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Romance / Re: Is This English Correct? by dyze(m): 7:54pm On Aug 30, 2018
Ogbeni240:
So, i went to ambien plaza and the girl close to me said " A Mess is Smelling"

is the english correct.

Ccc


dominique
seun
ogagbola
Mannabbq

Wetin u dey call mod for? Move to front page?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sends His NYSC Allowance To An Unknown Fan by dyze(m): 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2018
NIGERIAJAGAJAGA:
so na quick quick NTSC dey pay allawee

Oya mi lenu o. Camp never start allawee don enter
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland First Crossword Quiz - Winner Takes All by dyze(m): 6:28pm On Aug 30, 2018
jidxin:
No 19 is snake
21. Hungerbad
Health / Re: Applicant Dies Inside Ikoyi Passport Office Toilet by dyze(m): 5:42am On Aug 28, 2018
ct2:
I will not die prematurely in Jesus name.

Amin o. Ati emi na

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by dyze(m): 9:53pm On Aug 27, 2018
Nedfed:
Aye Man-united ti baje
Aye Mourinho ti baje
Aye Buhari ti baje
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by dyze(m): 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2018
lifezone247:
de gear no gree enter reverse abi? grin

E dey stiff grin

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Crime / Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by dyze(m): 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2018
SarakiBukola:
Once upon a time....

I witnessed where a dick-snatcher who returned an albino diick to a black guy at Ojuelegba bustop shocked

Alaye, calm down

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyze(m): 9:16pm On Aug 24, 2018
2010 Toyota corolla for hire purchase. #3.2 million for 18 months. WhatsApp 0701 375 4844 for more info and pics

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Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by dyze(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2018
Nice one. Always expecting your updates
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water On Housemaid For ‘stealing’ Eggs by dyze(m): 9:30pm On Aug 20, 2018
LynnnCHI:


Hmm.
If you know the importance of "eggs" you won't underestimate it.Men naturally have two eggs in between and God kept it there for a divine purpose.So if I happen to meet a man without "eggs",the first question I should ask is,"I have seen the pillars,now where are both posts?"

Don't take the post serious.

You don talk abi? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Rocks Off Shoulder Mini Gown (Photo) by dyze(m): 7:51pm On Aug 10, 2018
Kittex7:
Olooribu Omo
Ale jati jati. I help u finish am

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Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by dyze(m): 5:40pm On Aug 06, 2018
Youngzubi
Romance / Re: Rate My Cuteness From 1-10 by dyze(m): 8:09pm On Aug 05, 2018
undecided

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Romance / Re: Portharcourt "Sex PARTY" August 2018 by dyze(m): 8:05pm On Aug 02, 2018
chiommy123:
it means your party will be scanty

Means all ladies coming there are prostitutes

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Politics / Re: Billboard Of Imo State’s Ministry Of Happiness Permanent Site Under Construction by dyze(m): 8:47pm On Jul 22, 2018
O ma se o
Travel / Re: Winners Pastor's Car Hits 10-Year-Old Boy Celebrating Fayemi's Victory In Ekiti by dyze(m): 7:35pm On Jul 15, 2018
gypsey:
crooked pastor maybe he used the boy for Ritual, That's why he chose a ten years old boy

You are mad
Romance / Re: This Is Enough Reason For Me To Cheat (pics) by dyze(m): 7:59pm On Jul 12, 2018
OgogoroFreak:
Adults cheat not kids

Ori e pe (oil dey your head)
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Slays In Lovely Jumpsuit by dyze(m): 4:55pm On Jul 12, 2018
Una dey craze? Is this news

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Election: Atiku Reacts To Fayose's Distress. Nigerians React by dyze(m): 7:52pm On Jul 11, 2018
Joseunlimited:
fayose right now

U are a fool for using the picture of a dead man as meme. angry

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Romance / Re: How Can I Control My Boyfriend's Temper? by dyze(m): 10:12pm On Jul 06, 2018
nanauju:


I hope you know that this rubbish you typed can pass as sexual harassment

Oh boy!!
Family / Re: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by dyze(m): 6:36am On Jul 06, 2018
Zoharariel:


What you're feeling is normal. Men are polygamous by nature. It was religion that brought about these man-made marital restrictions.

In spite of some people's beliefs that polygamy is morally wrong, the majority of men know that it is not natural to have only one sexual partner at a time - even though they will never come out to say it in order not be ostracized & stripped off their social statuses in their churches & social gatherings. grin

Psychologically, it is impossible for any man to be limited into eating only Akpu & Edikaikong soup decorated with Goat meats everyday for the rest of his life. A day will come when he would crave to have Pounded Yam & Egusi soup laced with different specie of fishes & edible reptiles such as crocodile. grin

My advice to you is to be smart about it and do not make a habit of it.

Pay no mind to all the people that will come on this thread telling to hold on for Jesus & the holy spirit - with their lying tongues & deceitful lips. They know how to speak peace to their neighbours but inwardly setting an ambush for them.

Do not allow man-made laws written & compiled into a book by some Roman charlatans under the influence of alcohol in the 6th century deprive you of your natural instinct & liberty to explore all the good things that life has to offer.

Oil dey your head. Correct

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Celebrities / Re: #"About30' Concert: Adekunle Gold Sells Out O2 Indigo In London by dyze(m): 7:16pm On Jun 30, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked


what da fvck did i just hear, who are those that buy the ticket

With his unfashionable,non substance and local kinda of music

undecided that guy is good. Leave hating

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Family / Re: Derick Omari Shows His Mother As He Meets Queen Elizabeth - Pictures by dyze(m): 6:58am On Jun 28, 2018
Iya ni iya mi. No one like mama.

Mrs. Adedeji, you will eat the fruit of your labour. I will make you proud.

Your sufferings on me will never be in vain

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Sports / Re: Ighalo: 'I Enjoyed Every Bit Of The World Cup' by dyze(m): 10:09pm On Jun 27, 2018
grin ko kan aiye
Romance / Re: What Are The Best Ways A Guy Can Handle A Heartbreak by dyze(m): 2:30pm On Jun 24, 2018
grin
Romance / Re: Lady Wants To Pull Her Teeth And Replace It With A Plastic Set. See Why by dyze(m): 6:01am On Jun 22, 2018
Abeg make una park well. If no better thing to type on twitter. You guys should shut up. Ewo ni oshi lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How To Initiate Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by dyze(m): 8:24pm On Jun 18, 2018
Vianna:

Are you in support of this ? undecided

Hi. Lovely picture
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Reacts To Super Eagles 2-0 Loss To Croatia by dyze(m): 4:20pm On Jun 17, 2018
seunayeni:
Victor moses fell down on that pitch more than the amount of rain that has fallen this year sad
As in drops of rain abi times grin
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Eager To Start World Cup Campaign On A High by dyze(m): 5:54pm On Jun 14, 2018
grin sha do normal.
Family / Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by dyze(m): 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2018
The answer is looking at you. Certificate or not. Run for you life

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