₦airaland Forum

People reduce their ages when arrested. That old man there is not 19

Nonsense. So we should now pity her abi? Does she know the money of people her own greed has sent to early graves? Moreover, what happened to getting treated in the country.

Obama and the rest of the Democrats tyrants should accept their defeat and move on. Four years is not too far away. America is beginning to behave very much like Nigeria.

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soberdrunk:
Container loading........... Soon one guy in a room with blue light will be telling somebody "Nah stock, handcarry"

You know this. My guys no dey carry last

A twitter user posted these images on Twitter, reportedly taken from a dumpsite in China. The pictures shows a dumpsite filled with shoes that look hardly worn. Check reactions from Twitter users from Nigeria, Ghana and South Africa.

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A twitter user posted these images on Twitter, reportedly taken from a dumpsite in China. The pictures shows a dumpsite filled with shoes that look hardly worn. Check reactions from Twitter users from Nigeria, Ghana and South Africa.

HarveySpecter1:
News is news whether good or bad. Why should the silly military use a war planes when they aren't equipped to use it.

Don't let me transfer the annoyance I have towards those imperialistic, racist and shallow westerners who are tweeting those nonsense about us. Do you have to be unfortunate?

rottennaija:
This looks more like an introductory technology workshop

Third world idea of a factory. God help us

pinkcottoncandy:
i NOR BLAME THE GUY MENH!

If benin man hug you like that, better do dry fasting for 3 days because na your destiny him dey wan conjur so

Ignorance is indeed a disease. Benin Republic not Benin City

This is so touching. Salute to gallantry and bravery on the part of our soldiers. The ordinary soldier in the danger zone, no those lining their pockets from the spoils of war

Yeah. People get good jobs without connections. Nigerians need to emancipate their minds from extreme buffoonery. Hard work still pays

africanusvu:
Frankly.from my experience as an employer of labour.a fresh nigeria graduate is not worth 40k salary.especialy those that graduated bw 2011-2016.notin in their brain.

Don't generalize, sir. Don't.

ndcide:
If he earned 800k monthly and suddenly lost the job after marriage, will they still look out for their daughter?

You have sense jare. That's not looking out, that's greed, avarice and excessive materialism being executed through lack of grace, insolence and discourteousness.

The level of insecurity in Mowe and environs is critical. The police are conspirators and partners. That place is filled with miscreants, cultists and rogues yet the police do nothing about it. I don't belive this story. These guys are just victims.

If girls can have waist trainer, fake butt, padded bras, fake eyelashes, contact lens, fake pointed nose, drugs for bum and boob enlargement, vaginas tightner etc...why can't we have fake abs at least too?

Afam4eva:
Do they have a black version?

This is actually a nice invention considering that some of us have spend thousands in the gym. We don lit weight tire but not even an ounce of muscle to show for it. After lifting the thing sef, food no go dey to take hold body. I no do again, make person no go die throway say him dey build muscly. This jacket is just what i need.

Guy, you just made me laugh out loud for BRT! Na same my story be o. Na drugs many guys dey use. Person go just kill himself on top say u wan sexy. Abeg, get me this jacket o jere

I was watching in horror the other day I saw the Nigerian army spokesman, Irabor issuing threats to Premium Times at a press briefing organized just for that purpose, spitting fire and ordering PT to issue an apology. The impudence, imprudence and arrogance of security operatives here simply amazes me. They see themselves as semi gods and others as mere flies. Let the legal battle begin

I see someone determined to elevate himself from penury into luxury. The story about the tomato trade succinctly highlights his dogged spirit. An attribute I'm building myself to inculcate

Divay22:
You're right...thanks

Any day, ma'am

Divay22:
Nah....I'm just one complicated fellow

Then unknot the complications yourself, that doesn't however stop you from not being your unique self, but one should be balanced.

Divay22:
I am not ready

So, when you're ready you'll just pluck your husband from a tree I guess

God help us guys with the kind of females we see around. I was still telling one babe yesterday that I was very broke and she should help me out. It was a joke actually cos she's still a student. I however wanna see her reaction if I'm actually broke and need help. The next thing she'd say was that I should open my mouth and eat air. That I was funny to be telling her that. I was so disappointed. This is someone I spent a lot of money for during xmas. She later said se thought I was joking that's why she responded that way. WTF.

Why aunty Toyin come squeeze her face like that...dem Force am? Moreover that girl wey turn herself to International observer cum osculation analyst, what's her problem?

Johnnyessence:
I have been watching your blog closely for some months now. What you are mostly reporting is about the tragedy that's happening in the state osun. Well so far you haven't buy vehicle on it. Stop this your report of tragedy report in the state of osun. Osun state is one of the most peaceful state in the world. You don't benefit anything from your blog here but only gain much traffic so that people will be visiting your site often. Stop this reports ok. Ogbeni take good care of his pensioners. I can tamed you as one of blogger that report tragedy all the time.

This grammar is more tragic than the plight of those pensioners.

Methinks this recession is forcing Nigerians to use our senses more. This is commendable especially coming from traditional authorities who many people, including myself, thinks are redundant and too costly to run without contributing jack to the society. I am however glad that they are making concerted effort to curb excesses and wastage in their domain

The title should be " The dangers associated with tattoo removal." You wrote more on the dangers of that than the dangers of getting a tattoo. Barbing is almost as dangerous when it comes to use of unsterilised equipment.

MARKone:
OP man up and go to hospital, if they require u to do HIV test, then do it, but that s#it ain't easy, when one had engaged in series of unprotected sexual activities. Remembered my first test, I nearly died, the lab guy, wrapped my result in a brown envelop, then sent his assistant to call me, I ask the assistant why him no just give u d result to give me, she said no he wants to hand it over personally , Na so I stand up, bail, run commot the place, as I dey run dey look back, Na him the lab guy chook head commot for window, dey shout, "come and take ur result o, Na negative", Hmmm...Na so I cool down, with a smile on my face, jog back go collect my result. Peeps just need to be very careful, 5-10mins of pleasure, can lead to years of agony. Man up and go for the test, and let ur mind rest, and I tell you, you'll come out smiling. Good luck.

Broke into laughter when I read this.

CRAPHA96:
THAT UR GENDER HAS NOTHING TO GIVE RATHER THAN SEX

#Epic

But why are the ladies here tripping? I can see them ranting and cursing the girls here. What they are doing is merely a metaphor for what most ladies out there do. Most ladies would do anything for money or to date a guy with money. They endure abuses, insults, assaults all because they've been promised Iphone 6s or something more mundane. You're also in such chains when you base the worth of a guy on the number of bottles he pops in a club and the fact that he has a car. A car!
Someone once told me that you can get any girl with this formula : Try and buy any camry, wear 4 fake gold chains and wear them at once, then snap yourself pouring drink on the floor. That's all. Enough girls for money ritual don dey

Gordieshegz:
why the heck will a man send a girl to school with an expectation attached to it?
you burnt your fingers expecting them not to turn to ashes...
if you want to do anything for any girl with an aim of marrying her,go and become a king of your clan

He sent her to school because that was the condition the girl gave for him to marry her