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Congrats Davido

But short people full Naija sha oh atleast Davido get money, but why short short people dey born pass for inside this we Niaja?
Everybody online celebrating child birth all of den just dey for ground.
Una go just dey reduce our average height by spreading una short genes.

Short people will not like my comment Anyway Congrats to every body that made fp

Why Muric always talks this way is simple :

Let me quote the Koran for you people to understand why.


The Quran contains at least 109 verses that speak of war with nonbelievers, usually on the basis of their status as non-Muslims. Some are quite graphic, with commands to ch○p off head$ and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter.

The Quran, have produced a trail of blood and tears across world history.
Quran
Quran (2:244) - "Then FIGHT in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

Quran (2:216) - "FIGHTING IS PRESCRIBED for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot.

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast TERROR into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah').

Quran (4:74) - "Let those FIGHT IN THE WAY OF ALLAH who sell the life of this world for the other. WHOSO FIGHTETH in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a VAST REWARD." The martyrs of Islam are unlike any other. These Muslims are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers.

Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe FIGHT IN THE CAUSE OFF ALLAH, and those who disbelieve, fight in the cause of Taghut (Satan, etc.). So fight you against the FRIENDS of Shaitan (Satan)" The Arabic for the word "fight" is from qital, meaning physical combat.

Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But TAKE NOT FRIENDS from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades(means= if they convert), SEIZE THEM and SLAY THEM WHEREVER ye find them; and (in any case) TAKE NO FRIENDS or helpers from their ranks."

Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those of the believers who sit (at home), except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame, etc.), and those who strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives. Allah has preferred in grades those who strive hard and fight with their wealth and their lives above those who sit (at home).Unto each, Allah has promised good (Paradise), but Allah has preferred those who strive hard and fight, above those who sit (at home) by a huge reward " This passage criticizes "peaceful" Muslims who do not join in the violence, letting them know that they are less worthy in Allah's eyes.

Quran (4:101) - "And when you (Muslims) travel in the land, there is no sin on you if you shorten your Salat (prayer) if you fear that the disbelievers may attack you, verily, the disbelievers are ever unto you open enemies." (Mere disbelief makes one an "open" enemy of Muslims. They always believe they are under attack or going to be under attack so most times MURIC attacks first because attack is the best form of defense if not how will you have boko haram and be blaming another religion for committing CRIMES in the name of Jesus WHEN CHIBOK CHRISTIAN GIRLS WERE KIDNAPPED CONVERTED AND RAPED by BOKO HARAM MUSLIMS)

Quran (4:104) - "And be not WEAK HEARTED in PURSUIT of the ENEMY; IF YOU SUFFER PAIN, then surely THEY (TOO) SUFFER pain as you suffer pain..."

SO complaining is only making them happy, [/i]they don't have any thing to look forward to in this life they are waiting to die and go to heaven where they hope to enjoy the best wine and 72 Virginia's called Hoor Al Ayn created by Allah with his own hands directly made to be faithful to their husbands and very beautiful (For men) (The believe is that these women you see on earth today were indirectly created by Allah since the parents made them but Allah makes those women special each custom made kitten)if only one such Hoor Al Ayn woman enters earth the whole earth will be filled with light and also each man has his own villa[i]
Women only get the best raisins they've ever tasted (in essence women get fruits)
The women are still married to their husbands in heaven, The husbands now have added 72 Hoor Al ayn''s in heaven. These Hoor''s are fair very very white no black one, the have big wide eyes and no man or angel has touched them they do not raise their heads to look at any other man except the men they are assigned to in heaven.

In conclusion the want for custom built sex dolls is what drives MURIC

EDIT: OK for those quoting me I left out the head chopping and all those gory verses because I don't want to get a ban.
But let's be real Christian's try to imitate Jésus and Muslims try to imitate Mo'
Mo was involved in over 70 jihads during his lifetime
The most violent thing Jésus did was throw away stuff belonging to people who sold things inside the temple.
Now in comparison to Muslims the Koran is the most perfect book written by the most perfect man who all men should emulate our friend Mo' inspired by God himself, The Quoran is Law in some Nigerian state's and Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran etc on the other hand The old testament isn't seen as having the same weight as the new testament because "Old things have passed away and all thing have become new" the old testament was put in the Bible to give a background a preview as to how things were before Jésus came, The relationship between Man and God before Jésus restored it. So the old testament there was no Christian Jésus wasn't even born yet but most importantly The Old testament is not used as law to judge people today neither is it used by any sect to wreck havoc as the Quoran is being used today.

By the way I don't consider myself a religious person, I've read the Bible, Quoran and I'm about to read the Talmud but I've been too lazy to do it.
The Quoran was exciting tho you all should read it, I couldn't believe what I was reading. Even some Muslims when I tell them certain things in the Quoran they doubt me until I show them their own Quoran then they tell me, There has to be another explanation for it we should look for a "Muslim scholar" to brain wash us. Lol read and understand for yourself those religious books are supposed to be manuals to help you navigate life, You don't need any scholar you are smart enough to understand them yourselves.

Bloggers "as emaka ike STORMS" lol

Flo flo comman collect accolades

Bad as e bad see their roads, see their cars see their buildings and light dey then come Naija apology
In my area shooting na normal thing so Tey any time the shootings happen pipo will call radio station's, police stations etc. the radio stations know our area anytime our call for help comes dey cut the call sharp sharp, even police DPO our security calls always refuses to come, so now we don't even bother again the bad boys come kill, kidnap, loot as they like and go.
Once your money reach a certain level you Japa leave Naija.

