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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th December 2018 by dyze(m): 7:27pm On Dec 08, 2018

chiboy1116:
him de bench.

I no see am for sofascore line up o. Make e sha no enter

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th December 2018 by dyze(m): 7:23pm On Dec 08, 2018

Sarri na weray oo. grin

E no even bring morata at all. D guy no dey bench

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Set To Drop New Song Tonight. Fans Go Gaga by dyze(m): 8:53pm On Dec 06, 2018

GrammarNazi1:
Na wetin?

Oga, u vex today o.

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Music/Radio › Re: Victor AD Contributed Largely To The Increased Rate Of Rituals..emmanuel Kings by dyze(m): 8:08pm On Dec 02, 2018

Cladez:
Oluwa magbegbe mi
I want all this money
I no wan take the same step wey I take last year wey no work for me oh
Lord as I dey grind, I dey hustle
Bless me with this money
Lord na your hand I dey
I say make you run am for me oh

This is self motivational.I still don't see how ritual is promoted here because I can count how many times he mentioned God in this verse.

No mind am

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 2nd December by dyze(m): 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2018

Na morata go kill sarri las las

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Family › Re: Man Takes Sex Enhancing Drugs, Chases Wife, 2 Kids Away Over Sex by dyze(m): 11:24pm On Nov 29, 2018

Mr Ogbeni, no trophy for the matter. No kill person cos of sex abeg.

Me I do, release and focus on how to make rabba.

No time for hullabaloo

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Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Shiloh 2018 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by dyze(m): 8:12pm On Nov 29, 2018

boboenny:
Any small scale hotels for lodging throughout the programme and how much are they? Or can people sleep on the camp ground or auditorium?

There are hostel(covenant university) in the church you rent. However, there are enough space on the field if you can get camping items. A lot of people camp on the field.

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Crime › Re: Hoodlums Threaten To Wipe Out Family In Ondo Over Missing Indian Hemp by dyze(m): 10:03pm On Nov 25, 2018

LuciferElohim:
Afonjas just need a (flimsy) excuse to mine skulls.
It's in their blood.

Ever since Oduduwa was booted out of heaven for trying to mutilate an angel with tribal marks & landing skull-first in Ile-Ife, this evil tribe has continued to unleash terror on innocent people.

*spits

Mtshwww. O ma se o

Romance › Re: Photo Of Curvy Bride & Her Curvy Bridesmaids Posing With Their Backsides by dyze(m): 6:38am On Nov 25, 2018

pyyxxaro:
I can imagine the way married women would be giving their randy husbands bumper to bumper during this wedding

Single ladies with flat yansh like slate go just de vex , there go de wish say there fit pour acid on top all these ukwu , make e flat like their own

See the 1st n 3rd ukwu from the left....Lawd , I die there

If you get small prik like Okro , I nor won see ur comment for here oh

The kin slap when I go give you ehn, naa once u go get apolo

You be sharp bad niggah. Na wetin I first sight be that

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Banky W Pictured Together In Dubai by dyze(m): 12:15pm On Nov 16, 2018

SIMPLYkush:
go give your wife belle, abi ur spem don finish?

Omo ale

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Travel › Re: 4-year-old Boy Washed Away By Flood In Lagos. Photos by dyze(m): 9:04pm On Oct 30, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

He jumped into the flood to rescue his Dunlop slippers.
What is a better definition of pettiness?

Ode

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Politics › Re: Security Officers Shoot Shiite Members In Abuja (Graphic Photos) by dyze(m): 6:15pm On Oct 29, 2018

kennygee:
Is that first guy still doing the "peace" sign despite his injury?

I tire o

Romance › Re: All Guys Are Womanisers by dyze(m): 4:12pm On Oct 28, 2018

xendra:
Good morals ke' you are looking for good morals in a Nigerian man?

Ahan. Na so we bad reach?

