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[quote author=_BuBBle_]For what naa,training peoples mum's to be agbero.Is that the best opportunities for their feminine race. Their madam's at the top can they do that kind of job sef. My opinion![/quote]my own opinion is dat it is better than ashawo work also known as runs girl

Airforce1: Which kind cheap panda chains dis wankk*asss pack put for neck
Dis guy like cheap things

those chains can pay your 20k a year face me i punch u house rent for the next 50yrs

Does nairaland make people more stupid?

The people who bought and consumed the drugs should also be jailed for their stupidity, u see drug were the name be my pikin u still get mind buy am go take

human rights watch can go to hell, anybody still living in those areas, is a terrorist or potential terrorist,kill anyting that moves or can move

Ex according to ebamma's garrified dictionary is act of taking out or throwing out something u dont want again for example
1)export:to carry something were u no like again sell give people for another country
2)expire:something were suppose dey dustbin
3)exhale:to comot bad air for body
4)expel:your school no wan see your face again
5)excommunicate:your church or union no want make u dey come their meeting place against
6)extinct:something were people don kill am finish
7)external:something were u no wan see inside so u keep am outside
ex girlfriend:girl were u don already phuck,so u no need am again
9)exam:something were u no for like do but u have to do

Kill them all

mkpo ami ankpa idem, ndito akwa ibom edi yak etang iko etuk, idoho yoruba ye uneghe ikpon eba mi, nsuk ibet oh,
Yak abasi aka iso adiong akwa ibom the land of promise

Valiantvaliant: Please Who is missy b?

missy b is a name of a person, animal place or thing

Nansense, sunday was my birthday i even created a thread 'bout it but it never made frontpage, i just dey luk una,

western writers and scientist like richard dawkins, dan brown, have said many things against christianity and jesus christ but christians have done nothing to them, rushdie tried it once with islam in his satanic verses and a fatwa was declared for him to be killed by the ayatollah of iran

tunshe: Tell me 3 reasons why you think Islam enslave the females and I will tell you 10 ways Islam emancipate the women folks.

"While Islam has protected the females,Christianity has over exposed the females" - Anonymous

protect the females by marrying them at 13yrs of age like senator yerima abi, ?

I now see the reason seun loves tonto so much, her thighs are so damn edible

Tonto is back

see business, so all dis rat were i dey kill na another man food, its high time i start catching rats for export to china

Lolz

Scarpon: wizkid this is your 4th expensive cars dude try to invest for the rainy season biko

I see u aliko dangote,

That girl is damn too slim for my liking

My aboki ice prince should win it,

jackbauersballs: And this is relevant because?

its relevant because u have to make a name for yourself, so that your name can be used to market goods and services

oga sexkillz, please unban me, since febuary were u ban me from violent crimes section, i promise to be law abiding from now on.

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the gods are to be blamed

PDP is my light and my salvation, of whom shall i fear, Asari Dokubo is the strength of my life, of whom shall i be afraid
When the acn even mine enemies and cpc came upon me to overthrow my government they shall stumble and fall
Though an Apc should encamp against me my heart shall not fear, Though Amaechi should rise up against me, in this will be confident
One thing have i desired of Okupe and that will i seek, that i may dwell in aso rock villa all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of power and to set up many committees

Decades ago a boy was born, to one beautiful fair lady, the day of his birth, garri was served to all those who came to share in the family's joy,
The boy grew up fast, when he was a kid, he always said that he wanted to be an engineer, but when he reached secondary school he realised that to pass physics, chemistry and further maths no be beans, so he switched to art, and studied economics
The boy loves arsenal football club, enjoys watching spartacus and games of throne, loves eating garri,loves phucking atleast two girls a week,and dreams of phucking rihanna someday,
That boy was me,
all well wishers who wish to celebrate this good day with me, should visit me at my house at Number 10 maimuna street maiduguri, borno state,
Guns and bombs will be very plenty, please endeavour to come with a bullet proof vest

i woke up this morning, trying to catch up with latest news in nigeria, when i came across this thread.www.nairaland.com/1286629/northern-population-fraud---asari-dokubo.
Where the ex militant asari dokubo said that norths population figures are exaggerated
Mr dokubo norths population ain't a fraud, the population of northern nigeria is three to four times the population of the south.
Majority of hausa girls of 15 to 16yrs old are married women, whereas majority of igbo or ijaw southern women are still in school at that age, and marry when the are in their late twenties or early 30's.
By the time an igbo woman who married at 26 or 30yrs of age has a child, the hausa girl who married at 16 or 17yrs of age has already had more than 5 children. You can do the maths if it involves just 1000 hausa women to 1000 igbo or ijaw women.
Another factor is the polygamy factor a middle class hausa man can marry upto 4 wives according to his religion's decree, whereas an igbo or ijaw man is okay with one wife,
Another factor is bride price, a hausa man can do a small marriage of 100 to 200k, which makes it affordable to many hausamen to marry,
So putting all this factor together, i can proudly tell u that north's population is higher than the south's, Mr Asari Dokubo i hope u are reading this.

Gosj01: ? hv u heard of Alton in s.a.

s.a as in south of aba right?