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Op ceecee said I should tell you that "You are not on her level"

Op on behalf of ceecee "you are not on my level"

I hope she doesn't become famous

Hmm op ten years marriage is what you are saying "... leaves her marriage" as if it is empty purse that loss

Drake apply brake small na

Ceecee needs deliverance pump and plain

The circus called the Nigerian Senate.
Lock all those senators up and throw the key away we need fresh blood people willing to work.

I have a feeling she has a body count higher than 7 and she isn't counting her boyfriends before and during uni.
She only counted "serious" once and divided by two

Sad but I saw it coming after she gathered her family together but oyibo dey live long sha oh benefits of good health care system not here that life expectancy is worst than countries at war.

Final decision rests on your shoulder but op do you think Fayose, Dino melaye, lie Mohammed etc are normal?
Most Nigerians are mad oh this explains why former militant/killer Ateke tom is now a king in his village, why Ojukwu is a legend, why boko harm will bury army tank in sand and Nigeria army couldn't find it, snake swallow, monkey ran away etc it's just that they have not been diagnosed yet thats why they are scared of mental assesment or psychiatric hospital so you won't be the first or the 100millionth go ahead

Op explain what you mean by limited offer?

Fear naija girls oh
Spiritual husbands, fibroids, vaginal discharge, slay queens and princesses of the coast and still they'll drink your blood and dry your wallet just stay clear majority of them nor fine sef despite bathing in makeup yet they see you as just a step on their staircase to the top

Feminist's and feminazi's over to you

You do realise the more generic the cv is the more it can be submitted to many organisations at a time.
So adding "3+ yrs looking to work in xyz engineering Ltd "will mean you have to make a new cv everytime

prepare to fall oh it is coming soon

See Atiku belle him swallow calabash?
Meanwhile Op nor vex
Anthony Chuka Douglas and Whitney Erin Woods.
Abeg who be who because na the man come dey resemble Whitney Erin woods
And the woman face come resemble Chuka

[quote author=BleSSedMee post=66719738][/quote]The boy nor fine like that
And how you go talk say second sons dey fine pass first sons I dey vex even tho you get small point

Baddiezz:
It's my birthday today!
Una wey like free airtime. Check the link in my profile. no use big boy miss this offer. It came out yesterday or so

You will force us to collect airtime?
Why not post the voucher here
As far as I know in Naija anything that has you doing stuff for awoof is a scam

Lat1tudeO2:
Meanwhile...
*At Barca's Dressing Room
*Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?
Iniesta: That guy is a super human.
Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!
Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.
Pique: *eye him and hissed**
Messi entered*
Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??
Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?Coutinho: Hian, Messi...For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.
Messi: You guys should just stop the hype. If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!
All: Yeah, we want you.........*
Few minutes Later...*Messi: ...

What too much nollywood can do to a man

E pain am

Meanwhile madam celeb called the girl "crazy and an idiot" someone made by God but she was blaming the girl of calling people made by God "parasites"
Usual Naija celeb holier than thou b.s

If una wan marry, marry no dey disturb us. All this is to spite the actress ex wife as the new actress/ former mistress is now the wife

Meanwhile
African Word of the day= ACTRESS/SOCIALITE (especially those once famous for nothing)
Meaning = code name for OLOSHO

BleSSedMee:
Nice one Senator.

Second sons can like to be cute sha. Lol.

You nor get eye at all I no fit send you go market for me oh

Upon all the money dem dey chop see how them dey

Oko haram a break out faction of the boko haram Abi?

Meanwhile bokö haram is not even the problem the problem is government especially love if you have no love in your heart no matter what you do you will not grow, what you sow you reap it is a natural principal whether you are Muslim, Christian, atheist etc. This explains why those who are successful today are successful it was what they sowed.
As far as we continue our hausa v igbo, Christian v Muslim etc even if you break Nigeria into hundred we will have South East v south south inside south south we will have the neo igbos v ijaws inside ijaws upland v riverine inside riverine pure riverine v corrupted/non ancestral riverine etc it will never finish until it is only one individual left so the answer is simple Love.
If you attack France you have attacked France if not europe but if you attack Nigeria, (wetin consign Africa, instead Cameron will go behind our backs and have peace deals with bokö haram as far as we don't disturb you whether we run into your country to hide don't disturb us) Nigerians themselves will ask "the attacker from where? Where him attack? Ah na their brother na, e consign us? make them kill their self" even if the attacker knew nothing of the victims tribe Nigerians will somehow bring in Tribalism into it.

World powers not even one African country mentioned you sure say dem no curse Africa Every bad list we go full am anything good you no go see us na to fight our self we sabi.

Mean while if I become president I will reclaim bakkassi peninsula vote me for 2022 abeg and I will make Nigeria to be respected naira landers I need your votes I am yet to chose a party

Vast still get money to buy plane ticket?
See security cam in the second picture oyibo no wan here say "what happened"

You will just stay and think to yourself "hmm eh done Tey we I type nonsense for nairaland oh, oya make I give them this one"

Efcc invites them so?
God abeg do make I become Efcc invitee too ehn which day Efcc go give me invitation

I knew she'd win gold

You pipo will rush book space and still comment nonsense I taya for una oh
Meanwhile see that police man to shoot gun is sweeting him see as he carelessly handles the gun if it fire's he will say it was accidental discharge or the boys were armed.

Cultists will continue to die miserably or live unfruitful, chaotic lives. I'm yet to see a successful man come out and say yes cultism made me who I am today