Family › Re: Lady Tells Her Mother She Is Pregnant, Did Abortion. Watch Her Mum's Reaction by dyze(m): 1:17pm On Oct 28, 2018

Hudata3030:

I need a logo

Family › Re: Man Discovers His 4 Children Aren't His Via Compulsory DNA Test At US Embassy by dyze(m): 4:10pm On Oct 21, 2018

theoldpretender:
The guy was probabaly infertile

So?

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Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Wearing Bum Shorts, Davido’s Chioma, Lydia Forson React by dyze(m): 3:21pm On Oct 20, 2018

Them dey craze

Romance › Re: I Want To Breakup With My Girlfriend For This Reason. by dyze(m): 7:21pm On Oct 10, 2018

Oga, hustle and make money. No time for hullabaloo

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Crime › Re: The Football Betting Fraud Website Called 'just 86 Odds' by dyze(m): 4:13pm On Oct 10, 2018

Shelumiel:
Is there anything like fixed matches ? I wonder why people do not learn from their past

won ti get e

Politics › Re: Man Treks From Zaria To Abuja For Atiku by dyze(m): 6:52pm On Oct 09, 2018

oluwaseyi000:
How exactly does this trekking work?

You go just begin waka like who dem break bottle for im head

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Romance › Re: At Last, We Wedded by dyze(m): 10:25pm On Oct 07, 2018

IamPlato:
...

Why You Hold Her Head Like That? Like Say You De Pump Ball

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Romance › Re: South African Virgins Reveal Why They Are Not In A Hurry To Have Sex by dyze(m): 1:10pm On Oct 03, 2018

elshz:
Someone there is a judas; a non virgin.

Lolzzz

Celebrities › Re: Charity Nnaji Foundation Outreach; Ngo Presents Free Scholarship To Orphans. by dyze(m): 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2018

Sirheny007:

Romance › Re: The Girls That Washed Your Smelling Boxers, Sent Nudes, Which One Did You Marry? by dyze(m): 4:59pm On Sep 09, 2018*

The table you are shaking no get good leg o

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Romance › Re: Lady Lament On How A Baker Snatched Her Boyfriend by dyze(m): 10:40am On Sep 09, 2018

AdHour:
I thought they said one cannot eat his/her cake and have IT
The guy in question just did

Oil dey your head

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Refutes Claims Of Her Undergoing Nose Surgery by dyze(m): 5:51am On Sep 07, 2018

deepwater:
It was obvious
She did nothing to her nose.
Nostrils still looks like independence tunnel on a Sunday morning

u dey craze

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Crime › Re: Two Prostitutes Held Bike Man For Refusing To Pay After Sleeping With Them. by dyze(m): 4:43pm On Sep 06, 2018

Celebrities › Re: My Dad Sent 50 Police To Arrest Me And My Promoters During My 1st Show - Davido by dyze(m): 8:21am On Sep 05, 2018

horia:
I was wondering how he was fast enough to count the policemen b4 @scaling_though_the_fence.

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Celebrities › Re: My Dad Sent 50 Police To Arrest Me And My Promoters During My 1st Show - Davido by dyze(m): 8:54pm On Sep 04, 2018

Who count them? grin

Awa gór

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Romance › Re: How Little Kerosene Spoilt My Day by dyze(m): 8:52pm On Sep 04, 2018

Just don't go near fire grin

You fit explode

Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze On Pastor Adeboye's Necklace: "This Is Pressing Of Virgin Breast" by dyze(m): 8:35am On Sep 04, 2018

Donald95:
He didn't make a point today as what he said does not concur with the Bible verses quoted.

Trust me this is the first time am seeing these Bible verses. I never knew Atheists spend more time on bible trying to find points to counter the bible even more than some Christians

Them be weray nah.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United 0 - 2 -On 2nd September 2018 by dyze(m): 4:00pm On Sep 02, 2018

mightyleks:
FT

Burnley 1-3 Manchester United

I rep CFC

After checking the line up I fear for my prediction.....

Mourinho must not be sacked till he meets ChelseaFC

Amen o

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