Flavour killed it here.
So colourful
I loved the inclusion of Adammma and ote nkwu masquerades.
Ibu is just a huge goat. He danced well though.
I think am gonna download.

In other news Modella Kedu mgbe anyi g'abia lachaa nkwu na ogbunike?

First off, I'm a sucker for good write ups and I think yours was a good one. You did a nice job.

Sincerely, its the first time I'm getting to hear about these young men.

To answer your questions I think those guys were heroes. Taking into consideration the brains with which they made those plans am quite sure they knew how odd their chances of being successful was and worse still what awaited them when/if they failed. Yet undaunted, they went ahead.

When/if ever we achieve genuine democracy, these guys ought to be named in the 'litany of heroes' who fought for good.

Haven said that, let me remind you how a true warrior is not the man that just rushes into battle in order at least to be named amongst those who fought rather he is that man that studies the atmosphere, the prevalent variables, his enemies and their strategies and knows that victory is not achieved only in combat.

This is why I want to tell you about a new set of heroes who have seen the futility of combat and rather than die in fool hardy attempts, have decided to like the wood pecker, keep chopping out bits and pieces till that mighty tree falls completly.
Am talking about that pharmacist who despite the pressure and monetary gains has refused to sell fake drugs.
That lecturer, teacher, examiner that has refused to be paid to leak exam papers, award undeserved marks, allow malpractice in any form. That one that despite the owed arrears and petty salary, is bent on seeing that the students are equipped for whenever/if ever the mantle is handed to them.
That police man, lawyer, judge, Lastma officer, FRSC officer, civil defence officer who in his own way will never be paid to look away and let justice suffer in any way.
That taxi man that returns the forgotten bags.
That man that reports crime...
The list is endless.
These are the real heroes of our time.
They are content with being called cowards and fools but the are in reality, builders in a project so big they cannot fathom its size.
We have to stop killing ourselves and going to jail so that we can increase the army of people who will suffocate this corruption.
We have shot at it, stabbed it, slapped it and it won't die, lets suffocate it with goodness.

Its a longer and more difficult route but potent nevertheless.

I might not have had any issues with him if this wasn't the wackiest freestyle I ever heard. He should go to wande coal and get some coaching.
His personal life is non of my Damn business.

purplekayc: Private dinner

Gross!

Phonon: You should be able to recognise satire when you see it.I don't understand some nairalanders.

Na wetin this my own come be nah?
Na the same boat carry us oh

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Laughing in Arabic!
Thread is too funny.[/quote]Stella, where've you been?
Really missed your crack head.
Back for good or just passing?

Thank God its Friday noni

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