₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
Jonah Chai Jonah

He destroy everything

Economy he destroyed

Security he destroyed

Nigeria image he destroyed

Foreign Reserve he Emptied

Jonah so a failure

He destroyed our economy You had cheap food then and in 2015 most Nigerians did not know d meaning of "economy". All dey wea screaming was paper economics etc. Ryt now u are in a recession and our economic builder has no way out yet.

He destroyed security The last time dis admin went shopping in Pakistan (a third world country), dey returned with a single "training aircraft". Abeg how was ur anti bomb squad, NEMA, warships, warplanes, tanks, minesweepers etc b4 GEJ?

He destroyed Nigeria image Your legal tender which is ur foremost image projector is almost in ruins! We are on d verge of printing more notes. Guess what, our image maker is using d DSS to stabilize a sinking ship. Of course it backfired!!

Foreign Reserve Guess u are out of blames.

The Prof said the truth, everything PMB does takes us backward. We should just pray he does nothing till 2019

He beat Aubumeyang d king of goals Bullcrap

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

I like the guy.

Cool,collected and his spoken English was impeccable and Polished. So this tells me this guy is not an ordinary polling booth agent.

What he is to Governor Wike,we will know later. But first,he needs to shave,and then take a shower as he looks beat up in the Video.

Secondly,his rantings are mere allegations,and I say so,because Nigeria is a Country of Laws. And if according to him,they have copies of the real countings/collated ballots,then the Court should be their next stop if their candidates loses.

Or are they afraid of the Courts now?okay, I forgot that Buhari has weeded out all the Corrupt Judges selling elections fraudulently to PDP,and which the Rivers State Governor is a direct recipient.

To this agent,tell that Judge called Mrs Wike that the DSS are watching her every moves,just in case she reaches out to other Judges again,on behalf of her Husband or the PDP to buy this election.

The Federal Government is fully prepared for Wike and Rivers State this time.

This is not business as usual right?where are the Cultists and Militants you guys use to terrorize everybody with?when those low lives saw what a Federal Might is today,did they not disappear?good.

The people of Rivers State has spoken today without fear,in a very long time. And they voted enmassely for the APC.

The PDP can cry as they want,and they can call for help from Trump(lol) like this Clown in this Video did. At the end of the day,APC has won the election and the Heavens will not fall down.

It is funny that PDP as a party always finds it difficult to accept defeat.

The APC beat you guys at the Federal level,Edo State,Ondo State,Imo State and will soon do it in Rivers.

Anyhow you guys want it,we are ready. Wike knows this time,things are very different.

PDP finds it difficult to accept defeat? My man u know datz a lie 4rm d pit of hell!! I am happy 4 ppl like u tho, i'm in Rivers state and I'd like comments like this to keep making d rounds till 2019!! APC just manipulated a purely PDP show and are squeezing out HUGE votes 4rm thin air! Pls don't 4get PMB has never conceded defeat b4. If this can happen in Rivers it can happen EVERYWHERE. I just hope PMB performs cos if he doesn't they already have a perfect system to keep him there till 20 whateva.

iluvdonjazzy:
the NLC & the TUC are corrupt than the politicians themselves, if they make noise their secret wil be leaked nd efcc wil take dem, d only solution now is God intervention

Nigerians battered d NLC with insults when dey stated dat subsidy removal should b made with upward review 4 salaries! Nigerians would batter ASUU too and DOCTORS very soon. To me NLC is giving Nigerians exactly what dey deserve! TOTAL SILENCE

Abg just stop dis survey its annoying!!!



Almost 48hrs of uninterrupted DARKNESS

Ugbowo Benin city

bashydemy:
And the total shutdown will affect the entire Nigeria and will affect their region more, Whose land is being damage? The last time i check there's no drinkable water in Otu-Oke and their land is fast getting worse.

All these ppl dat know d road to otueke, how many times do i have to tell u DAT even b4 militancy dis ppl have always been bullied by IOCs and intimidated by soldiers!! The activities dea pollute d land and sea constantly and flaring pollutes d air and cause unbearable heat while u sit in ur AC office and try to offer ur rational explanation.

