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Eleyigidgan:
The way you dey take RUBBISH this ASUU ehn if them luckily come get your details then e comes worse you come be student omo i for pity your life

omo jjuanmiguel dey always dey rubbish them e dey insult them scatter and he no dey shift ground. i presume d guy been hear weeee for lecturers hand e no send their papa d way he dey rush any ASUU topic with okada ehn

TheboyGhost:
Baba na the Girl help you

You weh no fit fuel car ? Come get 500k suddenly to make move

no mind am. he wants to dump the girl after he helped her. guy woman seized all his property

why didn’t the policemen retrieve ur property free of charge?
she must have showed transfer debits and chat where u borrowed 100k for travel

u wey no fit maintain ur car again

JONSYN7154:
fear Benin girls, I agree with you

But saying imo girls I go disagree with you die.
My wife is from imo, mbieri while am from Benue and she's an angel. To that I can testify 100%

you’re just lucky. many have had it worse

Ehismarkninetee:
This is a true story- it happened to me …..

I met this girl through a friend- i collected her contact then we started talking, I was a NYSC corp member at that time. All through my service we weren’t able to meet because of the distance from kogi to Benin, she was living in Benin. After the end of my service I came back home, I rented an apartment in benin, this is where the whole drama started. This babe kept insisting to come visit me, but I was avoiding her, I didn’t want her to visit me, because I didn’t really like her that much, and I know if she comes to my apartment, I must have sex with her, and you know naija babes nah, once you Bleep automatically you are already in a relationship with them. Secondly my apartment was not fully furnished. Fast forward to after I was able to fully furnish my apartment, the urge to invite a babe over increased. That was when the devil strucked. I remember it clearly, as if it was just yesterday. It was Saturday morning, around 9am I just finished eating my Eba and Egusi soup I made the previous day, I was playing burna boy’s African giant album on my LG home theatre, feeling all grateful, that was when I heard a loud knock on my door, I wondered who it might be at that time. So I look through my window, to my greatest shock it was the NIGERIA POLICE FORCE. Oh boy! Na once shock enter my body. After much knocking and banging on my door. I decided to open the door for them. Naso I hear one heavy slap for my face. My brain reboot instantly. I found myself in the police detention because of obvious reasons(yahoo). Now this is where the whole story really starts from.. This babe kept calling me as if she knew I was in police detention, the IPO was forced to ask me who she was, that I should pick the call. So I picked and and I told her what happened and where I was detained. Omo, before 30 minutes this babe Don reach come police station o! After much bargaining she paid 70k for my bail. I cannot forget the beating I received from those IRT people, after my bail, she had to follow me home, imagine the house wey I be not want make she come. I will not forget the beating I received from them o, when we got home that was when I realized that I could not sit up, it was like my waist has shifted. Naso the babe come stay overnight. One night turned to two, two turned to one week, one week turned to months oo. This babe eventually became my girlfriend. Six months later, the babe has practically moved in with me. Omo, her strong head too much o. I forget to tell you guys that I refunded the money for my bail to her o! Naso we come Dey o. Infact meself e com be like say I come love her. But sometimes my eye go clear, I will ask her to still go back home, it will turn to a big fight, one time I had to even leave this house for her.
Fast forward to the “break up” A year later. Things were very bad for me. To even fuel my car was a big challenge. So I knew I had to make a move. I decided to travel to Ghana, her brother was also in Ghana at that time. I made all the arrangements enter road. I got to Ghana, few months later, I had to let this babe know that I was no longer interested in the relationship. I begged her to try understand, because I don’t intend to settle down anytime soon . I thought she took it in good faith. It was when I sent my sister to go to my apartment, because I dropped my spare key with her, to help me snap my driver’s license and send to me . I was shocked when she told me that the key could not open the door. So I immediately called this babe, Na there the war start o! First the girl went to apartment, break the lock and changed it. She took all my credentials, including my certificates from school. She took everything. Omo this babe say until I come back home to tell her why I broke up with her she nor go release my documents. My folks had to report the case to the police, this babe come begin Dey lie o, she say na she borrow me money wey I take go Ghana. Say I Dey owe her 500k. Naso police come say I must pay her the money. My brothers and sisters to cut the whole long story short. I come pay this girl 100k before she release my documents o! I nor know say to break up with babe na war ooo!

fear benin girls

afta benin girls, fear imo girls

but baba how u take get money travel cos u were broke before u travelled. u sure no be that girl reason u transport ?

