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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by dynicks(m): 2:27pm On Aug 23, 2020
Either of them WINS..1/2..

stake your destiny!! grin
Politics › Re: Enugu Government Invites Woman Who Returned N14M Erroneously Paid To Her Account by dynicks(m):
All these CHIOMA JESUS Dem!!

Abeg someone should mistakingly transfer over 500million into my account....I want to check for two things....1- if the alert tone would be the same compared to when I receive paltry sums and 2- if I would be tempted as not to return the money...

Crime › Re: 3 Teenage Boys Arrested For Allegedly Gang-raping And Drowning 13-year-old Girl by dynicks(m): 8:55am On Aug 20, 2020
BigJoe19:
They should be forgiven, they are only little children.
they should be forgiven u say!!? Nd reason is cus they r only kids!!?...OMG!..where has your sense of morality gone to?..

Do u even realize that they snuffed the life out of a minor in one of the most cruel manners?

Look ..infact get that brain of yours!! Definitely and quite obvious u don't need them!....c'mon keep your head steady!!

Health › Re: Wuhan Pool Party In China Sparks Outrage Amidst Covid-19 - Video by dynicks(m): 2:50pm On Aug 19, 2020
Life must be celebrated to the fullest!!
Romance › Re: Kiddwaya Fondles Erica's Breasts Then Asks If She Will Like To Have A Boob Job by dynicks(m):
grin
Romance › Re: Kiddwaya Fondles Erica's Breasts Then Asks If She Will Like To Have A Boob Job by dynicks(m):
Laycon right now....

Aswear thoughts about this babe no go fit kill me!!...see person wey I just deny myself sleep for ....Help me oh Lord to overcome this trauma; abandon me not !..
Like wtf is wrong with my emotional self?....damn!!


Like I said, make I no just die untop this babe matter....wonder what Nigerians are saying bout me now especially the ones that have watched nd listened to my ""fierce" music as to how I hyped myself like say I be jagaban!! ...Bleep!!

Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Has 60 Nuclear Weapons & Could Launch Smallpox On Missile - US Army by dynicks(m): 10:39am On Aug 19, 2020
Can't say much bout how 3rd world war is gonna be fought but one thing I'm definitely sure of is that 4th world war would be fought with STICKS AND STONES..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by dynicks(m): 9:28pm On Aug 14, 2020
Why do I have the feeling that Bayern would win this match...!

Infact make I stake 300k...

Politics › Re: Edo Unemployment Rate Falls From 25.1% To 19%, Obaseki Claims Achievement by dynicks(m): 9:10pm On Aug 14, 2020
Lai Mohammed frantically looking for means and reasons to tag the declared achievement as hate speech...!

Family › Re: India Man Installs Lifelike Wax Statue Of Late Wife During House Warming (Pics) by dynicks(m):
Don't know y the names "BUHARI & JUBRIL" keep resounding in my head after I stared at this almost perfect piece of art....

Well that aside...buh what if that statue all of a sudden begins to talk and do strange things at night ?...like u making sure u left it in the sitting room while u go to sleep right in your bedroom, only for u to wake up in the middle of the night to see it staring at u and smiling!.....damn! Bleep that! been watching horror movies of late!.....

Buhari..JUBRIL....buhari..JUBRIL...buhari...JUBRIL....damn!

Music/Radio › Re: Diddy Declares Burna Boy's 'Twice As Tall', The Album Of The Year by dynicks(m): 5:57pm On Aug 14, 2020
OLUWA BURNA
FOR
PRESIDENT National union for entertainment and gbedu 2023!!


Yeh yeh....yeh (5x)
Dis one na gbedu wey dey dapada!!

Education › Re: Horrible World History by dynicks(m): 10:08am On Aug 12, 2020
I don show!!..no time!...make I find one classic corner sitback and relax!....

abeg adjust bro..this class is worth being part of....

Education › Re: The Richest Animals To Have Ever Existed by dynicks(m):
After reading/perusing this article, I noticed my dog has been staring at me this way...

Really can't say what's running through its mind!....hope it's not feeling disappointed at me...


Caesar no dey look me like that naw!....u should be thankful I don't see u as a wizard! grin....abeg change that expression joorrr... cheesy

Education › Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by dynicks(m): 6:20am On Aug 12, 2020
EmekaBlue:
Meanwhile human being only one or two days no chop person don dey loose balance
come begin use style dey see/yahn with his/her ancestors.. grin
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Mohammed Prince Momoh For Impersonating Buhari’s Chief Of Staff by dynicks(m): 5:56pm On Aug 11, 2020
All these PENIS people sef....

