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lezz:
[s]all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get used to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tips on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents' marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist[/s].

You don gbagaun again , na "know" not "knows" naa, see kukuma kill me finish, ahan, na by must to type?

i tire for you ooo, u don start ur same story again,

I ask harddon for tips, how e take concern you na? na you be harddon?, abi na you be harddon papa? Abi na harddon dey feed you sotey you carry the matter for head like goat-horn , Your brain still never mature,infact i don vex sef oya i send 100 pms today, and i go send 1000 tomorrow and 10000 the next, now wey i don confirm am for you, chop shiit and die...

Mofo

postmann:
[s]Thy pen is as sharp as a surgeon's knife
Thou merciless monster with a heartless ribcage
Many have fallen behind the walls of thy theater
Their blood flow like a waterfall falling from a great height.

Behold thy new patient
Entrapped within thy walls
Your blade sparkles in the heat of readiness
As he boils in fright, yielding his tender flesh
To the cruelty of your incisions[/s] @

See the werey dey quote himself, Didinrin buruku, you for quote me na!

I bin give you mention deliberately na, i check ur last seen , na 4 days ago, yet you by chance come online today abi come get mention shey?, thundar strike you dead for there...oloriburuku oshi

lezz:
Now he says I am you. Is he suffering form perceptual disturbances or from blurred vision inflicted from my gentle knifing?

You no get sense walai, you just get beef with wisdom, after i don expose you countless times, u still dey quote yourself, ogun faya you for there., clownish-slowpoke

lezz:
[s] Take a pause and read the part I emboldened for you. You're trying hard to convince me ( Nairalanders) you got a girl and you're balling and you finished fucking today it's needless and a show of desperate defending. But of course you felt the cut that's why you began by screaming " try harder".

You're emotional muscles are ill-developed. That's why your a perfect sport for my mental chess.

Like a palace goof or a paid bozo-Arrow. Fit only for pastime amusement

Let me leave you now.

Here's hoping 2018 bring you true pussy to wet your sheets and heal you from the aftershock of your maternal loss.Ruined son of hovering ghost held in limbo[/s].

Convince kor maizevince nii, The mention of my babe pain am, olodo, If i talk about my babe, na ur babe? Abi na me say make e no better for you? To you, having a babe na achievement, well why won't it, when lonliness don almost ruin ur life..no go beg God make e change ur zigzag destiny!

If to say u don achieve ni, u suppose dey cuddle ur wife now or dey catch fun with ur kids..but lailai, devil no gree make u prosper, i just dey pity,u need prayer like kilode, no worry i go put you for my prayers tonight...that misfortune must leave you by force

Pastime amusement? Tautology buruku, See as the werey dey gbagaun for my head, na by force to use grammar...olodo oshi

lezz:
[s]No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting to the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one for 2017, don’t you?[/s]

Pffffttt, shiooor, e no enter ogbeni, try harder..no be everybody be like you, i still gbensh my babe today, we dey enter church together by 10pm go shout happy new year, after that we go gbensh again and again and again till my schlong no gree stand!

Mr fearlez aka postmann, awon ti vaseline crew! Twalee baba, owo meji loke, I sure say u don buy many jars of vaseline, na your left hand go suffer pass, lol, the thing wey you do sotey for 2017 wey no make ur leg balance till now, i wish u godspeed baba, no go marry! Oponu

.Ediaat, no be you dey claim busy before, now u don get time abi? Ode oshi

lezz:
It is tasking having to skip busy routine to give boondogglers a piece of reality but...
Even in a border-less dome like cyberspace , the idea of equality is a farce. Keep the hierarchical classification system untainted by giving your opinion where it is sought.

Common keep kwayet dere, O boy , i too gbadun u , u no dey ever disappoint, ur mumuism no dey ever end, too much talk, you swallow parrot nii? Even nairaland-addict like u dey claim busy, wetin man eye no go see...

