₦airaland Forum

flexs:
who dstv help, still dey rock my metro digital cable i watch epl matches even get mojo channel join wwe channel i have them all.just for 3500 a month.abeg dstv go sleep.

FOR REAL?

CELEBRITIES AND DIVORCE...........................ARE LIKE TWINS

There is something fishy in your story. Who was the labourer you sent with the man? was he not part of those working on site too? If so there are other laborers who should knw who he is and where he stays.

hmm...........dis is serious. A 20 year old having his own room ..............

ify84:
Lol. Why then are they producing tissue paper?

I can imagine the brownish color of your boxers

how many comments is the minimum before you pick someone?

why not set a criteria? don't you know you will get more than one person who will need that cash?

it won't change the prices of goods and services. remember in naija anything that goes up never comes down

I just moved into a 3bed room apartment a little far from my former neighborhood. I have only spent 3 days here and no one have my address.

so now, my gf is in school in her finals. I have other female folks but not intimate with anyone of them. now these ones are asking for my address so as to pay me a visit.

let me point this out. these girls are attracted to me, same goes to me too. will I be able to contain myself if they come? because I will give them my address for friendship sake.

there are 4 of them.

VolTOxic:
Most men would have given her a beating, but you kept your cool. For that I respect and admire you. Now to the point, Yes. Please send her away. That woman hates you!

How can your own wife say that horrible thing and spat to you face?! She hates you. She have crossed the line.
You said your marriage is a curse. You are not happy at all. Neither is she. You are not making a mistake. Do it.

You are a true gentleman. You deserve better. You'll find someone to heal your wounds. Don't even waste your time for any shìt counselling. She is not the woman you fell for. That woman is gone the moment she spat. Forever.

kai ! you will make a very bad counselor for married couples. listen to your words "she hates you" "she has crossed the line" "she is not the woman for you". may God forgive you.

if you understand women you should know that from the moment he refused to shop with her, she has been feeling bad and upset, and the only if way she can be calm is by getting her own pound of flesh. knowing you love play station she was ready to pay you back in your own coin.

as for her spitting on your face, I can tell you with conviction that even she did not know when she said those words or when she spat on you. anger can make us do anything both in action and words. she will regret her action and apologize.

meanwhile mr man, why did you send your story to Nairaland almost immediately this happened. you have not even spent 3 hours with her to see what the next action would be, instead you jumper into Nairaland to share your story.

do well and go back inside and talk to your wife. she is still that angel you fell in love with back in school. bring out that side of her you love.

this made front page?

if your food falls on the ground, do not pick because it now belong to the devil

Ighoga898:
Who cares, like we have not been doing fine way b4 it was introduced

Try it na? There are some consolation remarks that are also outdated, just like this one you are making.

I believe you have watch the movie "LEFT BEHIND"

you missed out #LIKE SERIOUSLY?

laugh ko laughter ni

Unike1:
Before you add him up and later come here to cry foul please read this short article. It is instructive as it was put together by Securities and Exchange Commission(SEC)

http://sec.gov.ng/the-attention-of-the-securities-and-exchange-commission-nigeria-sec-has-been-drawn-to-the-activities-of-an-online-investment-scheme-tagged-mmm-federal-republic-of-nigeria/

Who makes up SEC?

Nice Concept...........but you guys are always on top speed on the express roads. Very risky business i must say compared to the service rendered.

lofty900:
I knew he was murdered cos from the pictures, his legs were touching the ground even though he hanged. If someone hangs himself, his legs are supposed to be suspended in the air

You should have stopped (on the bolded ) na! we all know that the legs are not suppose to touch the floor na

a business that will not involve paying for a shop is what most need

peak ; I no say one day you go make us proud

who is enjoying this dstv latest idea of showing updates on other live matches? for me its interference,. its not Iike i care to see what other teams are playing. make dem revert back to the old style of showing goals during half or full time

omoba stop posting wrong info. that's not arsenal line up

Juliaann:
warris Chelsea?