Militancy or not dese ppl suffer 4rm military presence, dubious IOCs and unchecked activities.

The 'rank and file' of d herdsmen has been infiltrated by Libyans and Malians!!

Meaning even b4 d infiltration d herdsmen was a militia wing

All dis Buhari orders dis and DAT is booooooring

hannyjay:
If u like go and sell ur gala for hundred naira u ll only end up hurting ur village pple. Useless ipob trying hard to tarnish BABA image may thunder purnish ur generation. Nonsense

So if d price of any commodity rises, its a bid to tarnish PMB's image Well there's no image left to tarnish cos he's saying d TRUTH.

Brace up man, baba is not smiling

Alariwo2:
Well even if they don't get arrested, their allies will suffer for it
Those recovered loots from PEJ won't be released. All the ill gotten wealth she has acquired will be stripped from her
The little one they have left will end up on militants sponsorship... That's how foolish they are

No abroad treatment for her again, she can die in Nigerian hospital now for all we care
It's still a win win for justice

You really really believe in PMB oooo. Do u realize GEJ arrived Sokoto in a pvt jet? Dis is not bout GEJ, d oil war has been since the Abacha era. PMB has just a few options namely: negotiate or risk total shutdown

GRAZE Nairaland and dumb topics

*insert Zuma pix here*

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol Atiku won't even come third. Where will Atiku win? he can't win in SW, he has never won in NC, NE and NW (he even lost Adamawa to Buhari in 2007). He cannot win in South south, and CANNOT win in SE.


NB: I'm an apostle of Igbo VP in PDP. But hell, no Atiku

We said more than this bout PMB in 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
All you have said are baseless and lack of fact.

Atiku is a tribalist! I followed his 2010/11 campaign.

Atiku is corrupt, I mean FANTASTICALLY corrupt!

Atiku is a system man, we need a new order or one with clean slate.

Atiku is not an entrepreneur, government money and untraceable deals made him wealthy.

Sorry but no Atiku

You seem to be attacking easterners sha! Leme tell u sth, sth I think u already know politics is a game of numbers and STRATEGY. Pair Atiku with Ekweremadu or Obiano or any technocrat down south against PMB and all this 'No Atiku' would go to the dogs!! Its ANYTHING but Buhari. Just like it was ANYTHING but GEJ in 2015!

Is dea insurgency in d Niger Delta

TonyeBarcanista:
To Hell with your Ultimatum! Empty Chest beating group.

14 Days will soon come and Ijaws won't move an inch from Urhoboland.


Let heaven fall

This guy, you CANNOT be a statesman with dis deficient mentality. No be today Ijaw dey shout war, later dem go dey run enter bush! Push 4 resolution u are screaming 4 deadlock. When bodies line the canals you would be screaming injustice! Let issues b resolved but till then let every1 relocate 4 safety

So there was growth under GEJ That's rocket science.

Oya do something na

Omenka no kill urself, no b by jump jump..


From the above, are we out of recession?

progress69:
Hey, can u STFU? Majority of the infrastructure u are Enjoying today were actually built by the Military head of states which in turn are majorly the Northerners. Mind u there are different tribes in the Army so ur logic is not only warped but also foolish. NDDC have always been headed and governed by the SS, so what poo are u talking about? Better be smart and stop this online chest beating and face reality. U may even be from the SE that's thr irony, but u coke online to shout our oil, and majority of u have not even see crude oil before not to talk of knowing what exactly it looks like. Nobody is fighting for ND, u can keep deceiving yourselves, what matters is their pocket. Hustle and make cash for urself, abd stop being lazy trying to fight people u can win