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija House Cost ₦2.5 Billion To Complete by dynicks(m): 7:27am On Aug 11, 2020
This same house that was used in the just concluded ULTIMATE LOVE SHOW?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Copenhagen : Europa League (1- 0) On 10th August 2020 by dynicks(m): 5:27pm On Aug 10, 2020
12&over2.5 grin..bet9ja must go bankrupt..!

Stake all uv got!!....it's payback time

.....thank me later!

Politics › Re: Petroleum Tanker Drivers Begin Strike As Talks With Govt Fail by dynicks(m): 4:27pm On Aug 10, 2020
Happenings inna dis we nation balanceth not atall!!
Politics › Re: Senator Elisha Abbo Beats Former Pa Mercilessly Over Unconfirmed Allegations by dynicks(m):
Team odumeje grin...aka indaboosky bahoose!!

I see odumeje contesting for an election in future!!
Politics › Re: Ebonyi Emerges First In Southeast Among Best States In Economic Performance by dynicks(m): 1:41pm On Aug 09, 2020
grin
Education › Re: Chimpanzees in a Russian zoo watch cartoons during the lockdown by dynicks(m):
See better country where animal lives matters alot....See as animals just dey privileged to watch scenes on t.vs as their well beings are put into consideration...

such can't be said about some where in the western part of africa..where not only are the lives of the animals kept at risk but items meant for their survival would be looted with confidence...
Crime › Re: Police Vow To Stop 8/8 Cult Celebration In Ogun by dynicks(m): 12:02pm On Aug 08, 2020
Sirmuel1:
Which one be 8/8 again?
kinda like a festive celebration usually organized by the Eiye Confraternity...
Crime › Re: Police Vow To Stop 8/8 Cult Celebration In Ogun by dynicks(m):
At age 30plus...someone still dey hollar ..."wida you! Aye ship set sail!...aye anchor! Aye headbutt..aye lock elbow!..aye bumshots........while your mates are busy giving orders in offices and making something meaningful out of their lives...

8/8 kee you there!

Romance › Re: Funny Video Of Oyinbo Man And His Yoruba Bride On Wedding Day by dynicks(m): 10:58am On Aug 08, 2020
This was what Wizkid envisaged and sang "2 minute..e don burst oo!.....obviously these kind of men..!
Politics › Re: Sowore Slams Buhari For Endorsing Ize-iyamu Despite N700m Fraud Casecase. by dynicks(m): 5:51pm On Aug 07, 2020
Artiiclebeast:
Wetin concern that one with wetin dey happen around am.

Even if the Sowore, me, or Shekau find way enter him room with our flag, once dem tell am to raise our hand with the flag, e go raise am one time.

Person wey don raise Boko Haram flag before?
lol...I bet you, if he's asked few minutes later of whom he raised his hands up, believe me, he wouldn't even know/ remember..! ...might even go ahead to blame PDP...
Music/Radio › Re: 11 Phenomenal Women Who Changed Nigerian Music Forever by dynicks(m):
Each time I listen to "Nigeria my beloveth country" by funmi Adams, I always shed tears......

Edna , Onyeka onwenu, Christi igbokwe!... Oh! Great acts then!!
Education › Re: Take These "Colourful Snakes" For God's Sake [photos] by dynicks(m):
LALA right now as he steps out and walks straight ahead towards the stage admist tears of joy, to receive his honorary award,..

he says...My people; my people...i greet you all....With tears in my eyes, In my life, I have always been surrounded by lots of amazing people.... Sometimes I wonder, how my life would have been if I didn’t have a friend/friends like you guys. Thank you so much.

You guys made me realize the true meaning of life especially towards having(uses his handkerchief to wipe some tears off his eye) affection for snakes. Thanks for the friendship of you guys. I cannot repay what you have given(more tears rolls down..wipes them off again) me but I will always be by your sides whenever you need me mostly in things related to those wonderful creatures(snakes)... Thanks for having my back all the time.....One love nairalanders....
..uhmm plz when this show is over, everyone should make a rendevous at my place so to celebrate life in honour of this award as av contracted the services of ...#TEAMSNAKEYLALASKY#

Politics › Re: Who Built This Flyover Bridge And Where Is It Located? PICTURES. by dynicks(m): 4:24pm On Aug 05, 2020
If I'm not mistaken, that should be the flyover existing in owerri which was built by rochas okorocha!
Politics › Re: FCT Police Did Not Arrest Any Protesters Over Revolution Now In Abuja — CP by dynicks(m): 4:05pm On Aug 05, 2020
Yweudontminit!!....And the security personnels that made the various arrests, adhered to the covid-19 protocols abi?...

Chai!
....LIES just dey top league table untop the various atrocities being committed in this administration...

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