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Sports / Re: World Cup: Super Eagles Players Get Jersey Numbers by dyze(m): 6:27pm On Jun 04, 2018
Make una sha do normal. Don tire for this jersey matter

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Travel / Re: Drop Box Visa Applicants Say U.S. Is Revoking And Cancelling Valid Visas by dyze(m): 7:15am On Jun 02, 2018
flyca:
USA does not want us again.

She says she's been crying because her visa was revoked. Imagine! The desperation to get out tof the hellholx is real. Lol

It's a matter of time and Africans will have no where to run to except to sit back and think of how to develop Africa!

Amen oo

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky And Hero Daniels Quarrel Over Toyin Lawani And Nina by dyze(m): 10:55pm On Jun 01, 2018
grin

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Sports / Re: "Blame The Board For Poor Season, Not Conte" — Ruud Gullit by dyze(m): 9:07pm On May 29, 2018
Conte should stay as a true Chelsea fan
Celebrities / Re: Zainab Abimbola Rufai: Olakunle Churchill Dumped Me To Marry Bimbo Taiye Coker by dyze(m): 6:47pm On May 27, 2018
soberdrunk:
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!!! So when i hammer this is how ladies will be calling me out, una go call tire oooo!! I nor kuku get shame..........angry

Lol. You no get sense ,aswear

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Romance / Re: "My Dad Is A Pastor!" - Lady Begs Guy Threatening To Leak Her Nudes For 15k(Pic) by dyze(m): 8:50pm On May 21, 2018
nikkypearl:
tongue

Is that one answer? grin
Romance / Re: "My Dad Is A Pastor!" - Lady Begs Guy Threatening To Leak Her Nudes For 15k(Pic) by dyze(m): 8:04pm On May 21, 2018
nikkypearl:
Awon omo irankiran jatijati angry
You are Yoruba?
Romance / Re: Now I Believe In The 'Village People' Angle To Relationships by dyze(m): 2:12pm On May 20, 2018
coolestofall:
Op no village pple any where. If na so village pple just sit ontop pple matter wey dem no go farm, hungry go don kill us finish 4 naija.

Wht u r experiencing is natural. The moment u r in a relationship with smone u love, theres this confidence u emit while interactong with other girls, the I dnt need ur pussy I got a better pussy at home kind of attitude. It fing drives girls mad.

Love this analysis
Romance / Re: :re Trending Photo Of Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Today by dyze(m): 9:08pm On May 16, 2018
Rubbiish:
The manner in which ladies are flooding this thread is quite alarming...na wa oo!

Na dick we dey talk about. Na serious matter
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Meets Yemi Osinbajo, The Vice President (Photo) by dyze(m): 8:26am On May 12, 2018
Evablizin:
Just like everyone were rushing to take a selfie with VP and he did the same. No biggy.
You get?
Romance / Re: I Bet You Can't: Say A Sad Story With One Word. by dyze(m): 8:41pm On May 08, 2018
Infidelity

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Politics / Re: See 11 Functions Of The Local Government Chairmen That Might Shock You by dyze(m): 5:40pm On May 08, 2018
jojomario:
Their allocations have been hijacked by the star executives.
Do you have to quote everything? undecided
Health / Re: Zambian Man Donates His Liver To His Wife To Save Her Life (Photos) by dyze(m): 8:05pm On May 07, 2018
nero2face:
The Love from a Man is always Pure and true, most women can't do this for their Husband, even when they do u dare not provoke her in that house again if not she go dey remind u of her kidney u take... Even de nagging alone go make de new kidney fail again... grin grin grin

grin even wetin no reach kidney sef na war

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Moan During Sex by dyze(m): 5:46pm On May 01, 2018
blackpanthar:
BRO... am sad you feel this way because I am so sure your mum didnt moan when your father had sex with her while u were in the same house o

MOANING/SCREAMING/CUSSING/TALKING/ORGASMS is the Marketing Material that MAKES POOORNOGRAPHY SELL and they are all lies.

You married a WIFE not a IndecentStar or SLAYQUEEN or HAARLOT...... enjoy her for her character and stop expecting her to be like the PERVERTs that you have watched or heard about.

SEX in MARRIAGE is called LOVE MAKING not FILM MAKING.... so PERFORMANCE is not the ultimate but rather SATISFACTION IS. AND if you can only be satisfied when she MOANS then teach it to her... you can tell her to let you know during sex if she is enjoying it or what more you can do for her to enjoy it or what she would want u to do..... THESE THINGS OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN TAUGHT IN YOUR MARRIAGE CLASS IN YOUR CHURCH SINCE YOU MARRIED HER AS A VIRGIN.

Pornography gives very UNREALISTIC and DECEPTIVE expectations for sex that kills the purpose of it in the first place.

