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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 10th March 2019 by dyze(m): 5:44pm On Mar 10, 2019

Dea Gea say d ball wave grin

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Car Talk › Re: Man Buys A Rolls Royce, Visits His Poor Mother In Agege (Photos) by dyze(m): 9:19pm On Mar 07, 2019

Omo ale jatijati

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rennes vs Arsenal: Europa Cup (3 - 1) On 7th March 2019 by dyze(m): 8:41pm On Mar 07, 2019

3-1

Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Doesn't Let Me Cum. I'm Hating Her Already by dyze(m): 11:04pm On Feb 26, 2019

dollytino4real:
men n fork sha! must u cum? did u go anywhere b4

;DNo bring that leg o. If man no cum, wetin e gain?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup Final (0(3) - (4)0) On 24th February 2019 by dyze(m): 4:30pm On Feb 24, 2019

johnstar:
Where can i stream dis match pls??

Download Navixsport from play store to watch the match

Politics › Re: Man Narrates What Soldiers Did To Residents Of Rivers Community. Graphic Photos by dyze(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2019

koboko69:

U are a stupid heartless, senseless monkey.

Someone explained a near death experience and all you did was show that stupid tongue.

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Crime › Re: Man Caught Hawking Weed In Lagos (photos) by dyze(m): 2:45pm On Feb 23, 2019

HappyPagan:
Might be the only sane man in the country.

. U gerrit

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Crime › Re: Notorious Gang, Awawa Boys, Back In Agege. Residents Cry Out by dyze(m): 10:47am On Feb 20, 2019

bosschinalu:
This has been on for a very long time...Awawa awon temi.

Ode

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Celebrities › Re: Valentine: Femi Adebayo, His Wife And Son In Beautiful Photo by dyze(m): 9:34pm On Feb 15, 2019

[quote author=Arabique post=75770370][/quote]Over 2.5

Car Talk › Re: Man Uses A Rope To Pull A Faulty Car In Benin, Edo State by dyze(m): 7:47pm On Feb 08, 2019

BOOMnaija:
Masun

Eni G lo n gba owo grin

Crime › Re: Kenyan Woman Arrested For Raping Boy At Police Station They Were Detained In by dyze(m): 10:45pm On Jan 30, 2019

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Treats Her Hubby To Facial Makeover (photos) by dyze(m): 8:09pm On Jan 23, 2019

lilmax:
this guy dey do like say Laura use touch and follow for am

What else? Guy wey dey disgrace guys

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Romance › Re: My Husband Pressuring Me For Another Baby by dyze(m): 6:56am On Jan 17, 2019

ubunja:
Just give the man his baby.put that womb to good use. It won't last forever you know.

funny guy

Politics › Re: How N5bn Cardiac And Renal Facility Was Abandoned In Lagos by dyze(m): 8:02am On Jan 14, 2019

eph12:
Something is wrong with you

I concur

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Romance › Re: How Will You Handle It If A Lady Lied That You Raped Her? by dyze(m): 9:44pm On Jan 12, 2019

Them accuse you?

Never been in such before that is why I define it with any lady before we proceed.

Bleep and get paid.

No time for Hullabaloos

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Phones › Re: What's Maximum Recharge From Bank Account On Mtn? by dyze(m): 4:53pm On Jan 11, 2019

faithfull18:
It should be either #5,000 or #10,000. Not exactly sure.

Thanks

Phones › Re: What's Maximum Recharge From Bank Account On Mtn? by dyze(m): 6:05pm On Jan 10, 2019

Need answer to this question please. Who has info?

Crime › Re: Security Guard Slaps Lady For Raining Insults On Him At An Eatery (pics) by dyze(m): 6:55pm On Jan 09, 2019

Who be the idiot wey shout "eeehh" as the slap enter grin

Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Kisses Seyi Awonuga His Girlfriend (Photos) by dyze(m): 9:06am On Jan 05, 2019

Harry4truth:
go through my posts very well, I never insulted you. Can you show me where I insulted you because now I'm confused. Also don't take what anyone here says to heart, you are pretty and if they can't see it, that's their problem.

the hustle is real

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Education › Re: Lautech Announces Resumption Of Academic Activities Despite Strike by dyze(m): 8:06am On Jan 03, 2019

originals1:
Now this is a school , not like stupid UNIBEN !

Meanwhile instagram page with 14k followers for sale, check my signature if you're interested

Please are in UNIBEN? If yes, I will like to know the school fees for 200 level students. Price range please

Celebrities › Re: Laide Bakare Bares Cleavage In New Year Photo by dyze(m): 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2019

Trapnews:
When you share negativity that you claim you do not have time for. This is how Linda Ikeji started by lying to mo'ronic Nigerian ladies. Now that we know how small your breast is, what next?

The breast no really small o

Romance › Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by dyze(m): 11:01pm On Dec 29, 2018

Mtshww.

Oga to "every aboki his kettle".

Find someone that will complement you not milk u dry.

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Celebrities › Re: Ladies Touch Cassper Nyovest Joystick On Stage. Video Goes Viral by dyze(m): 7:27pm On Dec 29, 2018

mytime24:
Endtime

Yimu

Romance › Re: 20 Things Every Girl Wants But Will Never Ask You by dyze(m): 8:49pm On Dec 22, 2018

Premiumwriter:
We die here.

. u be weray

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Replies Lady Who Thinks She Is 'Overrated' by dyze(m): 8:34pm On Dec 18, 2018

skarlett:
Lol, I'm not responsible for your sad and pitiful existence, take your hate somewhere else

You are beautiful

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Romance › Re: 2 Lawyers Do The “oya Hit Me” Trademark Pose In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by dyze(m): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2018

Uyiii:
I can imagine their conversations during their intense sexcapades.

wife: my lord, I plea for us to adjourn this intense coitus to enable my punäni maintain a reasonable law and order as your hammer has caused probable damages, I swear an oath that when my punäni regains full restitution, we shall be in continuance of this coitus and promise not to lay a complaint anymore.

husband: I charge you to remain a little longer to force a conditional discharge from me so as to bail me from this hörny hormones that has arrested and adjudicated me, I promise to be very brief and hope to transfer my sexual aggressions to our next court (sexual) hearing

but this Uyi sha, I don mad

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Celebrities › Re: Singer Simi Apologized For The Disorganization At Her Concert by dyze(m): 9:09am On Dec 10, 2018

NessaBoo:
Thanks, almost ruined my morning with that comment.

He is probably going through so much and looking for who to vent his frustration on.

Like I said, ignore him.Have a blessed week ahead

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Celebrities › Re: Singer Simi Apologized For The Disorganization At Her Concert by dyze(m): 8:51am On Dec 10, 2018

NessaBoo:
Don't ever bring my late dad into your inanities next time,

Are you okay??!!

I will let this slide, and not report you to the mods.

Av reported him for you. Ignore him

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Celebrities › Re: Tanzanian Musician, Diamond Platnumz Disappears As Stage Collapses by dyze(m): 6:31am On Dec 10, 2018

Nonso92:
@OP, what do you mean disappear??

Like fiam?? Or vooosh!

Fiam

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