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Pidginwhisper:
Hahahaha, I been wan remember you Ooooo! Wey SnowCream now. E don tey Ooo, how you dey baba

Pidginwhisper:
Hehehehe, nothing to lose and nothing to gain, so why I go wan lie. I dey gensh steadily either for barracks or for where dem post me..


How many times you don gbensh this yr

BadBradley:
after having unprotected sex with cublers, street bums, artisans, bus conductors and village night guards, the semen that won the race to flagellate edimolu mother's ovum belonged to an epileptic drunk , who also doubles as an idiot with corrupted red blood cells formation.

In all countries where abortions are illegal your abortion would have been approved.

The birth of edimolu has made Nigeria the only country still with sickle cell anemia. His death will increase Nigeria’s health ranking by WHO.

The idiot is having another epilepsy that’s why he needs more time to respond .


Son of a cheap bitch.

Heard the bitch was half conscious the time his epileptic father mounted her.

Someone who should be thanking God for bracing the odds to still be alive as aSicker is trying to hurry his own death

BadBradley:
The cûnt edimolu is now viewing as a guest waiting for me to leave before he types his repeated disses of 40 years When your upbringing is inferior to the basest angora-goat.

Your dead mother’s ghost will be hovering in a cloud of restlessness as she watches her eviscerated son about to join her.

Idiot forming keyboard worrior wannabe with a faceless dude when your uncles who killed your mother are still alive eating three times and peeing on her honourless, tiles-less grave.


Motherless bastard. Nairaland butthurt orphan.

Done for the day until you cross me again.

That time I will speed up your mother’s hell bound ghost to her destination where she will be fûcked with a coal fork by Beelzebub’s 6 dwarf pixies

BadBradley:
'[s]Ehm ref, before we finally wrap it all up , let’s ask what the problem was that heralded the scuffle.

I usually don’t come to thread like this until I got a mention from a girl (Lalas247)who was asked a question who her crush was . That was all it took for the mentally crippled waste of humanity called edimolu to quote me.

True to my guess, the grotesque imbecilic animal has been having a crush on bumbae1 (lalas247). Just take a look at the screenshot below.

1st pic was the slobbering Bozo getting angry and jealous that I WAS his crush’s crush

2nd pic is proof the diminutive dwarf with sickle cell has been crushing on same girl and stalking her all over NL.

3rd pic was the babe-less idiot begging for tips from Nairalanders on how to seduce and impress a girl offline here in Nl.

What a nonfunctional, game-less and hideous hopeless nonentity has the internet been empowering to bicker with people greater than his father.

A dude who has a girl right in front of him and doesn’t know what to do or say. No wonder he is killing himself off over Nairaland girls when they don’t look his way.

What kind of hopeless idiot have I been bickering with ?

Edimolu ‘s fingers are more active than his dick. The coward doesn’t know what to do offline with a girl and always come online to vent his frustrations.


Nairaland Virgin, i bet your dick must have turned sore from constant squeezing by your dirty little fingers.

Envious ogre , Edi.molu the loveless little imp.[/s]

Donaldduke2019:
smiles


Am proud of my parents....sorry if urz are the reason ur frustrated

Big grammars don't win arguments

BadBradley:
[s]irst off, your father outranks me in the love for pussy hence he birthed you fully aware you will be born half-dead imp with sickle cell.

Let’s get started:


By now you should know I don't defend accusations. I simply go for the kill.

Whether you increase my earth's sojourn to 40 or 45 yrs and transfer me through voodooism to Anambra to source pussy. I won't be defending it.

What is fact is that your dirty mother was too c0ck-starved to insist your father run a genotype and you were conceived with mortal brain damage.

No wonder you have been sending pms to random girls on Nairaland.

And your retardêd father is still breeding more worthless idiots at 80 hoping for a miracle to produce an offspring free of his genetical stupidity!

You have repeated 40 yrs old more times than your sickle cell father has ever made your ugly mother cum.

If i am 40 then your mother should be that easy cúnt i bleeped and told my age! Surprised she didn't tell you my month of birth too. Did she miss the path where I would not even allow her give me head without my prophylactic on? The bitch mouth competes with her vagina in odour-emission.

