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ogugua88: Well I said I'd do food and desserts but if someone else wants to do food, no wahala. Dubem, I'll handle the cake. No boxed cake mixes allowed on wedding days.

ayobase: Two brides on dat day (Seun&190)
Two pple have no biz with this
upcoming wedding (slimyem&ijebabe)

***really racking it here****

bennyraz: post the list of fixed positions we've gotten so far and were will d venue be? Dubem3 offered to bake the cake but i dont trust his artistry

190: Please we need someone who has a 1st class in accounting
2 please estimate a Joint budget on both marriages.
Please this budget should cover all financial cost even up 2
Egele which d women would tie on their head on d traditional wedding day
D osoebi and even d food for d dogs which rokiatu and tima would watch on d day of events

Please any accountants with a 1st class in d house

There's no MC
No Canopy
Who's bakin d cake
We need 21st century fox cake samples

Where are these people

bennyraz: no! We don't need a manly cake We need a womanly cake.. I think IDOWUOGBO should handle d reception venue, what do u say guys?

bennyraz: Na which hall we go use for reception Planning all this while without a hall? Who prints out d invitation cards? Who bakes the cake? Who does the decorations?

ayobase: We don settle!
U wan exhume buried matter?

Biko.....daalu o!

ifyalways: heehehe
Otu ocha ma o burukwa ndi mba4. Ukwu na aka gi di n'elu? nke a bu extended whellbarrow style ka obu gini? udo diri ndi kwere ekwe .
Umu nne m biko mu na ego nwere perfect understanding. odunnu buruwa lolo,a choghim ima kama a gam aburirri ojide ego or else . . .

Happy Sunday onye o bula,e nwere m rice na ofe akwu maka ndi agu na agu.
@eze nri,eji arusi efe/ago arusi . . . nnam bu arusi na eje uka,ife nine di na obala.lolz

ayobase: String 5....I dey imagine d scenario!
***Idowuogbo with the rod on d stage with her legs up and.........****

odumchi: Funny thing about this is that at my place, we call this 'isam' just like our Ibibio neighbors. I always thought that other Igbo people called it 'mfi' and that 'isam' was an Ibibio loan word.

I'm astonished to find out that our people call it the same thing.

Odenigbo Aroli: Inyinya is horse but i disagree with the part that Anambra towns doesnt understand each other! I strongly challenge you to name that town or close this case cos you obviously has little knowledge of Anambra groups unless if you are talking about the tiny Igalla village in northern Anambra. All Anambra dialects are intelligible amongst all the groups so I will advice you travel further.

joeydozzy: Different ways: booze, whip, azonto, etc. which one 190 want? I get qualifications past those your priests

joeydozzy: Why call me a lay man?. Do you know how many couples I've joined and also broken?

ijebabe: How Dubem? It was only a question

ijebabe: Jeremiah, when did I start singing in the choir

iyatrustee: oh !so dude's got a local name? i tot he was answering names like allen, ian, mason or even atutupoyoyo!

ayobase: So Idowu passed?
Hmmmmm!

ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem, Dubem
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

ifyalways: Odumchi how can i ever forget onye bu eze,after all the vigorous campaign i took part in?A mam na onwu Only truth wu eze and sincerely im not so impressed.Ajuju m ka dikwa Valid,onwere onye huru Ezeuche?
Odunnu dear,a bughi ode akwukwo kama o burukwa na unu ga-eme m onye na jide ego,obi ga adim nma.Bata bia nwere oche na akuku eze as agile lolo i bu.lol

Obiagu1: I recognise that dialects differ but not when an animal is given a name that belongs to another animal.
I try to incorporate the different dialects if I know them. Alligator is found mainly in North America. Aghu/Aghi is actually a small alligator looking reptile; I can't find the name now. Just a little bigger than lizard.
Ijere is a type of ant and not a name for ants.
Camel is anyinya (there's nothing like [b]e[/b]nyinya). I don't know the name for a horse.
Calling Kite egbe by someone does not change its actual name. Kites remain Nkwo, ogankwo etc but not egbe. Egbe is bigger than kite (nkwo).