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Wtf!!!
Certainly not gonna be a good ending.

Mynd you're doing a nice job on Ayo. Please tidy up when you're done.

Amen...

ayobase: I'm coming for u!

I be your guy oh!
So u better behave yourself.

Ayo please slow down...

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we lost chinwe...

Billyonaire: Takes balls to do that, such balls I havent yet grown.

I love your honesty.

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...dunno why o can no longer upload here...it keeps giving me a series of digits thats says nothing

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TechyGuy: My bro, I like the presence of Etisalat as spoilers. You and I gain from the price crash and plans and freebies rolling in.
It was because of Etisalat, MTN reduced call rates, reduced BB rate and now opened BB plans for Androidistas like me
I don't hate them at all, I love their presence but they are still kids in the business. They don't even compare with Airtel yet not to mention MTN.
I used to spend like 6-10k on Internet every month but now, I spend like 1k and still get as much GB as I want.
Stream videos, download apps, games etc.
All from MTN, but thanks to Etibaba as spoilers.

Tell me about this thing of which you speak

rhymesteey: A bird @hand worth thousand in a bush

A bird at hand is the only bird.

.... lol
Truck pusher, it's no wonder you're still pushing trucks.
You know there are ways to reach white Jesus without the con men though, don't you?
He's the real deal bro.

Hornpipe your 5 got me cracking but judging by how she caught you with Ayo's shadow, she wants more I guess.

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I can feel his pains

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Shugamania: Lol.. Dumbasss called 911 cos there's a thief in his house, was placed on hold @ d station and he's telling d robber to wait for d police..
Yeah right.

D guy gave him d right answer.

I think it's satirical and the joke's on 911
More like 'ur asking me to hold? I should probably ask the robber to hold too'

You must know first of all that no man just wakes up walks up to any lady and proposes to her.
Haven said that, marriage is the peak of any relationship between a man and a woman. If you turn down my proposal for marriage, what exactly are we supposed to be doing together? Playing soccer?
Did I perceive you think of asking her again? Jeeeez!!! Have you lost your mind? That single No has sent more messages to my head in a split second than all the lessons I've learnt my entire life.
Oh! I have a big ego? Let it be.
I will not get angry, I will leave downcast like a defeated man knowing how much time and resources I have wasted on a....
I will not call the man that gets angry foolish either. Its called emotions. I'll just ask him to hold himself together and try elsewhere.
SHIT HAPPENS

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At first I felt sorry for the guy but mehn we that last part, I laughed so hard I fell to the floor.
#in five years? The top noni#

I seem unable to get this...
Why should these papers be re-marked?
If you answered wrong is there some kinda spirit that would change ur answers or make jamb believe your wrong answer is right?
Don't get me wrong oh I just think that the clamour for re-mark of papers is a call for additional albeit unmerited marks.
Unless there is a good reason why JAMB should be witch hunting Nigerian students, I think its wrong for us to have a hand in our own death. We should emphasize more on the sanitation/cleansing of the education sector.
I probably may not have sufficient knowledge of the ungoings but if there is something am not seeing someone should enlighten me.
The north can revolt if they wanna, we all know they ain't got the best book brains (don't get me wrong they have places where they excel) we southerners should ensure that our kids are taught better under more conducive atmosphere.

Why was there a need to tell the whole world that you are a virgin boy?

Do you not believe that your decision is good?

Does the validity of your thoughts and action depend on public opinion?

Be wise!!!









Before I forget, you are an alien










Only if you think so

Word building is an art.

She mighta had a good voice but that song #to me oh# is zero. I think she over did it.

Idowuogbo: omo nna, u no see me?

Idowu how far?
No vex jare, person been spit for my eye when im de talk.
I just can't figure out how talking to certain people sums up to attention seeking.
Nevertheless you know say I no sabi speak english and I no fit fight woman.