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Crime / Re: Danjuma Yahaya Alli: Man Dies On Top Of Lady During Sex Romp In Abuja Hotel by dyze(m): 8:15pm On Jan 26, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Odobo ku

Lolzzzz grin
Romance / Re: My Friends' Mom Wants Sex From Me Just To Help Me by dyze(m): 4:41pm On Jan 12, 2020
Slaymammas:
Guys I just launched an escort website www.slaymammas.com any idea on how to grow this website? Also if you look up the site I’d welcome any advice, suggestions and constructive criticism..thanks also there’s an opportunity for people to earn small cash.. signal if interested.. earning cash is based on helping with promotions

Just checked it. God go bless your hustle
Romance / Re: I Think Most Guys On Nairaland Are From Broken Homes by dyze(m): 3:33pm On Jan 11, 2020
lebron7:
So this is what you use your free time to think about
Shame to your parents lipsrsealed

grin
Romance / Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by dyze(m): 9:16pm On Jan 09, 2020
chigoizie7:
Yes.


Yes needs to focus more on himself.


A final year student that has both his projects, seminar and a lot of reading to do to avoid spillover plus still hustling to be able to provide for some financial needs.

Some people are really heartless ooh.


You want him to still give you much attention as he used to when he doesn’t have so much on his head as he has now. All these while he has been the perfect man, but the few times he snapped probably because he has a lot to tackle, you couldn’t hold up for him. He has been calling for close to two years, no wahala, but you got tired just for the few weeks you did the calling.


Please leave him, he needs a better woman in his life.




I will keep on praying to God to take women like you far away from me.

All these people talking about attention this, attention that , has never really worked a full day, let’s say common 8-5 for just one week. That is when they will know the importance of time.

A woman can never be satisfied
Romance / Re: Sexy Curvy Lady Blasted For Removing Her Dirty Undiss To Twerk(video) by dyze(m): 7:59pm On Dec 25, 2019
Mtshwwww
Food / Re: Does Mixing Alcoholic Drinks With Non-Alcoholic Drinks Reduce Effect? by dyze(m): 6:29pm On Dec 08, 2019
RichDad1:
It changed nothing in the alcoholic content.
It only makes it easier to drink.

Hmmm. Omuti grin

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Fashion / Re: Veronika Didusenko, Miss Ukraine Banned By Miss World For Being Single Mum by dyze(m): 1:40pm On Dec 03, 2019
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The organizers of this award are mad for disqualifying her because of her hoeness.

If there were serious they would include a virginity test as part of the criteria for participating.


Most of the participants in these pageant fuccked and sukked divkks all the way before getting to represent their countries.

The only difference in this case is that apart from fuckingg and suckking dickks, she also got a bastard on the side .
I hate hypocrites

U dey talk sense go ooooooooo

You just mad for the last paragraph
Education / Re: Mother Of Queens College Student Who Fixed Lashes Attacks School Security by dyze(m): 7:59am On Nov 20, 2019
AuroraB:
Rude employees a whole Queen's College's got. Unorganized and hateful. Tueh!

U no get sense

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Romance / Re: I Caught Her RedHanded Stealing, Deleting Her Chat From Phone, What Should I Do? by dyze(m): 9:59am On Nov 16, 2019
seyigiggle:
obirin ti oba jale , a sekini?

A dó ókó
Music/Radio / Re: Vector Disses M.I With "Judas The Rat" (Listen) by dyze(m): 9:36am On Oct 11, 2019
gaetano:
Listen and drop comments on what you think. Was dope, wack, or just average? Let's get your reactions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-XewvX-wo

Two of them dey craze
Politics / Re: Nigeria, South Africa To Issue 10yr Visa To Businessmen, Academics by dyze(m): 8:41pm On Oct 04, 2019
post=82843428:

We are talking about Sane and positive Nigerians.
Not you that always typed you live in a zoo.

You've been warned above.....STAY FAR AWAY, when Nigerians are talking.

Happy Zooing kid! wink

Pele o. Insane Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, South Africa To Issue 10yr Visa To Businessmen, Academics by dyze(m): 8:38pm On Oct 04, 2019
post=82843361:
Good fresh start.

Sane and positive Nigerians, let us see the way things go from here.

Ode. Fresh start. You have suddenly forgotten about the lives lost.

Just imagine. Fresh start at what? angry

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Crime / Re: Abandoned Baby Boy Rescued In Abuleegba, Lagos (Video) by dyze(m): 5:01pm On Sep 29, 2019
AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Looking all innocent, fragile and defenceless now...in about 18years from now he'll turn a tiger on the road terrorising motorists and commercial transport operators..screaming Owo da and pulling out their windscreen wipers, spare tyres and window rubber brackets.


Ode
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo And Wife Busola On FaceTime For Morning Devotion by dyze(m): 3:09pm On Sep 14, 2019
undecidedmtshwww.

To every aboki with his kettle.

