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Tallesty1:
See serious nyash.

as in....... Gawd....

Confessng:
Brilliant and classy reply

Why she herself upload that kain picture. .?
See her legs. .

Truth is bitter. ..

Abeg look that picture again

It didn't do justice to her

Headlamp1:
Paedophile alert!!!

you dey craaaaze..... lmaoooooo...

For Gawdsake she no fine sef....

Her type will grow up looking fine with the help of money. ...

Where the cuteness. ...? All i see is an innocent girl with a pointed jaw....

Cutehector:
I am fed up! I i need to start going to secondary schools to counsel young girls on dangers of premarital sex!

would have said primary schools but on second thoughts I think speaking into the womb will be better. ...

blaze2cool:
My Fellow Nairalanders, Pls Help Me out Here ooooo,

I actually Stumbled on this Confession on facebook so pls kindly answer the writer,
Though Wonders shall Never ends, at least we can learn from Our Mistakes.....

Dear reader, My name is Elvis, pls I you to look at this situation that I’ve found myself and tell me if I’m wrong:

I got a house for my girlfriend out of my parent’s house just because I wanted us to have our privacy before we get married. I am always going there to spend the night most times and she did not tell me that her mother is very young and beautiful; a single woman.
But one day I went to “our house” and she introduced me to her mum, the woman really liked me. But I didnt know that it’s not just like, but love. One day my girl was on night shift in the hospital where she works and her mum called me around 7:30 that I should come to the house that she wants to see before she goes back.
I went and she told me the house is bored, that I should spend the night with her and stay till my girl is back in the morning so we can both take her to the park to return to Asaba.
I agreed and in the night she woke me up from the chair and asked me to join in her bed…
My heart skipped but she said no problem she just don’t want me to have neck pain by sleeping on the chair till morning. I followed her to the bed and in less than five minutes she has taken off her wrapper and was with me under the blanket. I understand what she wanted and by looking at her bare body I was already in the mood, so I slept with her, like 3 times before morning and I even enjoyed her more than her daughter.
When she left, my girlfriend was angry that I spend the night in “our house” with her mum without telling her but I told her it was her mum’s idea and that I did not complain since her mum told me that I would stay till she got back from work. I lied to her that nothing happened, that’s my mistake.
The mum called me after last Christmas and told me that she was pregnant for me and that we should tell my girl so that her daughter can “cry small and then look for another man”. The woman wants to marry me.
My girlfriend is aware now and she is cursing me, threatening my life.

But is it my fault? Pls I’m confused!

stale story

youngberry001:
who re them

thank you. .. cause it was just a normal selfie...

E remain for her to show us she inside the toilet... yes we have acknowledged the fact that she worked hard...


Enough of the show off....

Of course they had to spread their wrappers on the ground after collecting a token which they know say money for soap go come out...

deadZONE:
At your age u still use public transport to work!!!




And you have the balls to post it here!!!!!

that woman is your mate yet she owns a car,
you are here doing Activist for feminist!!!!

at least he rides in something to work...Must he kill himself cause he has no car.. abeg gerrout...

I think everyone one running after a rig job should try to diversify to something else cause so many people don't have jobs again... and the fall of crude oil is really bad...

eni4real:
20K/ month irrespective of the gender.

20k no reach talking from experience. ...

Nairasurplus:
Me,
We use one tooth brush.

What of you?

hmmm na so HIV dey spread....

I hope you don't use the same brush with your kids o....?

In naija anything fit happen...

NOBODYY:
Some nairalanders think we don't have sense for real

He's crying...A guy..hin dey craze

This ur fiction no try...next time add more spice

LMAOOOOOOO
NO MIND AM... When he isn't a borehole....
CRY CRY BABIES......

misspicy:
mr Sinner must you carry the matter for your empty head even though you had no advice for OP

so why is your tongue sticking out like an immmbeeciiillee that you are..? Rubbish

misspicy:
OP go tell the boy's family what you did and you will be free from this bondage......because an open secret does not hurt anyone ...pray before you go so you would be forgiven...forget it she can't snitch on you

Miss Holier than thou, stop bringing spirituality into this matter.....

Berrylite:
Seems na Mr iibu wey bump on jenny to take a shot.

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i dont think so... its cos of her movie promotion....she wont have bothered to snap with him on a good day....

iamkingzlee:
Oooh!!!!! Finally someone who loves SCANDAL like i do i really don't know why people say it bores them out....

scandal... my opinion is that shiiiii....t is the height off boredom with Oliver pope the fixer...

speedyGonzales:
I'll be honest your wife to be is bloody ugly or maybe it is just the make-up!

gbam.. even the groom to be sef.... that picture wey he put chin ontop her shoulder. ... he looked gayish.....

ADENIKETINA2015:
Where's the voice

GBAM...... with that his crooked voice...? If no be money who he be.....

queenesthr:
Why not post pictures here ? Not everybody uses facebook.

no mind am

Get a new sim... and send text messages anonymously to her. ..

demolinka:
Hehehe! Nigerian mothers dey price fire

and it could be so embarrassing. .. sometimes shame dey catch me.. I go just shift go her back till the haggling is over...especially for Lagos market. .. Balogun et al...

All these immatured children on Nairaland nowadays. ..

Truckpusher:
He's not yet done with your puccy and I can assure you that when he's done he's going to dump your ass for good maybe it might just be when you're finding the relationship quite interesting.
Real niggas don't forgive a cheating woman - They will be biding their time until when it's time to hit back and very hard just to break your fragile heart in a way it will take a genuine love to mend.

but real girls/wives can forgive their cheating boyfriends/husbands abi..? RUBBISHHHH

tomakint:
This is damn too bad........I still wonder how some folks still feel proud being Muslims................ .

you must be a bigot.....!!! Rubbish. ..

Thread don silence..... Lmao... una never jam.. mscheeew

jaykaylegend:
woman, she is the governor until the appeal court and maybe supreme court says she is not...
Ishaku is only there till the court of appeal gives it stand...

isn't she also a minister.?

Why is it only you that have friends who have marital problems like this..?

No picture to show the impotency....?

jargo89:
D day is here, me and other 59 med students in the cadaver lab staring at d mysterious bags on the slabs. "Hmmm" i said to my sef..."they even put them in bags, human beings lyk us". I must v cried a lil inside. The smell of d room was xtremely irritating at best. Then we were placed into 6 groups of 10 students. I was in group 5.
Then next was us being introduced to 'OUR BODY'... Cue laughter and tears at d same tym. My groups body was a man (can i still call im dat?) probably in his late 30s wit gunshot wounds. I wasnt scared, no, scare is nt d ryt word. I was terrified to d point i felt i culd run hilariously away from d lab. Well i didnt... Lol
We were not goin to do any cuttin today... Just get used to d bodies... "lesson learnt, can we pls go?"

na so e dey start o

jargo89:
I went into my bathroom wit a fone in my trembling hand. Muttering various sentences as prayer to God, I summoned courage to open the link and wow, my happiest day ever has been witnessed...cue d shouting nd celebration... MEDICINE STARTS

how much did you pay..?