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hypertension:
How can someone just die like that...
This life nor get meaning sha
Rip

this your moniker sef you sure say no be you kill am?

Fuckyoumod:
what you don't know is bigger than you sir.

Learn this first, that what you don't know is bigger than you.

I'm supporting the commenter that's why I made use of the cool emoji
just want him to throw more light

sammycarz:
the spiritual controls the physical

kindly explain how this relates to the man's case

thesicilian:
If you voluntarily dropped out as you said, why didn't you write jamb to take up your desired course? And with the level of intelligence you claim, why have you not done anything meaningful with your life in terms of business?
I think you should go and beg your village people to release you from the contract you signed with them.

spiritual manipulation is real bro.
if I share my own story you'll realize this man's own is a joke when compared to mine.

Locapito:
your fellow igbos from other state confirmed it fof me. I also dated an Anambra lady for close to two years and told me point blank that we re just razzling that nothing will comes out of it. Why? She said i should just enjoy it till when it last cos, she can't marry from outside anambra and its their best kept secret in order to protect the secret of the man's wealth from outsiders. Ask ur bondaged mother about ur father's ritual wealth, u'll be be shocked to ur marrow concerning the revealation. Bunch of ritualists.

chai see finishing.
Those Anambra people Sha, I myself have my own share of experience.

Cashsteady:
kebbi I almost forgot about that state

as in eh, never even heard any single news or even crime in that state.

olasaad:
Eyah! Na so village people use style call you back home

sammycarz:
the spiritual controls the physical

lol I can relate. how and why I take drop out I no even know
village people are real oh.
I had to rush back and enroll afresh and graduate before it became too late

Jibrin El Sudan. see his rubber hand

clericuzzio:
Dim Odumegwu was already a millionaire before your father was born and even more educated than your entire generation till date. 5m wouldn't add anything to his wealth.
So take note and rather channel your energy to your afonja tribe

chai omo see finishing

Chibuike21:
#5m wow
It means if Ojukwu had taken FFK to court for ploying his missus he would have died a millionaire. Interesting

hahahaha no allow IPOBS come for your head oh

Amumaigwe:
After all her school lovers chop and deserted, she turned on a ready carwasher for soccur. Anyway Congrats!

the guy na bloody simp.
can you imagine a whole 4 years in the university and they never for once communicated.
apparently the girl was flexing with the big boys on campus and after being jilted she had no choice to settle for this simp.
tufiakwa

Neddstark:
Same with the reviews on IMDB. Eddie Murphy just simply wanted his biggest movie ever to have a sequel.

action scenes dey the movie?

Romanoff:
I am watching the movie now and I can tell you that if you divide the part one into 10, this part 2 isn't worth one tenth of the part 1.

E be like Nollywood movie with two many stars wey just dey catch cruise. They tried too hard with the comedy abeg.

Modified

Every other artist that sang in the movie did an Original song written for the movie, Davido went there to sing Assurance and was still mentioning Chioma's name. At a Royal wedding where the bride is not named Chioma.

The same Chioma you've disgraced internationally.

See, let me just focus on Wanda Vision this weekend.

what's Wanda vision?

Damidave1124:
I'm not a fan of Yahaya Bello, but I like the way he handled Covid19 here, during the lock down, we were all moving freely and going about our daily activities.

Unlike other states where my friends complained bitterly about the lock down, they could not do anything to get money, they were forced to lock their shop for many months.

The only problem we have with Yahaya Bello in Kogi State now is payment of full salary to primary school teachers and local government workers, he has been paying state worker their full salary as at when due.

I know all this because I'm from Kogi state and my father is a state worker while my mother is a local government worker.

you're right

malcom1X:
They shouldn't give to children in schools without their parents consent

lol that your pics is spot on

STEWpid:
WOw!

I no no say did tin still dey o.

Idongesit is having stomach ache and I'm sneezing right now!

Idongesit abadie?

Joyrider404:

you're new on nairaland and you've already known how to use nairaland emoji.
yeye dey smell

Nightalan:
FFK was the only sell-out they could find. No reputable South West politician or leader would have agreed to be part of that charade. They just had to settle for the only political mercenary that can be bought and used.

lmao guy go tag this cartoon for FFK twitter page

Tobrasky:
They were on patrol pround the forest vicinity close to my farm (I won't mention the place for security reasons), but I instantly identified them by their outfits (tall, hefty and all smartly decked out in black fitted tops and combat trousers with green berets on some and red on others, and armed with AK-47's and other assault rifles I couldn't identify). I was over-awed when I saw them as na only hear I dey hear about ESN but I never saw them until yesterday! to cut the long story short I approached them to have a quick chat and express my excitement in finally meeting them, they were polite yet business-like in their demeanor and it seemed from what they told me, that they had just successfully returned from "doing the Lord's work" to paraphrase their exact words to that effect. I gave them some of the fruits from my farm and they thanked me and briskly moved on to take care of other things.

why you no give them money?

nedekid:
It cannot be. Person neva meet olosho, him don pay 45k? Not possible jare. OP is smarter than that. Must be something else.

actually it's 95k

Wilsonorubebe:
Bello cut across as a man of his words, he promised to talk to buhari and now he did.

more reason we should vote him in 2023?

JidennaJason:
Most Warri girls are in the habit of getting pregnant for a Keke napep rider or a bleaching internet fraudster...

After dropping like two kids, they end up getting used and dump and then become full blown runs girls which they see as a means of livelihood and to measure up with their peers.

This thief is just an example of the illustration above. Maybe family, friends and fuçkmates might have given her money to go learn hairdressing, but she rather squander it on one Edafe who supply her Refnol and Swinol.

Hunger has nothing to do with this, cos I know she just want to measure up with her friends.

Go to Ughoton, Ubeji, Osubi, and the headquarters of problem, Ekpan and see how young girls are wasting away their lives.

I don advise taya, but the last one I advised gave me a stern look and say "Bros, who you epp"

though you're a bit harsh but this is the real truth.

IPOBTERRORISTS:
All this jobless criminals beating war drum are actually cowards hiding inside their step dad's basement. No one with a good job or doing business to provide for himself and his families will want war. If you don't have nothing to do, poverty is always knocking on your door. Go and look for manual labor stop threatening us with war. We don't want war. But if you want war with Nigeria, there's one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters.

Namidi cownu and Igboho are Thugs/Killers like Shekau they just wanted to lure poor innocent people into early graves.

Stop been stupid, Nigeria is moving in bad directions for too long until Buhari comes to Govern. The criminal politicians wants to send poor innocent people to die, while their children are studying abroad.

You people are very lucky Nigeria is a democratic country. Go and register so that you can vote. Stop taking weeds all day inside basement and expecting Government officials to come and feed you.

If you're just a troll, doing business, working for the Government or private. And beating war drums on social media Because you are bored, becareful you will be arrested and God save you.

Go and look for girlfriend and chat stop bringing problems upon yourself and you poor families

new moniker registered just today to seek for attention

Kayberg:
Are you writing a story or this is a reality?

he's testing his writing skills

IronGalaxy:
I also heard decapitating people like goats for money rituals is the number sport over there

your signature says it all.
sex starved perverts and apparently the only positive contribution of South Africans to the whole world is to generously distribute Hiv

fake news.

RunzMAN:
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HIV dey learn work for where SA dey....dem like it RAW.

heard hiv prevalence is extremely high in south Africa

fuadbusari:
VICTIMS OF THE ZARIA MASSACRE

when did this happen? kindly post link