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Romance / Re: Man Strip Hooker Unclad, Attempt To Rape Her After Accusing Her Of Stealing 31k by dyze(m): 10:05pm On Sep 06, 2019
Andersonjr:
She stole their 31k all they could think of is to have canal way of her. Smh where is the sense in that

Dunno o. Sex na food?
Crime / Re: Police Officers Shuts Down Shoprite, Lekki. Stop Criminals From Vandalizing It by dyze(m): 5:31pm On Sep 03, 2019
Stupidity.

In as much as I condemn any loss of life. Let them destroy something to send a message across.

How would the families of the affected Nigerians feel seeing the police prevent this occurrence.

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TV/Movies / Re: Emmanuella Plays Role In 'Survive Or Die' An Australian Movie (Photo) by dyze(m): 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2019
Nice one girl. Keep shinning

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (1 - 1) On 18th August 2019 by dyze(m): 5:40pm On Aug 18, 2019
Kante is everywhere
Crime / Re: See Reaction Of Military Woman After She Caught Man Rubbing Her Buttocks In Bus by dyze(m): 2:29pm On Aug 17, 2019
grin omo ale
Politics / Re: CAC Extends 50% Cut For Biz Registration Fee By 3 Days by dyze(m): 1:43pm On Aug 13, 2019
BossDante:


Zero seven zero three zero three three six two six nine.. my whatsapp number

Bossdante69@gmail.com.. email

Hello bro. Please I sent you an email. I will appreciate your response
Crime / Re: Kaosiso Ezibe: Yahoo Girl Defrauds Canadian Lady Of $300k (Photo) by dyze(m): 3:17pm On Jul 29, 2019
Mopolchi:
No comment. Nothing wey Dayo no go see for Amala joint.

Wetin Dayo do you o?
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by dyze(m): 8:04pm On Jul 07, 2019
OKclothier:


And must they insult him to pass their messages across?

Good advise dey be like insult
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by dyze(m): 12:49pm On Jul 07, 2019
Obaakran:


I'm telling you, his responses to people has being purging me

Na stupid boy. That is why I have not wasted my time responding to him again

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija : Symplytacha Suffers "Nipple Slip" At Dj Exclusive Saturday Party (18+ by dyze(m): 7:47am On Jul 07, 2019
BlueRayDick:
Oga blogger there was no nipple in the picture u uploaded, I even followed the link down to Ur blog and still couldn't find any nipple. If u can't be honest with little things like nipple, how can we trust to click any link u post in the future.

I Don already mark down Ur blog link, I no dey click Ur link ever again in the future. angry

grin bros why you press P on top nipple matter
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Dies After Jumping During A Raid In Malaysia (Photos) by dyze(m): 4:33pm On Jul 06, 2019
See brother, brother wey mumu.

Just wasted his life for nought

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by dyze(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2019
sirdouglas:


Oga answer the question?? Stop trying to dodge it. You have been all over this thread. Replying every Tom snd Harry and telling everyone how I am a bad person but you admitted you impregnated a minor and at a tender age of 14 and has refuse to give insight on how it ended.

I wanted you to tell everybody. I told you many people here are interested or you think I am the only one online??

Motherfu*king hypocritical bastard. Tell everyone how it ended let them judge both of us who is a better human.
Me that impregnated at her early twenties and you that impregnated a minor possibly helped her to do an abortion or denied the pregnancy. Na God go punish you.

Bros, the genesis of your problem is that you are a very stubborn idiot.

Been following your response to people. You only want to hear people massage your ego. The advise that isn't sweet to your ears is taken as an insult.

Oga pack ur useless abroad, big boy, doing okay life style out of here. Your response to people is irritating me.

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Politics / Re: Governor’s Wife Constructs Classrooms, Bridge For Communities by dyze(m): 9:45am On Jul 05, 2019
Na her money she use?

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Romance / Re: Man Gives His Boss A Sorry For Your Loss Card As He Resigns From His Job by dyze(m): 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2019
He knows his worth

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Family / Re: Sex Is Causing Problems In My Marriage, Help Me Save My Marriage by dyze(m): 9:35am On Jun 29, 2019
liberalchick:
Op, it doesn’t mean your wife is cheating don’t let NL ruin your marriage. Most porn are geared towards a male viewer, so most times the only female friendly porn available are lesbian flicks. So some women that watch porn, watch lesbian porn. Straight women are not as turned off as straight men are to anything gay. Now you guys need to have a talk on why she started watching porn, I suspect she doesn’t feel sexually satisfied.

Her saying “you are not doing it well” just means she is not getting any satisfaction from the way you ‘do’ it. You don’t need to be getting ‘it’ elsewhere to know when you are not sexually satisfied. Again, talk to her, ask her what she wants and why lately she is no longer as excited as she used to be. I will look for the article about female friendly porn, will post it when I see it.

Modified
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a61995/straight-women-lesbian-porn/

You omitted the STD part

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