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Girls be like : when I'm 16 I would like to date Wizkid or rema , 17-22years I would like to get married to a rich politician, an oil worker or a celebrity, 25-35years :civil servant doesn't sound like a bad idea, 35-40years :teacher, plumber , electrician, chemist after all na God dey give handwork , 40-50 : nna, man na man oooo . I go take am as I see am . After all cotton and wool na still body e dey cover . Nwoko bu nwoke!!!!! 50-60years: e be like say oil dey my head , I just have that feeling God is sending me on a mission . My calling is divine and na holy spirit stamp am!!!!!!  During this time era u will be hearing songs like   Jesus I will be your friend, in any condition I will be your friend , no matter the situation I will be your friend..... Dem tell u say Jesus dey find bride!!!!!!!!! 60 years downwards : kemi olunloyo syndrome for don enter body ............. Abeg to the ladies out there or here on nairaland , forget all these things you want. Situations are not permanent , they are meant to change. Always go for guys that hustle legitimately, guys that got vision and trust me money will follow. 100million without a vision will lead to permanent poverty but a guy with vision will never run dry . Las las we go dey alright ........

Girls be like : when I'm 16 I would like to date Wizkid or rema , 17-22years I would like to get married to a rich politician, an oil worker or a celebrity, 25-35years :civil servant doesn't sound like a bad idea, 35-40years :teacher, plumber , electrician, chemist after all na God dey give handwork , 40-50 : nna, man na man oooo . I go take am as I see am . After all cotton and wool na still body e dey cover . Nwoko bu nwoke!!!!! 50-60years: e be like say oil dey my head , I just have that feeling God is sending me on a mission . My calling is divine and na holy spirit stamp am!!!!!!  During this time era u will be hearing songs like   Jesus I will be your friend, in any condition I will be your friend , no matter the situation I will be your friend..... Dem tell u say Jesus dey find bride!!!!!!!!! 60 years downwards : kemi olunloyo syndrome for don enter body ............. Abeg to the ladies out there or here on nairaland , forget all these things you want. Situations are not permanent , they are meant to change. Always go for guys that hustle legitimately, guys that got vision and trust me money will follow. 100million without a vision will lead to permanent poverty but a guy with vision will never run dry . Las las we go dey alright ........

Girls be like : when I'm 16 I would like to date Wizkid or rema , 17-22years I would like to get married to a rich politician, an oil worker or a celebrity, 25-35years :civil servant doesn't sound like a bad idea, 35-40years :teacher, plumber , electrician, chemist after all na God dey give handwork , 40-50 : nna, man na man oooo . I go take am as I see am . After all cotton and wool na still body e dey cover . Nwoko bu nwoke!!!!! 50-60years: e be like say oil dey my head , I just have that feeling God is sending me on a mission . My calling is divine and na holy spirit stamp am!!!!!!  During this time era u will be hearing songs like   Jesus I will be your friend, in any condition I will be your friend , no matter the situation I will be your friend..... Dem tell u say Jesus dey find bride!!!!!!!!! 60 years downwards : kemi olunloyo syndrome for don enter body ............. Abeg to the ladies out there or here on nairaland , forget all these things you want. Situations are not permanent , they are meant to change. Always go for guys that hustle legitimately, guys that got vision and trust me money will follow. 100million without a vision will lead to permanent poverty but a guy with vision will never run dry . Las las we go dey alright ........

warrenweste:
no u can borrow 10k and after then 15-50k

thanks

Please I need answers ....

I heard 1k is the highest amount u can borrow

Please nairalanders, I was told I will be able to get a loan without a collateral from online loan platforms. I noticed there are many online portals and most ask for bvn . If anyone has tried borrowing , which did u use and how was the money paid and when.. Thanks in advance

I didn't feel like commenting but I was touched by your story... My brother God has something big for u ,trust me . Ur story is not different from mine . I have invested into what others make profit but no headway, I ventured into gambling . I dug my grave by doing that. I finished service since 2017 but nothing tangible to show. My mates are getting married and getting properties but I have none . But I got the greatest asset which is life . U are living for a purpose thats why your chapter hasn't closed . I bliv God that made u rise back in the days will make u bounce back *2....

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The snail ...... This guy was never an outstanding player...he was just lucky he won lotta trophies

Forgive my typos and errors but im going to be brief ..... There are certain things I have learnt about this COZA rape drama or story. Firstly I learnt Nigerians are 2 faced people , they will always act like they stand by you but they still wait for you to fall to count your flaws and eat you raw. This COZA church in question is not popular cause of the large multitude but the fact it has social presence and it is being flocked by celebrities. From all ramifications most church attenders in COZA attend the church cause of the hype around the church and social presence. The same persons that acted that they care about the pastor were the first to judge him without proper investigation. Secondly I learnt most Nigerians are hypocrites . If you want to quit COZA why come online to announce it to the world , I thought heaven is a one mans race . Some Nigerians be claiming holy like Jesus when they got lot of flaws. If u learnt a lot in COZA why would u change church even if he was found guilty. If you enjoy the word and there is a change in your life , there is no need changing a church and even if u wanna why announce it on social media. Thirdly, Man of God still has the word'man'which means he has got flesh and still got erection and sexual urges. Most Nigerians are over reacting cause busola is a celebrity and fatoyinbo is also a celebrity. I don't support either fatoyinbo nor busola though . But please let's not judge this guy from the view of MAN OF GOD , he has got a dick like you and he is still human.But the way this matter trended on social platforms , if Nigerians act like this towards politicians and looters this country would be great again. Lastly, fear social media . Social media can't be underestimated cause it's sharper than a two edge sword . It can make you or break you .