Try get sense this new year abeg!

lezz:
Jaksmillioniar, [s]there’s no squawks or scraps. I have never been stirred to engage in a true quarrel here with these rebellious greenhorn Earthlings.

But every over-ambitious underclass commoner needs to be put in his place to keep the hierarchy unpopulated from the unbridled reach of unruly peasant[/s]

Cos na you be nairaland-police abi? Oga go sleep abeegi ,wey u carry nairaland matter for head like weavon

ubunja:
pocohantas will be banned first day at church.
i dont see her kneeling before the man Jesus

Your own sef don do she aint the only f-moniker ya know!

pocohantas:
Don't do this again my guy.
Don't tag us together pls. One thing I don't do is pick on specific people, except you come for me first. So, we are not similar at all!!!!

He can kontinu alone. Thanks...

Errrm, alright then, just thought the frequent back and forth was no longer necessary...

Enjoy dear!

Ubunja and pocohantas, na new year we dey go so ooo, una no go go church..31st, last day of the year..hmmm kontinu

Mr jaks.... Thanks for this piece, i have got hatred for no one but love...

Happy new year in advance, wish you and your family a blissful festive period!

Cc: jaksmillioniar

booqee:
so u don't think its wrong to slutshame a woman you don't know at all..not a known prostitute this time?

Well this is quite different you know, there is always that iota of truth in every rumor...i might be oblivous of her escapades, but some persons might be aware....well no evidence validates this opinions though, but am surprised she couldn't even falsify it!

Am almost sure the guy knows her history, you won't see tantrums like this thrown at some women, for example annie idibia..lol, i could go on and on...

Let the shaming continue,, it makes me smile abeeg

Good morning!

booqee:
I'm glad this topic was even created by a guy.. that means there's still hope.

I talked about this in the oritsefemi thread..

my own point is even about men who insult women they don't even know at all on social media (nairaland inclusive). When there's a normal argument on even sensible matters..next thing you call her olosho to score points because you have run out of other words to use to pass ur message. At least it's a different case if u know the person and she's a confirmed prostitute. But someone you don't know at all..it's totally wrong to just call her a prostitute because you want to win an argument.

what did you expect? Some idiots already started quoting me calling me a slut as well for saying it's wrong to slutshame women.. One even had the effontery to ask me about my sexual status before I got married after he also called me a hoe.. I just shook my head.

You don carry ur mattas come here again, abeg dey go

YoungDaNaval:
Nna I tire ooh! when them call we guys broke we dey complain? Naija girls and victim card though!

E weak me no be small, As in ehn, asides nairaland, it is the usual trend on all social platforms...

To them we are broke!
To us they are hoes....i think that settles it jare..

Very emotional set of beauties...Victim card my flat-ass,

error4040:
thanks mate! already refixed

Yes man...your comment got my rib-cracking...savage you are!

error4040:
"I FELT SO BITTER ALMOST LIKE CRYING"

LoL you should have Cried na..... Dude sheza HOE!!! a hoe would forever be a WHÔRE!!!

&
Please Next time do STFU!

Fixed that for ya!

I cannor laugh finish abeegi

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Without mincing words, Since you have taken it upon yourself to speak for oritsefemi, you had better get to business already, You have a long way to go though, start your preaching from 2go and walk your way up the ladder till you get to forums like this! I hope you do get paid for your troubles!

That being said, i do not know if she is a hoe or not, i do not care, she aint my wife, am i the one hitting her cookie-jar? But let people's opinion prevail abeegi...am sure everyone has a reason to that...

I don't think calling a blind-man "blind" is an insult!

Sirthisthickkal

You are a bastardized and molested boy, even your father was better off, at least he wasn't regarded a coward before his untimely death....

You thought me to be a random dude you could challenge right? You asked for it anyways.... I quoted you initially to go sleep or create your own forum, which to me wasn't an insult... But your offline-troubles pushed you aimlessly like a visionless-man to vent your anger on me..... Incompetent-fool

Demented-cow, ogun kill you if you do not charge at me like a deranged-bull that you are, depraved-lunatic...

