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appointing the miss nigeria winner a special adviser then this, are u sure that this governor is not running a Totocracy?

i no go lie alingo and personally are wack songs but personally's video was tight, and to add to that if jermain jackson really wants to see a nigga who dances like Mj he should visit the next calabar christmas festival and watch a guy called african michael jackson

i go deal with u personally
persona personally
#can u imagine Mj's brother praising such wack lyrics, abeg wetin concern personally with michael jackson, abi na the name were them give am for d other side be dat?

wetin i wan talk again sef

Temismith: I didnt know he haff marries oo. Happy marry life and birtday to dem

he was marry since to sister mary, are u forgot?

Argument: a discussion
that occurs when u are
right, but the other just
hasn't realised yet
2)Boss:someone who is
early when u are late, and
late when you are early or
one who is right when u
are wrong and right when
u are right.
3)Beauty:the power with
which a woman charms a
lover and terrifies a
husband.
4)Cannibal:someone who
is fed up with people
5)Chicken:the only animal
u eat before it is born and
after it is dead
6)Committee:a body that
keeps minutes and wastes
hours
7)Celebrity:one who is
known by many people
he is glad he didn't know
Conclusion:what u reach,
when u are tired of
thinking
9)Courage:the fear of
being thought a coward
or the judgement that
something is more
important than fear
10)Destiny:a tyrant's
excuse authority for crime
and a fool's excuse for
failure
11)Doctor:a person who
kills your ills by pills, and
kills u with his bills
12)Foreign aid:money
transferred from poor
people in rich countries, to
rich people in poor
countries
13)Grandparents:People
who think your children
are wonderful even
though the are sure you
are not raising them right
14)Economist:a person
who professes to know
more about money than
the people who have it
15)Goodluck: probability
translated into great
fortune, example
Gej=shoeless boy into
president
16)Cigarette:tobacoo
rolled in a paper with a
fire at one end and a fool
on the other end
17)Justice: a decision in
your favour.
18)Etc. abbrev. :a sign to
make others believe that
you know more than u
actually do

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Hp birthday dbanj

critique101: She is stupid. Pesin wey wowo already

have u eaten today?

u be gateman for Banana island come dey claim say u own house for their #God is watching u(yuzedo)

.How did they get hold of his personal text messages?
He should sue them for breach of privacy

Sexkillz why do u luv banning me nah, unban my ebamma3 handle nah abeg,

Sexkillz banned my ebamma3 account, guy wetin i owe u now?

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]What a demented fool. I pity his children. I wonder the kind of influence he will impact on his children/family.

When this goat finally dies, how are we going to remember him?

It seems he derives so much joy acting gay and doing stupid things.[/quote]we will remember him as they man who did not give a damn about what people like u said about him

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Goats laughing and mocking a man whom they can never tie his shoe lace till the next generation.
This is someones dad and husband, and besides he is your president. Keep calling him names and continue to dwindle, while he continues to enjoy the best things of this life.

Most people who call GEJ names can never fly common first class till they die. You can never see any successful man calling GEJ clueless, it is mostly clueless, frustrated and confused souls who have no vision and who expect the president to doll out dollar for them. Most of them are graduates but they dont know their left from their right. That is why I call them GOATS[/quote]cool down mr okupe, we dønt play politics here this is the celebrities section, and to add to that, your boss gej is a clown both in the picture and in real life

Italian league ain't good for him, he should learn from his inter milan nightmare

me too, my name is buck i love to phuck

bedford101: This Boy head big sha!

that big headed boy is still more handsome, richer and more popular than u are

Christians fall sick so do muslims, so do jews so do hindus so do buddhist and so do pagans and even atheist.
Christian women procreate so do muslims, so do jews, so do hindus so do pagans and even atheist
Christians have successful inventors and enterpreneurs, so do muslims so do jews so do hindus so do buddhist and so do atheist
Christians die so do muslims so do hindus so do buddhists so do pagans and even atheist,
My question is if all things bad and good happen to people of all religions what makes you think that your religion is the best religion for mankind ?

.who are those two gays posing with her?

Airforce1: Drop wizkid ke?

Why did pepsi drop wizkid just when MTN signed on Davido as brand ambassador


#Finger pointing at omotani*

wetin concern pepsi with who hemp tea hen sign abi mtn don start to produce soft drink?

give me some afrocandy anyday

Some naija based guys too mumu, so now any nigerian based in abroad is either a cleaner or a mortuary attendant, #too many mad peeps here

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why were you banned? [/color]

for coming late to school, please unban me nah

I will name my first son GarriLowski, my second son, BegAm, my third son ShareAm, my first daughter BringAm