Man U nop but I like the club, I'm a Barcelona fan tho

I don't believe

Juliaann:
My prediction

Barcelona, Porto, Arsenal and celtic

A chelsea or Manu fan................sorry you aint in the big boys league

ok

When you meet someone for the first time and you find yourself attracted to him or her. This can be online or offline, it doesn't matter. When eventually you guys meet and ofcourse the normal routine is have a conversation. What if you found out your date is the type who doesn't reciprocate. you would ask him/her a question and it would be one or two words, with no sense of trying to instigate a new conversation topic.

Or all he or she does is press their phones while you do the talking, and all you hear is hmm hmm, huh huh, okay, yes, .....this is sooo annoying.

How do you feel in such situations?

Here is a story i like to read and i'm sure you guys would love it too.


I met this girl at the mall or something, and I asked her out on a date. She said yes, and I agreed to pick her up at 5pm on friday. It’s integral to the story that I explain to you that she is not deaf, and she was in fact holding a conversation with me the day we met.

I park up and call her as i’m walking to the door. She picks up without saying anything, I say “hey i’m here, i’m walking up to your door”, she hangs up.

I ring the doorbell, her father opens the door. He says “Hello”, then turns and yells for his daughter. Take a note here, her father said exactly one word to me.

After a couple minutes she turns around the corner and miraculously she’s on the phone again, with someone else. Never found out if it was a guy or a girl, I didn’t really listen to her conversation, I was busy crying internally.

We get in my car and begin the 25 minute drive to a really fucking nice restaurant. This bill was going to run up close to $150, so you can understand my actions later. She eventually hung up, after 15 minutes, and immediately switched to texting. She didn’t look up from her phone for the rest of the drive. I tried to make small talk. I was asking her about her family, her classes, when she moved here from ___ (I don’t remember where). The most I got out of her was a half-hearted “hmm”.
I park up next to the restaurant. I could see her staring at the valet wondering why I didn’t get valet, but she didn’t say anything. At this point, her father said more words to me than she had, and all he said was hello.

So, I get out of the car. She doesn’t. I walk over to her door and let her out, she steps out without thanking me and continued texting. I got back in the car and drove away. To this day i’m not sure if she noticed me leave. She never called me angrily, she never texted me asking where I went, that was the last i’ve seen or heard of her. You can be damn sure i’m not spending $150 to be ignored for another hour. Bitch, you can call an uber. (Oh_my_god_dude_chill)

Before i make my comment, no body should talk anyhow on what i am about to say:

I spent one year in akwa ibom between 2012-2013. In ikot ekpene to be precise, and from what we know, Akwa ibom and calabar are 5 and 6.

My observation during my one year in akwa ibom is this: envy, wickedness and hatred is filled in the land. Even among-st the natives, talk less of strangers. I know its not all of them but most of them have bad minds.....kai !!!! let me stop here because i dont want to remember my experience with the natives during my time there.

This story is definitely true if its from that state.

when you go to Onipan foot bridge you will see them. i wonder why they always go on green attire? seems they are all connected to one source who uses this sick and handicapped children to trick Nigerians.

I might decide to ask them their ID when next i see them but trust Naija, this burst up would have reached their ears, so i wont be surprised if they produce a fake ID card

Wadeoye:
Does this guy has any job doing at all? He listened to this, he listened to that. Is this all does for a living?

May this country change permanently so the likes of this loud mouth will be forced to go farming.

if you have nothing better to say, you keep shut

who needs the lie detection test most? naija police

its not a must you say anything to her. for instance you stay alone and you have a female visitor who like you. If the guy likes her and doesn't feel desperate to want to bang her, he can decide to play the "ignore her", as in DON'T TOUCH, DONT CARRESS, DONT INITIATE INTIMACY. Just treat her like a guest and laugh and also make her comfortable. She will be wondering "when is he gonna make the move?"

Most gal would feel, "he has someone serious", or "don't i look attractive enough"? you know that sort of situation.

This is something i would like to be good at. Making them feel they aint important eventhough both of you are indoors alone.