Rape is bad but y bring it out now after many years ..... I don't stand with pastor fatoyinbo cause he has got flesh like me and he has got dick erection too neither do I stand with busola...if fatoyinbo is guilty , he should be forgiven cause we all have raped one another in life , even life itself rapes us at times.....

Rape is bad but y bring it out now after many years ..... I don't stand with pastor fatoyinbo cause he has got flesh like me and he has got dick erection too neither do I stand with busola...if fatoyinbo is guilty , he should be forgiven cause we all have raped one another in life , even life itself rapes us at times.....

Anytime I try opening olx , it links me to jiji . Any idea about the technical issue or has jiji bought olx finally

stanliwise:
Same here o. They could have.

that's bad market ooooo, and jiji has a lotta rules and u gonna pay for most ads.... I just weak

I tried opening my olx account but it keeps linking me to jiji . Please what's the problem or has jiji bought olx

HARDLABOR:
Am back on nairaland again let all the crooks step down......... It's been a while am not around but we are going to rock this now that am back.......


You don't have to hate on me because the hustle don pay..... My level don change now......


Beggars are welcome on this thread, I've 20k to give away tonight.....

una no go kill me oooo, u rub 10000 naira Vaseline or Palmolive for face,e be like mirror.....if u don make am we go know my man, u still dey hustle like us jawe

Celestial777:
Pity face you be idiot
Which kind thing be this sef.......prostitute won kill her sef
She is.using projected missiles of text at you and you are falling for.it.
So if yoj eventually marry her na so all be male
Childhood friend will be bleeping her
I pity u

Cant u say something without adding abusive words

ladiesreject:
Hoes ain't loyal

lolz

babyfaceafrica:
this OP is very weak..what nansense is this...anything she likes let her do,what is your business?

Bros na weak people dey live to tell the story of brave ones ooo. I gotta be wise and play smart

Jayslicky:
I advise you don't pretend that you are still in the relationship, it will do you and her a lot of good, if you deceive her it may later lead to something bad, she may just kill you for that since she has the courage to try suicide, she may just kill you and kill herself. She has obssessive love for you.

Tell her that you guyz should take a break in your relationship and let you clear your head, put her in this condition for at least six months, you will notice her affection for you would reduce drastically. That girl has not yet discovered herself hence the reason she is trying to commit suicide for boyfriend not even husband.

thank you very much,I appreciate

SmellySperm:
I pity guys that fall in love with naija babes...bro still act normal with benefits, that's all

Thanks

MJBOLT:

you dont want to be blamed for what exactly? she's manipulating you,if she succeeds she will cheat again and this time rub it in your face.let the b*tch kill herself so we can type RIP for her on nairaland

I understand what u mean bro but big body no be big mind. U know when a lady feels guilty and wants to make things right ,she can go as far as doing anything . Moreover the suicide trend right now is high ...... She might be keen on committing suicide or manipulating it, bros I no wan hear shooting bird mama fly away

sherylbakky:
Just go to the nearest police station n tell them everything u just wrote here.

Thought of that but a friend persuaded me not to. He told me not to quit just like that, he said I should act like we r still dating but show less attention . She is gonna get tired with time.

I have been dating this girl for about 4months,sincerely she has been good and she doesn't demand much. I have been loyal for these past months cause I decided to take her serious and shun flirting. I noticed she has been so occupied 3weeks back cause she is always on the phone either chatting or on calls even as late as 12am. I confronted her to tell me the truth if she is having sex outside our relationship , she wanted to deny it but I pressed on. She told me she had a fling with her bestie 2weeks ago in her house. I didn't feel bad cause she cheated on me but the idea of a bestie having sex with her in her house got me upset and she hasn't visited the guy from what she told me. She said that was the only time she cheated in me. I told her its over and since then she has been crying and begging me to come back. Couple of days back I learnt she tried committing suicide and the text messages I have been receiving from her makes me afraid. I don't want her to harm herself or commit suicide neither do I want to go back to the relationship. Please nairalanders,how do I go about this!!!!! I don't want to be blamed after everything when I didn't have bad motives.

femi4:
you lack understanding.....In all thy getting, get understanding

Ybnl is against yahoo yahoo, that's the meaning of "no laptop " part

Ybnl simply means Making money without the use of laptop

u are the one that lacks understanding bro, have u seen poverty die video when those niggas were on the laptop, what does that mean...... Olamide and him cartel na G but he keeps it on a low... Able God listen to that song closely , the intro and some parts of the song exalted yahoo

joyberry:
port Harcourt

are you a naval officer @joy??