Mary "fine woman" odilli

They left office with him

All these bloggers and their "sensationalism"
What is ...."calls out".... lol clowns
But Linda own Don too much the lady didn't do anything to her but kept repeatedly getting bashed on Lindas blog even posting fake baby picks, fake baby daddies, bleaching rumours not one good article was made about the ex beauty queen despite so many things published about her

All these bloggers and their "sensationalism"
What is ...."calls out".... lol clowns

Nigeria nation of self help

Clowns everywhere

If it was better border we would have been hearing it on tweeter or cnn them but as na olooku their border nobody send
Imagine better country close border it would be world news but as na...

This expert is a Nigerian woman right? I knew it

Thank you Rochas, you seem like a nice guy at least from afar, this is a very noble gesture, I know haters will say why not give it to Nigerians but let them do their own and give it to Nigerians.
Me and You want pan Africanism we want Africans to really know Africa and African culture, we want open borders, 0 tarifs etc. We as Africans need to work together by coming together under the same roof and I am happy Rochas has made the venue of that roof to be in Nigeria, no African nation can do it alone. We don't know ourselves that is why the western media sells lies about Benin Republic to Nigerians and Nigerians will belive the lies of people who are 2 oceans away instead of just crossing border to see for themselves. But can you blame the gullible people totally? No, because our fullish leaders have airspace restrictions on fellow African countries which makes it cheaper to fly from Nigeria to London than to fly from Nigeria to Senegal where you have to use connecting flight out of Africa or to Morocco before going to Senegal it's crazy

Hmm no kii person oh
Making history is overrated

Jubril I have nothing to say

Roses are red
Your car is blue
Why would you wash it with glue
Aisha was 6
Muhammad was 52
And I'm not talking about the Buhari's
You know this is true
But you'll bash me for staying true
It's undue

okrikaboi:
Na them all these Jcole fans after hitting the blunt

Lol
The blunt has clear but you know it is the truth everybody know it is true yet somehow the truth is offensive to Nairaland and lala that they took down the comment.
Inside life

NCAN please end before 2020

Is it not the Nigerian way? We postpone everything Elections, flights, job interviews, when we will develop, confab implementation etc we can postpone!

Nice one

Is that not Bissalla. Gowon's man

The "19th birthday" part is a PR stunt to get you to click and comment please don't do it.
You have clicked do not comment if you have to do something to release that energy just like this comment and move on. You can do it.

In this Nigeria today we self esteem is not our problem oh we have people with too much s3lf esteem just look around
Adams oshiomole, Obasanjo their self esteem is admirable

No, We are soo stoopid we forget history too easily this kind of arrangement has been done before why are we running in circles? they want to hijack democracy, with 91 parties any Nigerian can run for office whether you win or lose na you sabi, but once it is 5 only the ruling party or the 2 biggest parties will run everything going as far as appointing leaders(stooges) in the other 3 parties and frustrating those parties. Consider also we have free and fair elections but with or without taking bribes the leaders of the five parties agree to a candidate everybody in Nigeria opposes maybe say Bob risky being our president so they all adopt risky as candidate what do we do? We the people are only making the parties more powerful and us more powerless.
For now we have seen cases however few where unexpected parties came out victorious, one or two parties cannot control all 89 other parties. once rigging stops we will enjoy this 91 party system better than that 5 party system. Some parties require you to pay 200million for ticket others are 20thousand with only 5 parties the price will only go higher meaning only the rich can run for office.
Bet me those 5 parties will cause Tribalism, religious intolerance, etc by their candidates and their rhetorics. We saw it when Nigeria started with NCNC= igbo peoples party NDP=hausa people party and that Action group= yoruba people party. These 3 will dominate the rest of us even more than before and sadly only one will keep producing unqualified leaders like it happened before. We will go back to a time when we had political parties named
1. Zamfara commoners party
2. Midwest Democratic front
3. United middle belt Congress
4. Northern people's party
Because they want the support of people especially illiterates who will blindly support any poopu or party as long as it has the name of their tribe or region or even religion attached to it.
It may even be less subtle the party will have any name but once it has 2 Northern muslims leading it will be viewed by the north as the party to support because of that reason alone.

Let's assume those are the 4 parties allowed to remain along with APC or PDP imagine what a Nigeria that would be, imagine the marginalisation, don't get me wrong marginalisation exists look at the NigerDelta 100% of Nigeria oil yet no electricity no jobs nothing but this would be on an even grander scale putting us in a position whereby the electorate is forced to pick between 5 types of poison. There is no how you will not see one you like out of 91 dresses/cars/food there is no how.

Paddy paddy na so dem be
I hope no padding of budget
All these Paddington bear's we we carry put for that house only God knows

So boko haram cannot make I.d cards or do any other thing except crime
Mumu people in their mind criminals only do crime and nothing else a criminal can be a student, a sars officer, a politician, boko haram boys can even have herdsmen and Arewa youth membership I.d card's.

Awolowo pipo pant will not save you

congrats to them
from naija

The hacker must be feeling like one Arab merchant in the 17th century who wrote a book that people are killing themselves over today in the 21st century over. And not enjoying their live's because of that selfish Son Of AB.

Thank God I didn't text Wike who knows where I would have slept