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If his name is cristiano ronaldo or lionel messi, then he is definitely a player

give us a name, abi na michael jackson ghost put u belle?

ifyalways: Over zealous religious fanatics.I hope they roast his arse.
How would he and his fold react if his bible is pissed on?
Did Jesus convert anyone by shitting on his/her sacred stuff?v

which mumu be dis, u sure say u don talk your medicine dis morning, and coming from a so called woman, u must be a frustrated type

who are this people

Our naija artiste were no dey even pay income tax, God bless nigeria,

.who go like waste him time go port him sim, am still on etisalat, if mtn like make them use my beloved mama do porting advert, that will not change my mind

If your wife born pikin ontop air name am Aaron
She born inside mosque name am moses
She born inside church name am churchill
She born inside pit name am bradd pitt
If the pikin get big prick name am dickson
If e get big eyes name am iris
If na big nose him get name am Nosa

This woman name suppose be EyeRis

The girl said Computers are masculine because
**in order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2)they have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3)they are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4)As soon as u commit to one, u realise that, if had waited a little longer you could have had a better model
The boy ebamma was anger told the girl that computers are definitely feminine because
1)No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2)The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3)Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval
4)As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your salary on them
So fellow nlanders over to u are u with the girl or with me

You know he is a fool, when he is almost 60yrs old and calls himself charly Boy

even a governor was there, in civilised climes the governor will be impeached for being so gullible and foolish

wetin concern me, i never even buy bicycle not to talk of private jet, atleast by the time were i go get money to buy jet the law go change

Reporter: good day sir
Poorman: what is good about the day?
Reporter:atleast u are alive that's a good omen
Poor man:okay
Reporter:you are almost 50yrs old now, why are u still poor
Poorman:even bible don talk say wait for your time, if my time come i go hammer.
Reporter: but sir, bill gates who is almost the same age as you are, is a billionaire
Poorman:u think say na beta money bill gate get, nah illuminati give am.
Reporter:what of our local nigerian billionaire and africa's richest man dangote, who is almost the same age as you are?
Poor man:u thing say, na clean money dangote get, na hausa juju blood money him do
Reporter:What of our fellow yoruba internet enterpreneur Seun osewa who owns africa's most visited website nairaland, who is younger than u
Poor man:na only him get website for africa
Reporter:no
Poorman:u think say why people dey like visit him site rather than other websites
Reporter: i dont know
Poor man:na ogun juju him dey use draw people to him website.
Reporter: thank u for your time,
Poor man:na be get time, na God get am, so thank God

If u are man of phuckable age, u don't drink u dont smoke and u dont womanise, there is only one word for u, u are gay

kettykings: Thank you Bros for the reminder
India which consisted 3 countries india, pakistan, bangladesh would have been busy spending billions of dollars in pursuit of islamic insurgents and suicide bombers rather than on Research and development if they were lumped in the same country in 1950 rather than going their separate ways.

Today India and Pakistan are world economic powers and nuclear and space powers. while Nigeria is busy every year spending billions fighting an internal war while loafers and Hypocrites are shouting one Nigeria

my guy shut up, isaac boro of blessed memory was a wise niger deltan, he knew that if biafra suceeded, our oil resources will be in the hands of ojukwu and co. Maybe the same oil money that is used today to develop abuja, could have been used by ojukwu to develop Nnewi, or Onitsha, if we want to secede from nigeria, we will create our own niger delta republic, we dont want to jump from being a minority in nigeria to remaining a minority in biafra

tarryT: How many wars have we fought now? When was the last time we had trouble with the SE?

I completely agree with Asari,.. E. K Clark have made similar comment..

U just have to accept that Boro made a mistake.. The reasons why he took FG to court and later jailed are still persisting.

Boro didn't make a mistake, he knew that if biafra became a republic, we niger deltans will still be in the minority, and ojukwu still had dictatorial tendencies

Tigerhead: I don't agree with Asari. We would have had to fight another war to free ourselves from the south easterners.

my brother na so, i'm not even sure ojukwu will have loved to step down for another person if biafra have suceeded

Should i comment?

Messi's girlfriend was
trying to
wake Messi this morning.
In the
process, she said, "Messi,
Messi,
its 8!"
Messi replied: "They scored
again?"
Girlfriend: "No, it's 8am.
Time for training."

Na God go punish all those nairalanders where dey like defend president Gej, we have endured enough of his shoeless administration, and na God go punish anybody were go vote am again for 2015 elections

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Even if this woman is an illiterate but she achieved her dream. Shes happily married with children. But eko ille is over 30 years and still trolling all over the internet mocking people...

The woman you are laughing at has and is enjoying the best things in this world. You cannot set with her in anything other than hiding under the internet ranting. From the way you troll the net making senseless threads about GEJ and family, its evident your life is miserable. No sane/successful person will spend 90% of their time on nairaland ranting and barking like a toothless bulldog.[/quote]oboy shut up

Nonsense, Even with all the corruption and under development in nigeria, we are still better off, than your so called hamitic or cushitic somalia, im typing this from my apartment in my black country nigeria, while u the so called hamitic is a refugee in another man's country america, if somalis like let them claim to be whites, but one thing i know is that we black nigerians will still be better than them.

Guys abeg na barca them win 7 nil abi na barcelona?

Ebamma :hello prof john
Prof John:who am i speaking with please
Ebamma:u are speaking to his excellency Ebamma, Itamma Adamma, honourable governor of GarriLand
Prof John:your excellency sir, how can i help u today.
Ebamma:i want u to upgrade my nephew's exam result to excellent
Prof John: am at it sir, i'm loyal sir, thank you sir, God bless u sir.
Ebamma:Good, i love that, one day i will make u the vc
Prof John: i'll be very grateful sir
Ebamma:okay

Should atheist head a church?