I have your time today son, see as I dey bully you... Lol... You sef fight back now... Ode oshi

samyfreshsmooth:

lmao


my broda i tire for the bros too o


the idiot say na becos of peace he dey beg the girl


when e dey fight dey shout like goat e no know say something like peace dey ...

cladez

I guess it is another subtle-attempt at seeking validation from an f-moniker...you act all ghetto and hardcore initially, then mid-way you become apologetic hoping to be a friend or what exactly?

If you like girl, tell am straight up, no biggie, and stop using stale-measures like we are in 1820s...

Cladez you fall my hand who knows cladez might fit into the bounds of asslicking too in the future...never can tell

samyfreshsmooth:
Idiot u don shout finish abi


now na beg u dey beg


may ass licking kill you and destroy ur generation

As in ehn...u fight small, com begin beg like mumu...d mattas tire me no be small....

NuttygalB:

This kissing sef, are you one of em lesbos?

sirthisthickkal:
[s]you got so pained mother fu.cker that you had to quote me twice just relax over bloated bast.ard .. One smack down is enough for a fool like you ...I will gladly rain down on your deceased soul I will make sure whenever you come across my moniker you Will feel worthless bit.ch to the extent of committing suicide and that is one favor I would lovingly grant.. you wasted forsaken imbe.cile and I will make sure you vommit whatever pride and dignity you posses from your failure infested soul like cans of worms and whenever you think of sirthisthickkal the feeling of fear and frustration would travel down your stunted spine that you wish and plead I end your life immediately with pleasure and pain and afterward I would butcher your carcasses and feed them to my dogs but guess what you inflated castrated cow..my dogs would puke because they can perceive your stinking shredded hairy skin from Miles so i would rather dump your fuc.king remains on my farm as manure . now hit me again with your best short you conical headed simpleton.[/s]

Even till now, i can't phantom what this gibberish construes...lol

The idiot can't even decipher why i quoted him twice, confused-bastard, you self read wetin you type now, to dey gbagaun na your hobby, the punk-a$$ is even using my lines, bro are you finding it so difficult stressing your brain?

You are a living-disgrace to anything called being, you should learn not to vent your fustrations and parental failures on great-minds......

Oponu oshi

Na you go tire, thats the slang i was taught in nysc camp

sirthisthickkal:
[b] you got so pained mother fu.cker that you had to quote me twice just relax over bloated bast.ard .. One smack down is enough for a fool like you ...I will gladly rain down on your deceased soul I will make sure whenever you come across my moniker you Will feel worthless bit.ch to the extent of committing suicide and that is one favor I would lovingly grant.. you wasted forsaken imbe.cile and I will make sure you vommit whatever pride and dignity you posses from your failure infested soul like cans of worms and whenever you think of sirthisthickkal the feeling of fear and frustration would travel down your stunted spine that you wish and plead I end your life immediately with pleasure and pain and afterward I would butcher your carcasses and feed them to my dogs but guess what you inflated castrated cow..my dogs would puke because they can perceive your stinking shredded hairy skin from Miles so i would rather dump your fuc.king remains on my farm as manure . now hit me again with your best short you conical headed simpleton. [/b]

Hahahahahahaha, na me this mumu wan dey use reverse-psychology(RP) on....., why is wisdom just so distant from you huh? Or why are you at loggerhead with intelligence? Simply put!

Your subtle attempt at RP is the stupidest-trait ever, you are a dunce, one filled with monuments of nothingness....took you like forever to stage a comeback, see the clap-back sef,couldn't even scratch the surface, you failed woefully at it like a 2 year old demanded to write cambridge exam,.you are a retârded slow-junkie to even think your words connote pain....pray tell? is this not expected to make me cry? How come it made me sleep mid-way?

