₦airaland Forum

ElRazur:
Really? God forbid, I have a mind of mine. It may be good idea to bear that in mind.

i am clapping for you Elrazur; you are enjoying the death of other human beings.
only god knows if you have a hand in this.

anyway, when u will get shot in the a$$,we will post silly comments here.

i am just in a silly mood 2nite

i would

a rich older woman is prettier than a broke a$$ younger one.
even the s e x is good.

have u ever ffuuuckked an older clean and curvy woman? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

priceless

now add money to the equation? mmmmmm delicious

keep an eye on your friend's relationship; if they split,would u please let me know so that i could also place my bid on this sugar mama.
dip her in honey and throw her to me

even a caveman knows what to do in this instance.

fuuucck her in the a$$ before sending her packing

tell him eddy1977 said:dont wait untill the broda travels; start now .
when he is at work,play your cards
test the water
break in the shower when she is naked and apologize with tears,pretend u didnt know she was in
touch her b00b by mistake
send signals now if u want to pound her when the bro is away

i am just being silly

respect your broda, dont eat his favorite dish ( his wife's p00ssy),get your own woman.

hello y'all

leave the poster alone

u dont know his/her culture. arent we all cousins to some degrees?

u who read ur bibles dont u know the story of jacob? he married rachel and the other one,they where both his cousins

i know that the jewish people came from that union.

if i have a cousin who has big b000bs with puffy hard niples, round juicy boottty, and smells like a flower; and who keeps flirting with me,i will hit it.no joke;hit and run.
tap that a$$
eat that taco
pound that fufu

then go to church and confess and fast and give my life to jesus and never repeat it

this explains why nairaland has so many monkeys like mamagee,walestar,p0rnodude, and of course the moderator

is the blond hair a wig,a dye or natural?

u r 27 and the monkey is 32

u started dating him since u were 21
and u havent figured it out yet?

well, just stay with him untill he finds his true love and dumps u like a bad habit

its what happens when u wear a shirt u havnt paid for yet; it get old and fades and u trash it

be stubborn and stay with this baffoon at ur own cost.

since when did the name zack orrgy become zack sin assembly? i did not type that.?

we have some very good actors and actresses,but wrong scripting, poor acting skills, trashy prop-settings, mediocre lighting, stinky make up, horrible sound and of course poor marketing.

we make our movies with toy camcorders and rush into marketing them.

take actors like: zach orgy,RMD,alex usifo,justus esiri,majid mike,oge okoye,tonto dike,ngozi ezeonu, chinedu ikedzie they should be indicted in the hall of fame because they act so nicely, they have what it takes to be the best in the world; but when they play in a movie directed by chico ejiro or kenneth nnebue or damian moses and produced by emmalex enterprise or great movies industries; you know it is crap on crap.



on the other hand,take the likes of crappy baffoons like patience ozokwor,stephanie okereke,stella damass-cus,emeka ike,segun arinzo,ini edo ,muna obiekwe,desmond elliot,mercy johnson,and a few other lunatics oh boy,let the farting begin. ( they are nice people in real life but they dont belong to the movie bizz)

if i could only speak to the movie producers/actors i would simply tell them:

- first,be yourself, dont make your movies as if you have something to proove;( accent,wealth,houses,religion,traditions,love,); we dont feel you.

second- be relevant and simplistic in your movies; we want to relate to you but you make it so hard for us to respect and admire you.

third-take your time to red,re-read your lines;take time in post production to study your material and decide if it is worth marketing. we dont want to load our houses with you shiits.

I am so glad with the screening of nigerian nationals.after what happened with Umar Fa-q muttalshiit
it is only necessary that nigerians be submitted to such extreme treatments.if you dont like it,then stay your a$$ back home.the usa was very tolerant and you slapped them in the face by stiching bobs in your undewear.now its time to harvest.

have been to belgium (brussels,liege,veviers,charleroi,nivelle,antwerp,anvers etc, ) such a tiny country.those congolese mofos are plenty there with their bleached skins and musics.
the belgians r very wicked baffoons.i hate em

hello qpat
do you think i am an slowpoke?
why should I trust you with my money to go to a 3rd world african country?
you havent posted your dependable informations like: website,physical business adrress with a respectable staff and more.
with all the dissapointments we r known for in the world,do you think i cn do business with u??

no website,no office,no testimonials just an advert like this, and you think i would transfer 200 pounds in your account to go to south africa? unless you promise to shave my balls for free.
i think its time msnbc dateline finds out about nairaland.

hello dear
3 kids and wife are a big burden.do u intend to leave them in nigeria and work hard to get them over here? i dont know if that is a wise choice,think twice before you leave nigeria.

the usa is a very unpredictable country.you can succed if you r serious. but think about this:
-do u have reliable connections in the usa? (friends,familly)
-life is very expensive and very hard for first timers.

if u where single,you could come over and marry a fat/uggly american for papers;but u r married,thats kinda tough.
why not just hassle there in nigeria until god blesses you? at least you can go home to your wife and children.

why not use the little money you have to start a small business in nigeria,instead of wasting it on an expensive ticket to the usa?
start a small business in nigeria,then work hard and save, you can eventually send you kids here for school.

just my 2 cents,no disrespect

its good that you have great ambitions to further your education; but be carefull with Russia.one of the worse country for a black man.they hate blacks like hell.
in your shoes,i would prefer ukraine even though its not that different from russia.