₦airaland Forum

ihedioramma: THAT IS NOT LOVE . LOVE IS GOOD THING YOU DO TO YOUR FOLOW HUMAN. SHE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH U THAT IS NOT LOVE SHE WANT U TO SIN WITH HER .PLS BROTHER HELP THIS GIRL DONT LET HER LOST AT THIS AGE BRING HER TO GOD'S .PRECH TO HER ASK GOD TO HELP U DO THE WORK , OR U CAN GIVE ME HER NUMBER .U SE ALL THIS DAY GET IT FROM HOME VDO, AND SHE WANT TO NO HOW THE SEX IS LIKE . HELP HER GOD WILL HELP U OTHER WAY .

see gbagauns

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Muah see u poster wata gwan in a jamaican panda,me gal want muah to eat her pucci,Bomboklat Muah tell her wata gwan

Life is too short,the guy is a strong guy,he deserves better but life is never fair

Wait first make the christmas reach before you wish us,na only four days remain

If you bring supersport and african magic to nta we will stop watching Dstv

N T L C=now the looting continues

Joke of the year

Public announcement,Public announcement,Public announcement
another craze man just escaped from yaba left mad people home, his name is ooman, anybody who has seen him should contact the nearest police station for identification and collection

ooman: I am an atheist, a freethinker with no presupposition.
My major aims is to get jesus and mohammed out of Africa, those freaking two are what is hindering our progress. People now prefer to pray than to work.

It is child abuse to teach religion,Islam or Christianity to innocent children, they are born atheists. My human right group is working to stop child religion. If you want to join this group, like us on facebook, serch for Stop Child Religion.

Together, we will eradicate religion out of Africa and bring progress in.

All present christians and muslims can go to hell. Jesus, Mohammed and God too can freaking die in hell.

You dey craze

By killing obasanjo,ibb, bode george and tony anenih,

NTLC ( now the looting continues)

I hope say dis registration no go cost 88billion like the other one been cost?

why nigerian police never put Plc for their name,

EBAMMA ON JUBILATION OVER YAKOWA'S DEATH
i am garrified that some hausa homosapiens are garrivating over the passing away of of governor yakowa, due to this garriate anaethema i thereby plead God to forgive their garri-filled stomach for the do not know what the are doing

Get rich or burn trying

My nigerian of the year is my mum

Na naija be dis if u part with a few bucks to a road safety marshal your medical records will be certified O.K

Should mad men be allowed to use the internet?

Abeg make u share 5 percent of your salary with us my account number na 0058104865 my bank na eco bank, account name na Ebamma Mmamma Ebamma, nothing is two small,

One Da Fool

Going with arsenal vs reading ova 2.5,3.5 and 4.5

She don enter one chance

*Officer : What Is Your
Name ?
*Candidate : M P. Sir
*Officer : Tell Me Properly.
*Candidate : Modape
Pakurumo Sir
*Officer : Your Father’s
Name ?
*Candidate : M P. Sir
*Officer : What Does That
Mean ?
*Candidate : Moshood
Pakurumo Sir
*Officer : Your Native Place
*Candidate : M P. Sir
*Officer : Is It Makurdi
Purum ?
*Candidate : No, Minna Port
Sir
*Officer : What Is Your
Qualification ?
*Candidate : M P. Sir
*Officer : (angrily) What Is
It ?
*Candidate : Metric Pass
*Officer : so why do you
need a job ?
*Candidate : M P sir
*Officer : meaning ?
*Candidate : money
problem sir
*Officer : whats your
personality ?
*Candidate : MP sir
*Officer : would you explain
yourself and stop wasting
my time ?
*Candidate : monacrotic
personality
*Officer : I see no wonder. I
will get back to you
later. . . .
*Candidate : so sir, how’s
my MP ?
*Officer : and whats that
again ?
*Candidate : my
performance
*Officer : MP !!
*Candidate : m-e-a-n-i-n-g ?
*Officer : MP – Mental
Problem

Die another day Timi

As a calabar boy, we always pray for december to come,because from every 1st to the 31st of december the cross river state government always sponsor free shows every night at the stadium or milleninum park complex,but some criminals have taken advantage of this benevolence to rob with impunity.
As a guy who is street wise i will advice any body coming to the festival to do the following

1)avoid taking your phones to shows

2)avoid holding a large sum of money to this shows

3) If you are taking your girlfriend to shows please after the show take the nearest taxi to your abode to prevent your girlfriend from being raped by this hoodlums

4)After the shows please avoid taking the following roads because phone snatchers always lay ambush for their next victim
a)mary slessor b) bogobiri street c) queen duke street d) barracks road

5)beware be warned dont fall a victim.

I have seen all this things happen to people,please if you are visiting calabar for the festival please be safety conscious,calabar is not as safe as the government potrays it.

CanDie style