Why are you mad that lala said I was her crush?

We know You are Nairaland serial reject who sends PM’s randomly. A girl indirectly called you ugly here on this thread and you knew she was referring to you because you had PMed her and she eventually added you to WhatsApp only to block you off when your hideous face interfered with her screen alignment.

But what value is a big butt like Lala’s to a epileptic sickler like you?

You will collapse in a fit of seizure if lala adds you up to her WhatsApp

And you want me to keep improvising disses for a brain damaged idiot like you whose life has not amounted to the economic value of the data MB that conveys this very post?

It seems sickle cell anemia isn’t your only birth defect. The hormones responsible for shame was missing in your genetics.


A google rapist who ran to google 3 times when I beat him like the public does a child abductor until he deactivated his TLuzzie account!

A girl says I was her crush and you turned green!
You mention me at every single turn looking for another chance to ease the hurt I inflicted on you.



You talk about recycling diss when all you have to produce is keep repeating I’m 40 yrs.

You talk about achievements when you use a dual SIM Chines phone that couldn’t even take a screenshot accurately.

You are the same dude who confessed your mother was murdered by her own brothers. And you’re wondering why fate brought you to such family?

You’re the living curse sent as a recompense for your parents transgressions.


If you’re born sickle cell in the 21st century it further means the fool you call a mother never attended antenatal during your conception and the bitch is also a condom_non-believer.

Keep getting worked up while I fill NL up with your self confessed history.


You’re the son of a disoriented, hyer-emotive, mentally disturbed, buffoonish retard who allows his love for pussy to be the bane of your existence as a sickle cell carrier.[/s]

Mariinee:
Ediat. Who asked for your surname?

Shoo off, please.

Blackfyre:
God forbid, hypothetically, just choose one?

WrathOfHadez:
And the son of a dead bîtxh wears his alternate yet again .

Eya, I really made you so angry you couldn't even compose your rants properly.

I wish your anger will bring back your dishonourable mother who went to her grave with a chronic ailment knowns as CCD (cóck craving disorder) no wonder the dumb woman was still taking anal-fisting until she was bent like a disfigured question mark " ? "

Words on the street was she birthed you in the open public toilet because she mistook her labour signs for poop signals

And her pussy is still undecomposed after her death as a mark of her legendary whoredom: "Saint prostitute"

I heard tracing your biological father was a rigorous task as the dead bîtxh couldn't remember the number of her clients who did vaginal or anal as she was half-conscious most of the time.

So there's a list of her clientele in her diary where we can get the names of her cheap customers and begin an oral interview of those who fúcked that dead hoe in the anus and those who went in straight...then will have half a chance to know the owner of the inferior sperm than won the race to flagellate your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum

On your mother's gravestone should be written "the unknown prostitute" and her story should be the textbook example of how to die sad, lonely and neglected so much that her surviving child has to vent the frustration of her death on Nairaland.

Whoever murdered her should be rewarded with 7 virgins for wiping out the dirtiest cheapest LovePeddler south West of Nigeria.

Good thing they didn't kill you along with her while you were little, that would have been a mercy death considering how bitter and remorseful your life has become.

Your mother was a failure, a lowclass dick-swapping bîtxh who paid her own bride price from her anal bonuses because your drunken father married her as the line of least resistance

I hope your worthless family didn't bury her with a coffin? The only way she can appease her sins is for her corpse to decompose back to the earth directly as manure so she can reincarnate as green tall grass to be chewed by marauding goats.

Son of a dead hoe!

Don't Bleep with the devil, son. Darkenedbaboon!

Blackfyre:
RegalD
Kreativgenius
Badbradley
Edimolu
Nofavors
Naijaboiy

BadBradley:
[s]So you actually study me to the point of lumping me amongst other wordsmiths here? A couple of those monikers are well known here...

What never stops bothering me is how you lack the decorum to battle someone who has your life history.

You’re a sickle cell sufferer which means mum and dad are both 21st century noncompliant.

