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Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die [/color]

lol you're evil

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

hallelujah

That's a fucken cloud and moon. WTFff

Philantropists:
I believe this will go a long way in motivating others, quote me with your plan for the N25K and let's do it.

Good luck !

Please no duplicate users. One person gets N25K only.

Get new glasses my old one is missing.
Learn an online job.
Write on Opera news hub to see how a blogging career would go (then proceeded to get a domain for my blog if I get really successful)
About learning an online job, I read a thread on nairaland that selling of doimains new or expired can fetch one money, so I would research more on that.
I think that's it.

Modified:
I would have added stock exchange and forex market but I don't want to risk anything now. So yes, that's it

Chimeluv:
i did not experience that o! Submit a support ticket. Did you answer any survey? Try and do the offers

Please I'm interested too esthify10@gmail.com

Godmother:
Not just like that o. There are rules and regulations on the platform. 150 words is the least number of words you can write, but you stand a better chance of getting more views when you write more words.

I should warn you though that they reject articles a lot on the platform and it can be frustrating.

Let me try my luck

Godmother:
Not just like that o. There are rules and regulations on the platform. 150 words is the least number of words you can write, but you stand a better chance of getting more views when you write more words.

I should warn you though that they reject articles a lot on the platform and it can be frustrating.

Lemme try my luck

Godmother:
Just write your articles of at least 150 words and hit the "create" button to publish it.

Just like that?

Jeffy1206:
which one is Jumai again

Lol didn't know they were intimate ways to wear facemasks

Precious4real50:
President buhari should extend the lockdown in Lagos, abuja and Ogun States to one more week and during this lockdown Mr President should give an order to shoot anybody that disobeyed the lockdown order.We can't continue to have people endanger millions of life by disobeying the lockdown,Nigerians only listen to one thing which is force and is time the government start using it.shoot hundreds to save millions.







I still remain Ada ogwashi

Mama then tell Buhari to give the citizens food and money because majority of Nigerian citizens make their money from daily hustle

mikaj:
Remind me by 8:00 GMT tomorrow

Good morning

Yustash001:
Ole gbogbo....their children will be in abroad schooling while they are suffering children of the masses...

That's what is really paining me. Just like a nlander said if the masses "enter express" it's none of their business but if the rich and the masses enter express then that's when they would care.

1. Our education system is where it is today because the government don't allocate enough to it but would rather send their children abroad to in standard school while the masses can just find their way e nor consine them. And those people we call ASUU have gone on hundreds of strike and where have it led our educational system to? These people keep asslicking. Once the government bribe them they've called it off.


2.Our health system is where it is because these people would prefer to loot the money ment to develop hospitals and use the looted money to go treat themselves abroad. When that man's son had a bike accident he was flown to Germany to be treated while the masses can do whatever they want because it doesn't affect them.

And we, we'll be here asslicking them.

A man that cares unlike Buhari we were forcing to brief us on covid 19

eS eM eS not Si M Si

mikaj:
Remind me by 8:00 GMT tomorrow

Will do. Thanks

Nigerianization:
Shekau made some salient points....

“Our aim is to follow the tenet of the Koran; our aim is to follow the tenets of the prophet; our aim is to practice Islam the way the Prophet of Allah left instructions before dying and handing over to knowledgeable scholars, who have also passed it down to me."

But some Muslims will deny it.

Religion of peace indeed

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Godforbid. So person cannot type in capital letters in peace again?

Nigerians nor dey hear word.

Lol it's only in Nigeria the government would give an order that nobody should come outside and they'd still come outside to check if people are outside Naija I hail thee

Preciousgirl:
Will you marry her still?
You have dated her for a month and she invites you over for a meal, and she serves you this....

This is not appetizing at all. But food is food sha

mikaj:
So here's a thread to show off your current data on your mobile.

Raising the bar high; someone beat this.

PS: jobless brings about

#MTN

Send mb for me please

ubunjja:
This girl came to my house in Minna and i romanced her, very popular girl on Nairaland but i wont say the username because she agreed that i can post this without mentioning her user name.

Her ass is wonderful, bouncing like cardi b''s own and i smashed her, She was just moaning loudly, i had tell her to wear my N95 mask ,she one of those rich kids living in Niger state.

She is sexy with an american accent, Posh and knows how to treat a man

When i finished smashing, we were naked playing pillow fight, then i smashed again and again then we were both tired and played some mortal combat games, she is a good gamer, i like girls that plays game, they are very smart then i cooked for her, we both took our bath, i drove her home and kissed her on her forehead

When i got back home, i saw her pants in my room, i called to tell her, she said it was a gift for me that i could smell her vj anytime i am missing her, Damn! she is one naughty girl

I am already missing her.

Lmao wtf

Vortex369:
I am a research scientist, it is my addiction. So when I say they are wrong I mean it.

Each cell vibrates on a specific frequency. There is a blueprint for each, and when the resonant frequency of the cell is actuated to a threshold that is out of balance with the natural resonance, the vibration becomes anti-clockwise and we call that - cancer or virus related issues.

3 years ago, I knew this was going to happen and I wrote about it and I was criticized badly. Now it i happening. Those who remember that I warned that it will happen in 2020 are now contacting me and I am laughing cos if people stop criticizing and start researching, they will see it the way it is.

But most of you are economically not buoyant to spend ample time on research that is not for profit. So, continue to argue. It needs not concern me if you all die.

We're still waiting for the link of your alleged prophecy ma

In Lagos there's nothing like lockdown. Don't really blame them. They want people to die of hunger.

HeadNigga:
So u are wearing a mask in your house and yet you are glued to banky. I bet you will still wear the mask and glove when shagging raw. Nonsense and corona

Baba na filter

Ok

And these people are happy. These people keep playing on our ignorance that's why.

Nairaobserver:
Man who noticed the homeless mother and the daughter wrote;


See More Photos below
https://www.nairafame.com/2020/04/mother-daughter-with-face-cover-seen.html

And Buhari is saying there are 2 million less privileged people when according to WHO they're over 80 million. All these looting fuçks that we call leaders should be ashamed of themselves

SocialJustice:
She first went to studio to happily snap before going to court?

Loool