₦airaland Forum

This is to announce the death of a brother, son and colleague who died yesterday after a heavy downpour of rain in ekiti. He is survived by elders and daughters of nairaland.

This washed up, good for nothing hundred hand olosho has been taken

The white man don buy market..

Let me no talk again before some slay queen call me hater

He is lean as a result of Hiv and Std he contracted when having sex with Roman goddess.

Now he is poor and Roman goddess broke his heart by running away to dubai

And I have promised Seun I wont masturbate this month.

Why always me

The child is an ogbanje. Always destined to die and wake..

My crush!!

When will you divorce that drug addict

If I talk now, some people will be mentioning me up and down..

But l cant help but talk on this..

Op! you are a fool for coming here to seek sympathy.

A fool for allowing your wife to feed the house.. Either you lost your job or not, always be the man.

You should have used your wife or child for ritual immediately you lost your job but it is not yet late. you know what to do..

during the 1990s to early 2000s, dating a 20 year old lady makes sex enjoyable because the puna is still fresh and tight and the breast is still like iya sidis apple..
Fast forward ten years after 2000s, date a 20 year old lady at your own peril

In short, op please have at least two side chics to serve as substitute till when you find out the winch have been cheating on you

Why are the police and vigilante abusing badoo right to free movement..

They should wait till they caught them red handed before arresting them..

You are an idiot for letting people influence you.. You should have stood your ground and remain fat..

Dont come here and start telling us to contribute for you when you are finally broke o

The husband is a loser.. A disgrace to all men..

Why would you allow your wife to gain publicity before you. Now it is obvious you are not the only one frying her ponyo. What happened to being the head of the home

The unfortunate lawyer should go back and study his undergrad law courses very well. Evans must be free or Kidnapper will fall on him

What about Olamide

Slay mama with zero brain jam a brilliant mama.

What kind of Daddy are you?

It is better your child learn about the act of kidnapping now when he is young with a fresh brain so he can become a master by the time he turns adult..

Dont you want your child to build you a mansion amd buy you a jeep like Evans did his own?

And dont be afraid, if the police arrest your child, deny that child at first, after three weeks, sue the police for 300billion..

Badoo, Baddo

It is unfortunate for them..

The guy has just picked a used olosho

This is unfortunate for Japan because they just wasted their money and unfortunate for Nigeria because the vehicles will spoil in two months

Nonsense!
Why didn't they invite me despite the fact that am using Tecno

Another olosho has been born

our police are incompetent..

All sane people knows that Olamide is the chief of all badoo.

Arrest Olamide and question him, he will name all badoo sponsors..

He has said he is the baddest guy ever liveth..

Why will you leave him without arresting him.. Is it until his other badoo gang kill us all?

Your career has been a failure so far.

I wish you happy divorce in advance.


Ahmed Musa, you think you are doing me, you are doing yourself :-

Are there any other things overrated more marriage, love and family?

They should leave this man alone. Cant they see his face is innocent? He is innocent, please give him food and transport fare

Please mercy divorce your husband so the list will be complete.

You all dont deserve a happy home

In advanced country, Scholarships are more focused on science students..

When will they divorce? I love divorce

JJC skill is an impotent.. Or funke's ponyo is full of grey hairs that it makes it difficult for Skill's prick to stay hard for cunninlus.

Is it not yet time to grant them amnesty?

The Nepa people should be arrested and not Alhaji Usman Dan Fodio..

The Alhaji was only being nice by putting on the generator for his guest after the unfortunate Nepa took light.

How did they expect Alhaji to rape the lady in darkness, he wouldn't see anything..

The Nepa people should be arrested for their nonchalant attitude,afterall Alhaji paid for the service.

My crush..

Her husband is ugly and a cheater and a narcissist and a drug peddler..

Am l the only one who thinks Linda Ikeji is the winner in all these charade??

first, kemi is serving time and linda bailed her once

second, Jim Iyke came to beg her

third, Davido and Wizkid have started turning on each other after they collabo against Linda ikeji.


fourth, the Don jazzy is loving up..


Your enemies shall bow before you. Amen