You’re a byproduct of inferior DNA from two donors who fūcked like chacma-baboons never pausing to realize they are offloading one little idiot whom Nairaland will eventually adopt as its official orphan.

The miserable thing about your existence is how you manage to local-search lezz to ease off the biological accident that came in form of your life.

Your hopelessness makes me believe in the Big Bang!!! I had believed Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution until I met you and realize every molecular cell in your DNA is inferior to that of an ape.

Here is where I beat you like a market thief, beheaded you like an ISIS propaganda victim and you had to plagiarise postmann’s (TheUmbra) line to stay afloat. https://www.nairaland.com/3935768/why-it-hard-lot-ladies/15#58859349

You’re in love with defeat and the only reason you keep coming back for more brutality is because your mother’s love for rough sex is alive in you.

The bitch knew your unlucky dad was suffering sickle cell but she opened her vagina riddled with louse infested pubic hairs to birth an unfortunate quirk of nature like you.

Your mother missed her chance of winning UNICEF prize award for never having the good graces to guide your Father’s bantam prick into her ass to offload the nutrient deficient sperm that eventually formed a baby born with corrupted red blood cells.


Now admit it, quoting me needlessly, stalking me like a crazed fan and having me whoop you around is the only medication to help you forgot your birth defects and make you live like any one of us.

Nothing you say or do will change the fact that you are born inferior biologically.

You owe humanity the kindhearted of not towing your parents path by burdening us with another child whose ailments has no medical remedy.


I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SUCCEED WHERE YOUR PARENTS FAILED.
Son of the mindless damned[/s]

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

Mariinee:
I didn't quote you, Olumide.

You couldn't even brawl me if you wanted to.
Bye too.

TSOM:
You brought this on yourself.

Next please? Isn't that your mum's cliché when she has countless random countless men huffing and puffing over her serially like a car assembly plant with parts being fixed? "Oga, just ten minutes and you're done. You paid me only #500. Next please?!"

You should know I can do this and no one moniker means anything to me as I'd willing sacrifice any moniker I logon with at the risk of a ten-year forum-wide ban just for the sheer pleasure of causing you pain.

Have seen your mum all day? She's on Instagram broadcasting a live feed of her boobs.

Mariinee:
Permit to laugh.

It's quite hilarious when an ugly person opens his mouth to qualify someone else with an adjective that suits him too well.

TSOM:
You're hoping Lézz would come hard at you with the most scathing invectives and the ensuing back-and-forth would make you bask in the whatever spotlight of attention the envisaged e-fight would attract even at the expense of your psyche taking a thumping.

Here's what would happen: He ( and his) would maybe go hard at you, you'd be drawn and quartered across the ragged pages of this thread like a treasonous thief in the Roman Empire and your e-reputation which you've carefully crafted would be worse off than what it is and , like a wounded rodent left for dead by a well-fed feline, you'd die in your hole of cyber-obscurity.

This is no threat- it's a foretelling.

Lalas247:
1 Crushes NONE ...... before I crushed on lezz

2 my overly friendly nature ( lands me soup sometimes )

3 currently planning to go Maldives

iamJ:
girls will say they are smarter guys will say the same tin

Who cares biko? Argument here wouldnt make a mechanic in owerri a doctor in spain

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Benita27:
Let me share mine 'cause I'm still grateful to God for life.

This happened last week Friday. I was home alone, decided to take my bath, so I walked into the bathroom. Turned on the shower and for those who do, you'll notice that as the water flows; the longer you stay on it, no matter how low you keep the flow, you'd somehow feel choked by the torrent from the water flow. Usually at this point, I struggle to breathe; like I had a cease of breath, then when I move away from the mouth of the torrent, I'd start breathing well before going back into it... It's fun on sunny days. Suddenly I began feeling dizzy the moment I was out and the dizziness got to a point I became unconscious. Wasn't aware of what was happening around my environment as I passed out and fell down with my face hitting the floor. All these happened in less than 5 minutes and when I was conscious, I was in the pool of my own blood with a broken head and broken lower lip. Trust ties to make that effective. I ended up going to stitch my lips immediately with a plaster on my head. Wounds are still healing, will be removing my stitch tomorrow.