₦airaland Forum

soon dis grant will end up in our politicians pocket instead of farmers,if the truly wish to help farmers the should come into the country and visit the farmers directly and give them the grant.

i dont blame the ghanaians,because the are just paying us back in our own coin,abi no be we first deport their people in the name of ghana must go?

all bokoharam agents and members arrested including dis kabiru sokoto, should face the firing squad,to serve as a deterent to other potential jihadists.

PRESERVER: Dear Future Wife,

I'm sorry for the delay in changing your last name but I'm hustling to make sure that:

*You don't enter okada,keke or even bus.
*You don't have to bother about landlords or co-tenants &
*Lastly, our kids won't have to ask me where I was when others were making money.
So, please be patient and pray harder.


Your Future Hunsband..


IS THERE ANY SENSE IN THIS?

keep dreaming,abi u neva know say day don break?

mi's illegal music 2 rocks,especially his freestyle on lil wayne's 6 foot 7 foot.

na only God go punish Lord Lugard and him wife for joining dis country together.

na wetin oyinbo troway na him nigerians dey like pass.

and after someone will be telling me that islam is a religion of peace.

failed system and corrupt agencies are killing our youths everyday,were is the road safety marshals and traffic police when u need them,abi na only for abuja road safety dey work?

are u biased in your judgement of general buhari or what?, the person i hold responsible for ruining dis country is general obasanjo, for the eight years he spent in asorock,apart from bringing in MTN what did obasanjo do for the benefit of nigerians in his 8 years as a civilian president?.

the baby,girls call guys is different from the real baby,to the girls the baby is an acronym for buy me and go broke.

nice,atleast a brand new car for 900 thousand naira is not bad,and the vehicle is rugged enough to withstand african weather.

capital wrong.

im sure that the complainer is a politician,if he is not how will he have the inspector general number and even the aviation minister,i hope this is not part of the missing farouk lawan subsidy dollars?

even if it was truly an assasination attempt,naija police no for find place hide till after them don assasinate am,before dem go arrive come catch innocents as suspects?

espn: Got loads of them.. Genevive..davido(sings crap)..dbanj..mi..ma list is endless..let's have your list friends!

and u include Mi,get a life man,he is one of the most talented nigerian musician.

wetin be her pastor name,cos i'm suspecting it's chris okotie,u know he is looking for a replacement for his wife.

if u are not among
the paupers why did u care to reply laface.

it seems the poster's real name is reuben abati

this one no be bricklayer again na brickscammer.

watching mode activated.

none of the above,my choice na wole soyinka as president and chinua achebe for vice president.

For the ladies,can u distant yourself from your family because of a guy,can u spend your money on him,when u see him going out with another girl,can u spend your last money on him,and go hungry,can u borrow a friend's car just to impress him.

na today after ramadan u will be telling us before christmas.

As a Nigerian man there are two things involved,its either u are in the military or u are a civilian,if u are in the military u are safe, but if u are a civilian there are two things involved,its either u are a politician or u are a worker,if u are a politician u are safe, but if u are a worker there are two things even, its either u are self-employed or u are working for a company,if u are self-employed u are safe,but if u work for a company there are two things involved,its either u are getting a promotion or getting a sack,if u are getting a promotion u are safe,but if u are getting a sack there are two things involved,its either u are getting a payoff or u are not,if u are getting a payoff u are safe, but if u are not getting a payoff there are two things involved,its either u are lucky to get another or u become jobless,if u get another job u are safe,but if u become jobless there are two things involved,its either you join niger delta militants or bokoharam,if u join militants u are safe,but if u join bokoharam there are two things involved,its either u are killing or being killed,if u are killing u are safe,but if u are being killed there are two things involved,its either u will receive the 77 virgins or not,if u receive the 77 virgins u are safe but if u are not there is only one thing involve and it's called hellfire.

the best age to watch a woman beauty is when she is 17 to 20,becos nowadays even girls of 15 years old are no longer virgins,take for instance if a girl begins to bleep when she is 15, she could have turned into tokunbo by the time she is 25.