Adekorya:
My brothers from SS/SE at work

Bt dem no tell me say nah island show dey

Make I call dem to collect my share b4 dem finish it.

But how can sum1 tink he can buy NokiaX2 brand new for 3000?

I was once a victim. It can happen to the smarted dude here on nairaland. This is their modus operandi. The guy showed me the phone, it was fairly used. He created the impression that selling fairly used fones is illegal hence they want the deal done discretely. He showed me a good phone, I tested the phone with my SIM got confirmation of my internet setting from MTN. So I was sure, it is original I then paid N6k. For the fone. The market value for the new fone was 24k, he quickly disagreed that what he bargained with me was N20k. I got angry collected my money and my SIM and walked away, he quickly swaped the fone with the fufu prototype and came chasing after me and pleading that I should offer him N6k plus anything. And he would offer me the fone, he constantly reminded me that police don't like them around the market to create some kind of urgency, I quickly collected the fone and offer him 7k, he immediately dissappered without reconfirming the money I gave him, I actually offered him the same 6k, thinking I was smart. Then I walked away to avoid being noticed by police. When I tried putting the fone and it refused to come on, I opened the back of the fone and noticed it was packed. Full with a smelly white substance, I looked up and noticed the entire market was staring at me and laughing hysterically I felt . I never told my wife or anyone that happened to me.

khattab008:
Abuja - President Goodluck Jonathan Sunday expressed the fears that his wife might divorce him because of his decision to allow the process of the just concluded election go on to its logical conclusion without interference.

Speaking at a thanks giving and farewell service in his honour at the Cathedral Church of the Advent Life-Camp, Gwarinpa, Abuja, President Jonathan cited the case of the former South African Apartheid leader, FW De Clerk whose wife divorced him for taking the decision to end the minority rule in the Republic of South Africa.

President Jonathan who expressed appreciation to Nigeria and Nigerians for giving him the opportunity to serve at various capacities reiterated his willingness to make the ultimate sacrifice in the interest of the Nation.

He said: “I believe there are reasons for everything. Some hard decisions have their own cost, no doubt about that. That I have ran the government this way that stabilized certain things, the electoral process and other things that brought stability into this country. They were very costly decisions which I myself must be ready to pay for.

“Some people come to me and say this or that person is he not your friend that benefited? Is it not your government that this person benefited from? But this is what the person is saying. But I used to say worse statements will come. If you take certain decisions, you should know that those close to you will even abandon you at some point. And I tell them that more of my so-called friends will disappear. When FW De Clerk took the decision to abolish minority rule in RSA, even his wife divorced him. I hope my wife will not divorce me. But that is the only decision that has made RSA to still remain a global player by this time. If we still had that minority rule there, by this time, nobody will be talking about RSA.
“If you take certain decisions, it might be good for the generality of the people but it might affect people differently. So for ministers and aides who served with me, I sympathize with them, they will be persecuted. And they must be ready for that persecution” he said.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/2015-elections-i-hope-my-wife-will-not-divorce-me-jonathan/

It was de clark who asked for divorce and not his wife. His wife even begged him not to divorce her. GEJ these your aids have not stop feeding you with lies and you too cannot fact finds what they tell you. How long would it take you to learn from your mistakes. Beside, de clark divorced his wife more than 4 years after he left. Mtcheew...

MichaelSokoto:

www.punchng.com/news/my-ministers-and-i-will-be-persecuted-says-jonathan/

It was Fredrick de clark that divorced his wife, it is not Merika the wife who divorced FDC. I wonder who feeds Mr. President with lies. Can't you just google what they tell you...In 1994 FW de Klerk began an affair with Elita Georgiades, the wife of Tony Georgiades, a Greek shipping tycoon who had allegedly given de Klerk and the National Party financial support. FW and Marike's marriage ended in 1998 with FW announcing on Valentine's Day that he intended to divorce his wife of 38 years.[6] Marike was opposed to the divorce:'If you change your mind, I'll forgive everything - up to 70 times seven.' However FW replied: 'I'm certain about my decision. Stop hoping.'[7] F. W. de Klerk married Georgiades a week after his divorce to Marike was official.

In 2000 she faced further emotional upheaval when her relationship with her fiance and businessman Johan Koekemoer, collapsed. When the media revealed that he was facing impending bankruptcy, Marike de Klerk defended her fiance, but soon after he faced a nervous breakdown and checked into a Pretoria clinic. In the later years of her life, she battled depression.

tbasejones:
This boy was found along Lagos Ibadan express this afternoon but couldn't express himself very well. His name is success .That is the only information they were able get from him. He's presently at Ibafo Police Station in Ogun state in good health and under the custody of the Nigeria police Force in case anyone knows him...

