₦airaland Forum

scribble:
if she is looking for an intelligent kinda husband then she should not consider Buhari

obiZEAL:
...so he'll be fit to treck to Otueke

atiku07:
U sef na mumu u forgot we dont import de crude we produce it ode

buggaboo:
The current price may not be sustainable. It's expected to rise again, settling around $70.
However it fluctuates, I know for sure that this gov will completely remove subsidy this year.

delvinmaya:
this isn't yet world circumstances . How do you explain oil prices dropping to $45 from $110 within a space of 6 months. And the pump price is then reduced by a mere 10%. What stops the price from being an actual reflection of world circumstances? GEJ is confirmed clueless for me by this singular act, and he is surrounded by dunces and imbeciles. Useless bunch. Not even reducing pay pass make one idiot wan day use omi eran ko wa lo beje. Confirmed rubbish

yemmynoni:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other
things being equal, what is the expected price of
petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87.

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who

doesn't know simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so
our change formular is;

If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27
Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

buggaboo:
Election things.
You people better enjoy now. There'll be full subsidy removal sometime this year especially if the current government remains.

nagoma:
Abalaka is a surgeon and both him and the court should know that a judge has no place in deciding what is a scientific fact and what is not. The fight has just begun Abalaka is evading well known scientific methods of establishing new authentic knowledge.

scribble:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU

Abduletudaye:
I didn't see the news on her blog tho'

nationwide1:
Can Tinubu open his mouth and call someone thief?

voltron:
See the well dressed tout who put his family into government talking about stealing.. tinubu please remove your fingers and toe from the anus of buhari, Osinbajo and ambode. So they can do their jobs. I know fashola hates your wry finger in his anus.. please fist ambode very well.. he likes it.

angelTI:
Mtshewwwwwwww

mummyobama:
Under 18s, look away now.......

When last did you have great sex?

Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada.

It's been a while, right?

But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.

Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.

Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.

Back to reality........

Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.

Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"

Mtchewww.

Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.

Jonathan the sex killer.

If u don't have a reason to vote him out, dis is one...

seuncyber:
Sorry no fuel in the car come and pick us

Or what the gun sounds

CrazyMan:
Abel offered that burnt offering to God and not his pastor.

PastorKun:
You mean that you are still falling for the first fruit scam that means you would be a broke ass next month and you might not even be able to afford MB to grace NL. Let me know if you need recharge card, I would gladly send it to you.

ItsMeAboki:
PDP Methuh, clutching at straws; but its already too late for him and his master as no amount of lies will save them from going down with their sinking ship.

ckmayoca:
I met wit a man that took the job of emptying the FirstBank VI soakaway.. He said when the thing was opened, the amount of condom floating on that shit is more than 300. Now who dey Bleep inside the bank ?

KanwuliaJara:
Nne?
You misunderstood my post.
WORKING IN A HOTEL ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA IS PART TIME PROSTITUTION!!!!
The girls have a HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING SEXUALLY EXPLOITED!!!

They would NOT have much of a choice if they want to keep their jobs.
The managers of hotels often encourage this and their predatory 'customers' always look for a quick phock!

Instead of working in a hotel. . . let her go to a BEAUTY PALOR!!!! I will never encourage any female to work in a hotel ANYWHERE in NIGERIA!!!
Is she wants to PROSTITUUUTE WELL. . . let her go and get her nyansh's worth in ITALY!

UniqueGem:
Nairaland ladies are the worst set of "liars" and "hypocrites" I have ever come across. All of em be forming decent woman but will melt when a drug baron says 'hi'.