Angelfrost:
Well, at least he has stopped deceiving himself.

Many are still in the closet, even here in Naija!

like you

TastyFriedPussy:
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Rich4god:
Why do all homosexuals like to demand for special right and attention. If you are gay, be your gay in your house don't always come out and rub it on our face.

There people are smokers, some are mast*rbators, but they don't come out screaming for govt to gv them any perceived right

they are paid to come out as gay.

influencing people. haven’t you heard of influencers?

LonelyLucifer:
No

I ignored your yapping as obviously Federal government does not have the power to sack up to 7000 lecturers at once.

no worry, i’m receiving intel the strike will be called off before tuesday.

you get luck

Jolene201:
Yes that's true..

how will you get the trending keywords?

she has big belle

see her vagina shape

Jolene201:
Craft..?
Well that's a lot..I just write them as inspired. Then proofread and arrange it properly.

you need recent trending keywords to insert into your book. so that you’ll have buyers. if you don’t use keywords nobody will find your book

Legendforte:
Of course. The union is punishint the masses to shame APC. SMH......

thank you comrade

2023 gunshots go hot well well

plenty ballot snatching go dey

emmy512:
Plus a session free of fees and dues.

thank you very much. if FG doesn’t want this then they shouldn’t pay ASUU for 8months of not working

Macphenson:
APC is just a failed government. Am wondeng why Tinubu is not telling Buhari what to do.about this strike since. he haas the majic wand to fix Nigeria, or delibrately wants Buhaari to fail so he will see what to ix.

Just wondering

tinubu won’t urge government to sign what he will assume presidency, to decline.

Legendforte:
CONUA AND NAMDA has come to stay. others shovjd gear up. Engr and tech teachers, law and allied health teachers should bring up their distinct unions.

exactly. any union that wants to cripple Nigeria should be divided

Jolene201:
No special techniques.. Amazon is self publishing.

so how do you craft your stories?

Nigerian academics acting as if they’re not wicked before

useless sex for grade and sorting lecturers

System202:
why are u always abusive angry are u sadist

the hate you give Nigerian youths

System202:
It's obvious that Buhari and ngige are anti tinubu, so they are trying really hard to spoil his chances by fighting ASUU. but it seems to me that uchins dont want to understand instead they focus on obi and so on

shame on your education

Angelfrost:
So, you are letting the government off the hook even after their failure to abide by a signed agreement?!! Why?!!

buhari should deal with ASUU
amen

Jolene201:
Nothing happened..I abandoned it too quickly .I got busy with other things..I'm definitely going back to it though.

do you have any publishing techniques ? we can learn together

System202:
ASUU this ASUU that, seriously ASUU should be thanked for keeping lazy youth like u busy

shut up you illegal union

Jolene201:
Well... not so good for me. My fault though

what happened? pls educate me

when you people were over-admitting beyond university capacity and selling admission slots for 200k you didn’t know

generalbuhari come and see

if you victimise a student, the old days of students hiring cultists and paying them to deal with you on your way back home outside campus will come back

idiot get mind call their agitation patriotic struggle

all their points are petty and outright useless

dying sounds of a dying dog


God bless CONUA the new bride of Nigeria Academic

madridguy:
A gay with two children.

em dey fûck both man and woman
greedy bunch

the guy go want fûck cristiano ronaldo

LonelyLucifer:
Hmm.....

you have been advised..