Thank God. Safety first. Enjoy my boy. I had a similar experience when I was 5. I was shoping with my mum in the very busy kano market, got carried away watching monkeys and loss sight of my mum. I wept bitterly. Luckily GMB and Idiagbon came visiting...

datribune:



Bros u ar wrong. It's actually a cartel of PDP fronts, cronies, govt sponsors & scions of PDP chieftains.
What most nigerians don't know is dat d subsidy bazaar took a turn 4 d worse when Ahmadu Ali became chairman of PPPRA. Prior
to his appointment in 2009 there were just 49 importers. Ahmadu Ali single-handedly raised d number frm 49 importers to 140 between 2009 & 2011 & d subsidy payment ballooned frm N421.5b in 2009 to 2.19 trillion in 2011. One of those arraigned by EFCC in d subsidy scam was his son, Mamman Nasir Ali who runs Nasaman Oil Services. Another is Mahmud Tukur, who runs Eterna Oil and Gas Plc & is d son of Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, former PDP chairman.
dis monumental rape of our national patrimony is true to character of d utterly corrupt, despicable & dysfunctional PDP's way of allocating import licences & sharing our national wealth among cronies, fronts, govt sponsors & party chieftains.

And all this happened under the nose of our president. "Little wonder he said he was in bondage" so clueless and somebody said GEJ till E0WC...mitchew

Raymondfayowole:
Wat is d solution naw....cos #1200 for 5 liters no b beans oo

I got 5 litres for N2500.00

Deluded. From 22 million votes in 2011 to 12 million votes in 2015. Buhari moved from 12million votes in 2011 to 15Million. The difference is clear. You lost the election because you are deluded not because GMB was better. You lost 10million supporters, 7 out of these 10million did not vote while the others supported GMB to despise you.

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my RoLE MODEL!!

Becareful, I saw an unclad lunatic this afternoon, around wuse round about, rythmatically screaming GEj my hero! Fayose my role model. I pray you won't join him soon.

baybeeboi:
what is Tonto Dike?

Toto is honeywell
Dike is joystick

CFCfan:

I was wondering too. There is no need to separate the offices of the Attorney-general and minister of justice. Just like it's done in the US, the title "minister of justice" could be dropped.

I concur but they should make it impossible for the president to unilatarally sack the A G. Just like the INEC chairman to protect and guaranty his objectivity.

Khalessi:
Shut up you sell outs...am an Igbo and a Nigerian. Stop with this Biafra nonsense!

When the west voted for GEJ in 2011 they were not sell out.when they voted for Buhari now, you are here crying.

Mama Peace don divorce GEJ o. Where is she? She did not even vote? Was she voting in portharcourt? With which PVC? Maybe she is planning to shift her base to rivers so she can become mama peace to wike as the incoming governor. -IS she power drunk?

Agreed that Oba misyarned. Agreed the Ibos reacted and overeacted. But this article is rubbish and senseless for the following reasons:

1. People are daily robbed at that same scene, before my friends wife was robbed there, 3 years ago.

2. The police and people who are conversant with this spot would confirm this to you, even at the Police station.

3. I am sure the police explained that to him the same way they explained to us years back and their effort at staying there during traffic peak period.

4. Its very incensitive to politicize the evil menace affecting the masses for which we expect you to fix and thus the reason we voted you last 2 weeks.

5. This is FFK and Lai mohammed propaganda style we detest. And can cost you in the next election come 2019.

6. This is why Gej said stealing is. Stealing, corruption is corruption and people qouted him out of context, is. Assasination attempt not different. From robbery

You were robbed, simple. I have been robbed in similar manner at Toyota, 5 star, Ikeja,Outer Marina, Mile 2 oke and. Eko akate of. Amuwo odofin

Agreed that Oba misyarned. Agreed the Ibos reacted and overeacted. But this article is rubbish and senseless for the following reasons:

1. People are daily robbed at that same scene, before I my friends wife was robbed there, 3 years ago.

2. The police and people who are conversant with this spot would confirm this to you, even at the Police station.

3. I am sure the police explained that to him the same way they explained to us years back and their effort at staying there during traffic peak period.

4. Its very incensitive to politicize the evil menace affecting the masses for which we expect you to fix and thus the reason we voted you last 2 weeks.

5. This is FFK and Lai mohammed propaganda style we detest. And can cost you in the next election come 2019.

6. This is why Gej said stealing is. Stealing, corruption is corruption and people qouted him out of context, is. Assasination attempt not different. From robbery

You were robbed, simple. I have been robbed in similar manner at Toyota, 5 star, Ikeja,Outer Marina, Mile 2 oke and. Eko akate of. Amuwo odofin.

Let us call a spade a spade.