Lolzzzz unlike u I've been to ALL ND states and I schooled in Benin. No nid 4 d plenty banter, just take a quick trip to Burutu in Delta state or ajoki or any community ur funds can take u to. Stay dea 4 a week, even in d absence of militancy those places are heavily militarized with soldiers committing atrocities and undocumented wickedness! The oil companies connive with dem, go back on their promises and invite soldiers to quell protests! What's worse dey employ ur ppl as contractors, delay in paying d individuals who own d land wea dey carry out activities by court cases and all, guy I can't even explain to u, u are too naive. Just go to any of these communities, call any citizen at random and ask. Their lives wea better without oil, they enjoy some benefits tho but this country doesn't deserve oil, Nigeria is too unequal and oppressive to have such huge deposits of oil and gas. B4 u quote me, tell me d oil producing community u visited. Work with facts and drop ur bandwagon mentality

progress69:
Mr man i am frm Edo state abvi don't indulge or be a party to senseless folly. How have the ND people been treated? Hold our useless governors, and elders responsible first. How can. Bayelsa with 13% derivation and 8 local governments not pay Salaries for almost a year now, or how can Rivers also be owing up to 5 months salary. Is it NDDC? Did u see the report about how much they have gulped and what exactly is on ground? U better wake up to reality, non of this clowns are fighting for ND, they are fighting for their pockets. U come shout like a kid on the internet like u even know what crude oil looks like. Amazingly u av never even tasted from the oil money before. Nonsense!

Owk Benin boy, the North have ruled more than any region in Nigeria, with the highest illiteracy and poverty rate, going by your logic they should hold their leaders responsible for Boko abi? Now Kano is a NE state and is a part of NEDC, go and see the board members ALL NORTHERN but NDDC you go see every Abdulahi, Musa and Tola. Soldiers DAT can rape girls in IDP camps, them full all oil producing communities for years assisting the oppressive oil companies while the quota system generals allocate oil blocs to their cronies FREE. You know next to nothing bout the oil war man, no be confra matter we dey talk here.

Obinnau:
Glasses do not improve vision. I have been wearing glasses since 2004 till now and I can say that there is no improvement, the eyes are just like they were when I started to wear glasses initially, The question of when I am going to drop it has plagued me for long but deep down I know I have to manage my eyes as they are for eternity.

That is not entirely true, but conditions vary, u can get contact lenses to get a natural feel anyways.

This is one question on d lips of most spectacle/contact lens wearers. The truth is this notion has nothing to do with education as even professors, judges even foreigners (I have been opportuned to treat) end up expressing this fear. They'ld often say:
I used to see without glasses but since I started using glasses I can't see like I used to with my eyes.
Well if u have this notion, u are not alone. Besides, the fact that a notion is popular/widely accepted does not make it true!
Now let's understand how our spectacle lenses work:

The human eye has its own biological lens which cetaris paribus should be able to resolve both near and distant images clearly and bring them to focus on the retina which as you know is the centre of vision. Now recall the definition of myopia or any refractive error focuses on the inability of the visual system to bring an image to focus on the retina. In some cases the biological lens seem to posses a very high converging power which brings the image to focus in front of the retina, thus we introduce a diverging or a minus lens to reduce this power and bring the image to focus on the retina! All your spectacle lens does in lay man's term is to artificially help your biological lens!

Does it tamper with any ocular tissue?
NO, it only creates a virtual image (image formed by a diverging lens is virtual) that falls on the retina.

Why does my vision feel worse, when I take off my lenses?
This feeling is PURELY PSYCHOLOGICAL, you really can't remember how hard you used to squint before you got your lenses! One way to find out, each time you go for visual checkup (recommended every six months) try to read the chart with ur eyes and ALWAYS note where you stop.

NB: Some conditions such as presbyopia and progressive myopia are actually PROGRESSIVE in nature and as such your vision worsens with or without glasses. Also pathologies and degenerative conditions worsen vision with or without glasses.

Stay in ajegunle.. 400 to and from VI

With what I see up dea, the Minister of information and in fact this govt has hijacked Nairaland with paid hacks!!

Lai Mohammed had a pvt jet organized 4 his trip by friends and well wishers?? Someone even asked what if he hitched d ride free??

