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Romance › Re: What Is Your Definition Of Love? by Dyt(f): 1:20pm On Jan 11, 2016

Godmother:
Love is caring deeply for someone, knowing their faults and still accepting them while you commit to seeing them become better. It is wanting to spend time with time and being happy when you do.

I love this

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 12:51pm On Jan 11, 2016

Souljaboi1:
You this woman, I thought I have warned you not to post pictures of my boy online again.

You say you wee not hear word abi ?

Mon reti e lale !

Now how many of you saying he's our boy
Deep sigh
Heavy heaves

Politics › Re: Jonathan Hosts Bayelsa Youths To An Interactive Session (Photos) by Dyt(f): 11:07am On Jan 11, 2016

Will he be indicted?
Question only the law can answer
I siddon dey look

Romance › Re: Before You Lose Your Dream Man (must Read) by Dyt(f): 11:06am On Jan 11, 2016

Please guys, before you loose your dream woman (the woman God may have chosen to bless you with), thread carefully.

If she loves you, cares for you and is faithful to only you, please reciprocate because you may not know her worth and her value until she walks out of your life.

God bless you

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Family › Re: Pregnant Naija Lady Bares Babybump In Shoot With Husband by Dyt(f): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2016

How many times na
undecided

Romance › Re: Ever Regretted Meeting Someone From Social Network? Tell Your Story by Dyt(f): 10:48am On Jan 11, 2016

ULSHERLAN:
Presently regretting.

Lord save us from Karashika

Hmmmmmm

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 10:46am On Jan 11, 2016

Sijo01:
Cuties; Like mother, like son.

Its in the blood
Hehehehe

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 9:51am On Jan 11, 2016

femi4:
Why did you show my son to Nairalanders?
Thought we agreed to hide his face for now

Use your hand to cower it *in lil mans voice*

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 9:32am On Jan 11, 2016

Urine:
I love this. God bless your little man.

Amen.and amen
And yours too

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Family › Re: This Beautiful Little Girl, Zainab, Is Missing (Photo) by Dyt(f): 9:29am On Jan 11, 2016

Pls a regular picture without eyebrow will be better
I just hope those peterfile human bin haven't gotten hold of her

May Almighty Allah lead her to a helper

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 9:21am On Jan 11, 2016

datigbogirl:
Why your son dey look like e just drink "agbo".

We both drank
cheesy

400billionman:
Black gene runs in the family.

Blacks are beautiful
Chocolate caramel is a best topping option
#teamchoccreamy *licks lips*

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 9:19am On Jan 11, 2016

Bisjosh:
Cute!

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye & His Adorable Son Pose For Lovely Selfie by Dyt(f): 8:57am On Jan 11, 2016*

Dyt and son poses for a selfie

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Politics › Re: Caption This Picture Yakubu Dogara And This Baby At IDP Camp: Hilarioius by Dyt(f): 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2016

Souljaboi1:
Aunty Dyt, this baby wan resemble you ooo.

You no just well
cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 12:32pm On Jan 10, 2016

Souljaboi1:
Senior Clown !

Pishun
Pishun
Pishun

Romance › Re: The Issue Of Virginity/non-virginity From A Male Point Of View: See Illustration by Dyt(f): 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2016

In my own world
Something's don't count
Just like the virgins
Yes I lost mine in my year one
But never forvonce felt bad
Not even attached to the dude
I am a very pretty woman who acts like she's not intelligent cheesy

My own world
I have pride even after one tongue

I do shakara a lot, my choice
I think like a man

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 6:42pm On Jan 08, 2016

Fkforyou:
You have no right to, that right is exclusive for me alone.
So for the last time, I LIKE YOU...!!!

Nods head

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 3:39pm On Jan 08, 2016

Fkforyou:
You too, what?

I like you

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 3:34pm On Jan 08, 2016

Fkforyou:
Hey....I like you.

Me too

Celebrities › Re: How Dbanj Made A Lady Hating On His Music "Fall In Love: Within Minutes by Dyt(f): 2:00pm On Jan 08, 2016

badonkadonk:
See your mouth like 14inches... If u see 14inch bulala, u no go sh.it for body begin run..

Open mouth lyk basket for ere dey form tough...

Is that why you are shouting?
undecided

Celebrities › Re: How Dbanj Made A Lady Hating On His Music "Fall In Love: Within Minutes by Dyt(f): 10:21am On Jan 08, 2016

irunoobo:
Her pusssy will be wet by now who wouldn't want a taste of D'banj's long dick

Gist me about the 14inches
I used to dream about him.when I was younger

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 10:17am On Jan 08, 2016

luvablesam:
Why does who have a small head

The ones with the bartty
Muchechecheche

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Celebrates Birthday With Kids At An IDP Camp (Photos) by Dyt(f): 10:17am On Jan 08, 2016

Where can I get or reach Dino Melaye
Deep sigh

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2016

hatux:
How she go dey walk please?

Her nyansh is the only big one
She's got not fat legs
Won't be hard for her to carry
She's only big from waist to half thigh

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Baartman 'the Historical African Big Booty Woman by Dyt(f): 9:58am On Jan 08, 2016

Why do they usually have small head?
undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Dyt(f): 8:57pm On Jan 07, 2016

Can someone pls push this to FP
Its funny
Hahahahahaha

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Dyt(f): 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/2849897/urgent-job-vancancy

cheesy

The second poster after the op
cheesy

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Job Vancancy by Dyt(f): 8:45pm On Jan 07, 2016

Lanretoye:
Hmmm,pls can u define gullibility for me?.

mayorchelsea:
This is more than gullibility

dedons:
infact, the guy is worse than a fooooool.
Nonso kor...
Nonsense ni.

Lwtmb

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Celebrities › Re: olamide to give Phyno his headies award for not being nominated (snapshot) by Dyt(f): 10:59am On Jan 02, 2016

Atmmachine:
How old are you ??
Who and who are in YBNL ?? Kesh and Olamide ??
What songs did Kesh do ?? Only Shoki ??

Only D'prince and Tiwa Savage will end Olamide's wack career.

You mean D'prince?
cheesy

E go chop that banana till e go yo
undecided

D'prince sha

Family › Re: Differences Between Men And Women (pictures) by Dyt(f): 10:56am On Jan 02, 2016

Souljaboi1:
True !

Clean your mouth
cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by Dyt(f): 9:03am On Jan 02, 2016

Souljaboi1:
Is he Bald, Tall, Left handed and can fart whenever he wants ?

If not, you're on a long tin.

Celebrities › Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by Dyt(f): 10:41pm On Jan 01, 2016

Ycee my newest boo
cry

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