Your rebuttals are like that of a child, so weak and thoughtless, no brain-power to conjure and spring up new words than to repeat some dumb story-tale of how bad life got you in its grasp, your agility is fast declining towards the zero-mark...hmmmm...such intellectual-paralysis you beget!

By your words i can sense aggravated-pressure, tensed-nervousness and an unending-pain, you should save face now, i have unloaded more punches that landed-flush on your zig-zag face, you are beneath me in the battle of wits, by now you are wishing you never started this with me, you should call on the medics to savour what is already left of your filthiness, i will be your doom on this forum son, you never know who you dey brawl....

Sequel to this post and as i would continue,you do nothing but reflect the manifestation of the gene that sired you, a total-failure, which further typifies you being the true son of your father, a mantra, one already regarded a failure before conception, no wonder its strings are steadily flowing behind you when you give a clap-back...

You can't even deliver pain, werey, lol

Your parents are the sole-definition and reflection of the pains and affliction our present nigeria is going through, your father is the flash-point of criminalities and its tendencies, no wonder he died a painful and shameful death, i understand brah, you having to watch your father tied against a pole and several shots released into his worthless skin "thus making a sieve out of him" must be terrifying..

And your mother? Pleaseeeeee, her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making shit and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

I vividly understand why you live a non-fufilled and fustrated life, this isn't a brawl, this is me taking a piss on your forever stained-credibility, you are weak, your words are weak, if this were a physical brawl, your face would have been severally and badly damaged.. you should turn down your helo and bow to me peacefully

Hmmm, on the contrary, i would love to see how far you can endure this punishment from me...

Sex-starved ediaaaat

sirthisthickkal:
its no longer typos its now space. You are a failed specimen of an lnvitro fertilization operation. The eggplant that later developed into an advanced coward like you should have been wash away in the toilet sink so as to save humanity unnecessary headaches. Don't run away yet I am not done with you it's my duty to keep reminding you that you are a cunt and a product of misguided procreation.. now try to hit me with your best shot and let's see what other shenanigans you have in store from your half baked cerebrum.

see boy? i quoted you twice......asides being blind , you also got comprehending-issues? i said it, you possess nothing short of an air-filled brain best at purging out the necessary nutrients and vitamins required for intellectualism and correctness..

Pray tell? if i point out another mistake of yours, does it by any chance overwrite the previous one? you have a shallow-brain, no wonder you dey gbagaun for my head since morning.....you should be shot in the balls over and over again "till the acidic-spills litter this forum" for such reckless-thinking....

so many biological-explanations validates why your life is nothing but a guile, you also seem to be parental-care deficient....go cry to your bítchy-mama son

how do you like me now boy?.....fücking-degenerate

sirthisthickkal:
its no longer typos its now space. You are a failed specimen of an lnvitro fertilization operation. The eggplant that later developed into an advanced coward like you should have been wash away in the toilet sink so as to save humanity unnecessary headaches. Don't run away yet I am not done with you it's my duty to keep reminding you that you are a cunt and a product of misguided procreation.. now try to hit me with your best shot and let's see what other shenanigans you have in store from your half baked cerebrum.

Blah blah blah, yada yada yada.....
You know one thing with mind-numbing faggôts like you? You hardly take the bait when given a chance to walk away...now watch how am gonna slaughter you all over this forum like a sacrificial-lamb hence letting your spills litter this thread...remember, you asked for it , and am more than willing to oblige you now

Lets get started baboon-face!

Your clap-back is the lamest ever, you are not even great at making threats,hahahaha..not quite a man, not quite a sissy, it is not even reply-worthy as it reflects amateurism, staleness and most of all dumbness, am amused with such mannerism at watery-disses, it has just the same weight as a basket filled with urine...

