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o mehn, you got me there oh!
I was already asking myself
'would i have returned the money?'
thanx for the joke, jare!
Hope say you use vex take Lama that Eba well well

lefulefu: naija babes oya make una take example frm dis woman

trust them nah!
The western craze.
It won't be too long

djeezy: She wants her name to enter GUINESS book of records.lol

pity someone beat her to it (she can now go buy herself a pack of sense since the old one got stolen)

rokiatu: Good one, she will forever be happy. No one to break her heart, nobody to look after, no one to explain to, no one to have sex with compulsorily, no hustle of pregnancy childbirth, or kids, no one to pleased in sort she only has herself to make happy.

Well done woman. For opening this great avenue to this truly absurd, and dumb refreshing ideal of yours.

People as I know them to be will now start following ur footstep.

when are you getting married to yourself

agb2011: Yeah whatever! just like Whitney sang, learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. go girl

yeah!
By wedding yourself, right?

MsDarkSkin: A black American woman did this years ago.
Her wedding dress was traditional but black.

This woman is a copy cat.

safe to assume then that every other couple after the very first couple are all copy cats.
Didn't you hear? She wedded herself.
We have thousands of that every week.

Dyt: Atleast, she's saved frm u men
No more my guy did dis n dat

maybe you should self marry so you too will be free from 'them men'

i knew there was gonna be a fight.
I just came to enjoy myself.
Nice way to while away time.
But seriously, if every finger keeps pointing at you, am of the opinion that you should be more careful, guided and warri will say 'code your self'

no de scatter yansh for public

^^^ Lmao @ otondo

slam7000: You all are complaining about Nigerians,what about former military head of state of uganda.....


His Excellency President For Life,Field Marshall,El Hadji,Dr,Idi Amin Dada
VC,DSO,MC,King of Scotland,Lord of All the Beast of the Earth and Fishes Of The Sea,
Owner of All the Firewoods In The Forests,SSalongo,The Conqueror Of The British Empire in General AND Uganda......


my ugandan friend told me [b]SSALONGO [/b]means ..someone who gives women twins..a highly reproductive and fertile superman whose sperm cells results in multiple births.

BTW its a capital offense to miss any of his titles when introducing him..

ok, give me those titles again but this time, subtract all the agai and salt

Mmuo Okija: What is the meaning of this useless thread?!


I am Chief, Dr., Deacon, Engr., Eze Mmuo, Ichie OKIJA Juju (The Agu ji egbe 1 of Nairaland, Ome ka nnaya 1 of Nri and Okosisi dachiri uzo 1 of Nnewi) GCON, BSc, MSc, NNPC & GCE.


So?! What makes it silly!!? If you dont have any achievements that you can add to your name then I'm sorry you have been wasting your life up till now. . . By the end of the year, when I return from Mecca, I will add Alhaji to my titles.

Nwanne, odika ndi'a pia gi itali mmuo (seun na nwunye ya m...a)
biko gwa ha rapu 'okija juju' tupu iwe ewe ndi be anyi :-D
mana ofu Onye adighi mma iza aha nile'a oh.
Odighi mma ma ncha.

Koolking: Some Nigerians believe people tremble at the hearing of their titles. They use titles to cheat and intimidate especially our police men and women. I dont understand why someone should be addressed as Highest High Chief Dr. Umuokoro Okeke Okeke Sampson 1 - the Owanetidora 1 of Nkodiland) Geez! wtf does that mean. Am I suppose to be intimidated by that?

Some nigerians are damn too comical!!!!

i can feel you shivering through my phone...

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]That thing sucks. Some people even use titles like Most Venerable, His Holiness, Bishop, Rev, Pastor, Evang, Dr. Aminu Bamidele Chukwudi (ABC). Lol[/quote]guy, i no gree this one

emiye: A form of filling up the gap created by inferiority complex

u too much jare

odumchi: @ Obiagu

I think it's more of a 'statement maker' than anything. People who answer Dr, Engr, Esq, and etc deserve to be properly recognized for their work because it's not easy to spend x amount of years studying in a university. Let's give honor to who honor is due.

An Igbo proverb goes, let one answer what he was appointed.

odumchi, 'onye obula za nke ochi'
is that to say that a man that has taken three titles will be dressed by the three title names at once? Certainly not where i come from. He answers one at a time but mostly the most recent or highest of the titles.
Let the content of your head be known through your actions, intelligence and decision making not by how many hours it takes to write ur name.

[quote author=Kilode?!]Chief. Engr. Dr. Mrs. Forexologist, Otun Iyalode of Lagos Naijababe. DS.c Ph.d Cantab, FNIE, IIEE, IIE, FIET, MBA, OFR. PSI.
Iba! [/quote]Abeg help me add
OON, G.C.E.,H.I.V ...

personally, i feel that titles are what mediocres use to shield themselves. You would agree with me that no genuinely schooled individual would let his title trail him a mile behind.

wHAT'S IN A NAME?

souleymon: Do u know that drinking Gari before sex prevents quick ejaculation

tell me

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Stop believing those publiciity stunts by obj and so other rich men that drink garri.they prolly drink it once in a decade ! [/quote]but they drink it?

alj harem: As a poster rightly said, Garri may cause one to lose his/her eyesight. Cassava itself contains cyanide which is a poison itself, that is why we dry and fry grinned cassava to remove the poison.

Garri can be categorise into 2

1. White garri- the garri is white in colour as the name implies. The only benefit as that it contain fibre and also contains huge amount of carbohydrates.

2. Yellow garri - It is yellow in colour and benefits include carbohydrates, vitamin A (good for eyesight), fibre and vitamin C. The extra vitamins comes from the fact that the garri (crushed dry cassava) has been fried with palm oil instead of vegetable oil.

Again Garri is very good but don't eat it too much (3 times a day everyday is excessive).

Although the best garri is Ijebu garri because of the zero cyanide contain (but also very acidic)

wallahi,alahaji i no know say you even sabi book oh
i think say na only tribal bashing u sabi

am pretty sure when he used to host shows, he frowned at it on national television.

PAEDOPHILE !!!