Lai Mohammed himself would laff @ d dumb excuses up dea. He had enuf money to charter a flight and he did just DAT!! The thing is he would have faulted d same action if he was NOT in power.

In these times Lai Mohammed should even board a public bus to asaba to show us how far he's willing to go 4 CHANGE. There is poverty and hunger, u don't widen d gap by getting urself d privileged way out. He is d "image maker".

IMAGE IS EVERYTHING

Pls I had a dream, my legs wea OK and I didn't have any systemic issue but someone whom I knew, was d doctor and he kept saying dey needed to amputate my leg in spite of my arguements.


PLZZZZ HELP INTERPRETE

The dumbest people are those who claim the judge cannot be dizzy blah blah.. A raid was carried out @ 12 and lasted till 4-5!! Almost every human being is dizzy @ dat time. As for adrenaline, we all know its duration of action is SHORT. Some ppl adopt the frail way out in situations like this, so don't ask why he was dozing intermittently.

The only thing dat can back d DSS is CCTV evidence, if not even video recording self the guy go say dem plant am b4 d video. The DSS counted 50, 20 and 10 naira notes!! Naija should keep tasking the EFCC on technological upgrades in d fight against corruption.

Oya those who have been insulting d NBA should come ooooo..


Mtcheeeew, dey condemn lawlessness and impunity and u call dem corrupt..

Meanwhile I still don't believe PMB ordered d DSS raid.. Some power mongers just ceased his rubber stamp to do a shoddy job

The poster above me is a die hard supporter of impunity

Excuzeme:
Well, l wont buy any drug, from that "Chika Chemist" in the next two months nii.



When una return from strike, l hope Buahri fires all of una, replace with younger people who are eager to work!

I pray ur wishes are answered but it will still be by d same secret recruitment na..

freeze001:
Apart from the clear loophole retaining a percentage of recovered proceeds of crime will create, the idea of requiring an accused person to bear the burden of proof means that the EFCC is not prepared to do its work anymore. It means any person can be picked up, have his business and other sources of income and deposits frozen until he can tell the EFCC the source. That will amount to witch hunting and victimisation. If they are too lazy to do their investigative work and collect credible evidence with which to nail any suspect, they should be disbanded, no need to constitute a drain on public resources and still keep searching for statutory escape routes from responsible diligence in their work.

An angry toaster working or with a contact in EFCC can decide to haul in a high class babe that makes her money from being a call girl for instance, that has refused to give into his advances and then proceed to incapacitate her because the duty is on her to prove her source of income. She is no criminal but she will be subjected to public disdain and marginalisation because of her line of work.

I also hate this idea that the basis of making certain laws would be because it is supposedly obtainable in other climes without context and availability or existence of similar circumstances. Yet they will not say let them operate our hospitals and the health industry for instance, the way it is done in that UK he is calling. Nothing to benefit the masses and actually put more money in the hands of ordinary Nigerians is considered as they exist in the UK. When it comes to more avenues for theft and provision of tools for oppression, they start making obscure references to UK and US and co! Nonsense people!

You are the first person to make sense 4rm the article!!! Magu just pointed out the reason why 90% of dea cases are thrown out of court! The burden of proof.. The efcc is a lazy agency! Look into corruption loopholes, make policy and technological advancement to block dem and TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE MONEY.

SamuelAnyawu:
Hmmmmmmm can this be real?


And I'm here looking for cool money to buy a trailer to improve my logistics business from Zaki Biam, Guma, Vandeikya in Benue to Portharcourt



O Di Egwu.




Well lemme just observe

Pls can we discuss in camera? My number is on my signature.. Pleaseeee

So EFCC duty na to dey release ppl bank statement! Abg leave dah matter.. The acct is under watch, connected to 15 accounts yet u Neva inv d owner.. #mtcheeeeew.

Why are some ppl like "these guys are dangerous just leave dem".. They say d same thing up North, now dey still say it when they're in ur backyard.. We really dey act like caged ppl sha..