Bro pls be careful.... you may go and make the shiiitty mistake of WATCHING POORN with her and then she too begins to expect you to have a BIGGER JOYSTICK or to be as RUTHLESS like the male actors or as crazy with positions like them... and as AGE increases you will PAINFULLY LEARN THAT THOSE THINGS DO NOT LAST.




Best matured advise I have ever read online

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:11am On Apr 30, 2018
MicroBox:

I don't actually want to get involve..
Strong as in? If she later discover that you don't have a backup or concrete proof before coming to her after she might have told you a bit of what you're asking.

Don't treat her differently, she just need help..

Kk. Thanks
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 7:04am On Apr 30, 2018
MicroBox:

If your story is not a cookup, then you must wake up and be battle ready .
Telling you from experience. Ask her politely if she would accept help based on her condition. If she truly love you, she will be scared a little and start telling a bit of what you want to know. NB: if you're not strong enough, don't start .

Strong as in?can we talk? PM?
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 10:02am On Apr 29, 2018
osykull22:
d guy DT posted dis will see d result soon hw long HV u been married hw is her spiritual life when it comes to prayers don't take dis likely am talking from experience
6 year . she is prayerful and we are TTC
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:55am On Apr 29, 2018
Nnamaka1:
Did you notice anything supernatural with yourself and your house hold ever since she came into your life?

Try and start from that.
None just 6 years no child
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:55am On Apr 29, 2018
MicroBox:
OP when thread is getting to four or five pages, I don't comment because what I need to say must have been said.. But the reverse is the case here.
Please be watchful and very careful or if possible discuss it with your partner if she needs Rukiya (spiritual healing). I am telling you from experience..
Sometime its spiritual. That sleeping position means alot, she might be calm kind and gentle but the damage she's doing spiritually might surprise you.
Start by asking her whether if she thought of something silently and that same thought turn to reality.

We av been married for 6 years, no children. I know she dreams and sometimes it happens in reality
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:41am On Apr 29, 2018
Bucacious:
I was sleeping that way too. Face down, my two legs raised and crossed cheesy. Barney so some ppl tell my husband that I am from the sea o grin. To make matters worse I no come born for like 6yrs.it wasn't a small issue o. My husband didn't have any issue with it but later I guess he was almost believing It has a spiritual inclination. When I finally goes pregnant I just discovered I stopped sleeping that way cos i could t even do that if I wanted too.

You just described my home. Perfect issue now. Can I PM you?
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:33am On Apr 29, 2018
konklushun:
I used to sleep the same way, face down and legs up. My sister too. It is nothing spiritual. I have stopped it sha. And I don't know how I stopped it sef.

Ohhh. Thanks
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:30am On Apr 29, 2018
BabaRamota1980:


Does she wake if you mount her in that position?

If she doesnt wake then its likely she is at meeting and cant be bothered with you on top empty body. grin


She wakes immediately with a slight tap and re-adjusts. Thanks
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:28am On Apr 29, 2018
INDUSTRIALFAN:
do not let what people say cause trouble in your household. Generally alot of Nigerians associate any and everything to spiritual things which is plain wrong. My sister used to sleep that way and I don't know if she still does it as we are all grown now and don't live together. People sleep in very weird positions and you will be shocked. Personally, once I close my eyes to sleep, i Always wake up the exact way I slept off as long as it is a comfortable position for me. Does that mean I flew somewhere? Heck no. Pls love your wife the way she is.. Nothing wrong with her. She's just comfortable that way. Oh also, If I sleep with my legs apart, I feel like I'm exposed so I feel very comfortable crossing one leg over the other while i sleep. That way I feel secure...

Thanks bro. Appreciated
Crime / Re: Arrested Lagos Prostitutes Paraded Alongside Other Criminal Elements. Photos by dyze(m): 6:01pm On Apr 28, 2018
gheato:
V

Checked your website and your social media plugin is blocking all relevant info.

See this as a constructive criticism. Work on it.

Thanks
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2018
grin tantu
Dyt:


Then you lie
tongue

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 10:33am On Apr 28, 2018
Dyt:


Whatever that means

Children's way of saying "no"

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 8:44am On Apr 28, 2018
Dyt:


Ehn
Snap and post pinshores

Askwo

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 7:18am On Apr 28, 2018
Dyt:
Pictures or adonblvit
undecided

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
lobell:


I had a friend in my uni days that does this. That was his only comfortable sleeping position. Very weird.

I doubt she'll be able to sleep like that when she's pregnant. Does she?

Not preggy yet. Though I doubt it too
Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 6:08pm On Apr 27, 2018
chivera018:
i hope you are not looking for excuse to end your marriage lipsrsealed
undecided. Who mentioned ending marriage? Trying to look for a way out ni.

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 5:57pm On Apr 26, 2018
Thanks guys

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 8:31am On Apr 26, 2018
konklushun:
I used to sleep the same way, face down and legs up. My sister too. It is nothing spiritual. I have stopped it sha. And I don't know how I stopped it sef.

Ohhh. Thanks for this feedback. It really helps

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