Agreed that Oba misyarned. Agreed the Ibos reacted and overeacted. But this article is rubbish and senseless for the following reasons:

1. People are daily robbed at that same scene, before my friends wife was robbed there, 3 years ago.

2. The police and people who are conversant with this spot would confirm this to you, even at the Police station.

3. I am sure the police explained that to him the same way they explained to us years back and their effort at staying there during traffic peak period.

4. Its very incensitive to politicize the evil menace affecting the masses for which we expect you to fix and thus the reason we voted you last 2 weeks.

5. This is FFK and Lai mohammed propaganda style we detest. And can cost you in the next election come 2019.

6. This is why Gej said stealing is. Stealing, corruption is corruption and people qouted him out of context, is. Assasination attempt not different. From robbery

You were robbed, simple. I have been robbed in similar manner at Toyota, 5 star, Ikeja,Outer Marina, Mile 2 oke and. Eko akate of. Amuwo odofin.

Let us call a spade a spade.

If this is true. She should go and apologise to Chris and accept any discipline from him. If she doesn't. That's the begining of her downfall. Ask GEJ.

mulattoclaro:
Islam is the problem of the world. Tell me one country where they are muslims and the people there live in peace? Islam is a cancer that has to be badly removed. Imagine the world without Islam and these terrorists called muslims? Prophet Mohammed is gay and a pedophile. Bleep the Quran and everything Islam stands for. All terrorists are Muslims. A ban should be placed on Islam for the world to have peace.

Dubai

Saudi

Kuwait

If the man has fucck another woman before. He should accept her back. Both of them are even. But if not, he should ask himself why his wife would prefer another mans abunna to his own. If you funk your wife honeywell hard she won't beg for more from another man.

kristisking:
Tinubu is always speaking with both sides of his mouth.Has he forgotten about the various scanders.Tinubu is one of the most corrupt nigerians.He is not qualified to accuse anybody of corruption.This is the same man that once accused Buhari of corruption and a sectional leader.How come he and Buhari suddenly become saints.These politicians think they are acting movies.My advice to nigerians is that they should not entrust the affairs of this country in the hands of people with questionable characters.If we do,we are doomed,God forbids!

Your point here further buttresses the fact that GEJ is incompetent and clueless. For each day Tinubu is still out there instead of being in jail proves the gross incompetence of GEJ to prosecute a man you all know is corrupt. I weep for you.

egift:


There are so many, but the question is will they also bring in more votes. Election is a game of numbers. With PDP rigging, use of force, fat wallet and more, APC will need all the votes possible to even secure a slim victory.

So there is only one attempt at getting it right. Apart from APC party campaign efforts, one team that can attract most votes in today's Nigeria, is a Buhari/Fashola Ticket.

All it is a fact that anyone who tell you he will not vote APC because they presented a Muslim/Muslim ticket, has already made up their mind not to vote APC, irrespective of the eventual candidate.

Jonathan already has the sympathy, sentiments, greed and selfish voters. To win,
APC need to target those who will vote for patriotism, competence, vision, independence, diligence, growth, development, etc.

APC have loads of wise men who thinks better than your awkward tots

Caseless:
Jst out ignorance, we've applied religion wrongly as a people. I think if we trully understand religion and what is stands for and what it preaches, it shouldn't deny us good men like fashola and Buhari as VP and president respectively.
See wetin religion don do us abeg...

Unfortunately, it is not religion. it is a kind of corruption called nepotism. Nepotism is patronage bestowed or favoritism shown on the basis of relationship, as in business and politics: Tinubu prefers Muslims and installed muslims as governors of all the APC states. Are there no Smarter Christians in the Party? Is Fashola Smarter than Pedro? Are there no Smarter Christians? Now that it is hurting them, they are now complaining. Its sad that your greed has robbed your party and perharbs the nation. This is got nothing to do with religion. Let Tinubu and the party system that Installed all Muslims Governor be blamed. Let the Party Installed all Christians Governor for just 2hours and see what the reactions of the intolerable muslims would be. As much as I would like to see GEJ defeated at the pools, I would prefer Buhari/a Christian ticket or let GEJ mediocrity reign forever to spite TINUBU and his unnecessary religious bias (Something even the boko harams wont do). Very soon you would see them running to redemption camp e.t.c for Christian endorsement. For every 1 Fashola, there are a million Leke Alder, Pat Utomi, Olakunle Soriyan, Fela Durotoye...just to name few...

Zakkyoz:
Use your instinct. Quit when you are fed up. Marriage is designed to be enjoyed and not endured.

Even if you are single or never married and would never get married you must still endure and enjoy life. Life is both negative and positive.

ARE YOU HAVING FERTILITY

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Waec should classify results by private and public school before l comment

Show us evidence that the letter was dispatched.