Now this is fact, you are that shallow-minded diminutive-bastard, a product of a dysfunctional marriage, where the father is a dead-drunk and the whorish-mum a street-dog, you serve no purpose waltzing through the facet of this earth reflecting the numerous counts of pot-holes on your head from the severity of dïck-punches that kept hitting you from the brutal-manifestation of dïcks that graced your urchin-mother's maggot-infested , charcoal-stained/coloured cunt..now you question why ill-articulated sentences and innumerable-count of blunders seem to be your forte

Do not worry dear, i would take it upon myself to help secure your use of verbals, waste of semen oshi, filthy-beings like you should be better euthanized and their body used to replenish the soil for better yields, am forced to assume that is the only usage for your pitiful-existence....

By the time am gonna be done with yo' ass, you are gonna be counting tears not sheep....

Now lets see what you got fool, i did this while laying on my back....lets see if you could make me sit-up

Fücked-up nitwitted-hamadryas , how do you like me now....?

sirthisthickkal:
[s]Now I love this...... i quote the op initially i simply showed my disdain to bringing any private matters especially decisions online thats my stance. Everyone is entitled to showout whatever displeases him or her..because this forum is not mine doesn't mean I can't comment the way I like sometimes when things are not going the way they should we criticize seun and offer suggestions. Just because you are ma.d and unfortunate offline doesn't mean you should blame it on others online.
..one thing I have noticed about retar.ded bast.ards like you is that the only way you can counter is to point out typographical errors so as to score yourself cheap points, mind you ass.hole everyone makes typo errors it's no Biggie .you could type and write correct diction online that doesn't mean you are reasonable and mentally balanced offline. You could be a frustrated orangutan whose live has been skewed by failures and but foolishly wants to showcase his misfortunes to the world. Animals and lowlives like you should have been caged in game reserves as an exhibition to tourists so as not to infect others with your degenerated, shattered and ill- begotten oblonged skull. Now hit me with yours shot cretin[/s]

Awuzu bi llahi, guy! you won't injure my brains with your blunder-ridden baseless-epistle....it is "quoted" not quote, dickfaced-wânker, i read just the first line and assumed the rest as thrash, such wasted effort!.

Am not one to feast my precious-eyes on what best defines your failure, make your rebuttal space-worthy like mine, and maybe i might dignify your "thick-head fit to smash a rock" with a response

Wow...such artistic-prowess! How is this even possible!

NuttygalB:
People post their life, pictures online alot. Some of these people have followers and fans on snap, Instagram, fb, etc. This is no big deal at all. I don't understand why so much hate on this airforce guy that's following a trend.
My question is, what has he done wrong?

Cc:
shay.bebaby
Makydeb.bie
LadyMarione.tte


And the rest...

Nothing ooooo

At last, the one with a brain shows up....

If it is all for trolling? No shii...but hating a niggur for posting pics of himself on this forum, now that is jealousy and high-level of self-hate and most especially hypocrisy...

Like you asserted, it is allowed on snapchat, insta, fb and the likes yet this girls feel it is prohibited on NL right? Such mannerism of hypocrisy....even se.un doesn't care...so what then? romance threads are mostly for the laughs and advice, if you want seriousness , go to better sections...lobatan

sirthisthickkal:
that's my opinion if you don't like it carry your cylindrical augmented head and stick it into any watery mud and hibernate your brain untill until yourself your sense start starts multiplying.

See as the mumu dey gbagaun for my precious-head you had to modify, yet your cataract-infested bulging eyes disturbed you from fixing your errors.

Ability to read and write doesn't construe intelligence, asides being a sozzled-idiot, you are a dimwitted-fool, a grown-man like you with no better sense! It is one thing to be a hypocrite, it is another to be an arrogantly-repulsive one.....

You mentioned opinion? Are you mad? What was the op's act before you foolishly jumped into this thread like a sex-starved reject and numbingly quoted him for his own opinion? You should agree to terms why i regarded you a repulsive-hypocrite...

By the way, were you never taught the use of punctuation marks?, or your brain is presently undergoing the usual-seizures? Ode oshi