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Blue3k2:
Lol u two need to put on gloves. If you guys happen to be in same state no excuses. You guys are over hear writing essays about your disdain for eachother.

Shroud
edimolu2

i will beat the shii outta that bastard, am young and energetic while he is in his early forties, his bones are already worn out from an aggressive poverty that has been bestowed upon him, beating him is gon be like snatching a candy from a two year old!

Shroud:
bro, have you seen this idiot stalking lala and marine and Adereola? He was even begging to be included in [b]there[/b]WhatsApp group.

See how petty and jobless this sickle cell buffoon is! Begging for Nairaland offline group.

This same idiot called edimolu/zeelord / edimolu2 measuring dick with me.

This online and offline castaway. Nairaland outcast.

olodo..gbagaun lord!

keep quoting yourself, ode!

included in whatsapp group? ehn? which one?, moku oooooo.. this idiot would assume anything just to have the last say!

me i dey beg to dey whatsapp group meant for ladies or for who exactly?, am confused abeg..

Shroud:
comparing dress sense with you? Gosh! The mere thought of it.

Everything about you is incomplete like your DNA.

Funny the only two thread you ever open in Nairaland is seeking help on how to manage your sickle sell.

How old are you, boy? A jobless idiot begging a Nairaland group to accept you after you were thrown out?

A sexually frustrated suicide-magnet with erectile dysfunction who relies on tramadol and drugs to get an erection and still begs a Nairalander on how to apply drugs to achieve 5 minutes erection.

A sickle cell sufferer with breathing difficulty who was begging an online group (league of monarchs) for acceptance?

A chronic onanist who begs a teenage lad (harddon) on Nairaland on tips to sleep with his own neighbour?

A complete pussified ugly, unkept pm-sending bandit who stalks marine, bumbae, Adereola, for pity dates and was blocked on WhatsApp like a social plaque?

All 3 ladies are my offline friends. And two of them belong to a group in Nairaland you were begging to be part of and you were discarded like a human plaque.

Envy go kill a worthless, aimless blot of humanity like you.

Your life here and offline is filled with rejection, loneliness and dispare. See your black lips. Trying to smoke your frustrations and rejection away.

Did you even complete 9 months in your mom's yeast infected ovum? See the shape of ya nose like your mother's pussy lips!

Dejected scum! All the girls in NL you ever hit on and stalk for dates are my offline "friends" and you're blaming me for your rejection but pretending you're just trolling me because of how I troll others

You must be as dumb as your dick-gagging mother who mistook an Arab for a whiteman and spread her legs like a bonobo-chimpanzee.

Bastard!

Screenshots are coming just relax.

Animal with a parents still producing children with deficient DNA in the 21 century.

God will destroy every living member of your inferior bloodlines. Edimolu aka edimolu2 zeelord zandha etc.

yawns, before i read, i thought to myself, maybe lezz will give me something new, do you know how boring you must seem? making me read all that yet again!

but seriously how can a 40 year old man be so boastful that he has 19 year olds as friends offline, when you become so confused is when you say this!

*i have virtually sent pm to all the nairaland girls(God how is this even possible)
**i send pm to bumb.ae(God of nazareth!) anyways the thread to which she falsified that is still existent!

fearlez! no jokes, one will know who is sex-starved between us, one should know who carries woman matter for head, you are the one who is so glad and boastful some teeny-weeniess have you as a friend offline!






oyaaa, letssssss go there! God i so love screenshots, post them biitch, i swear on your mother's distended-cunt i promise to make you look the fool!

i guess am gonna enjoy this!

By the way, don't affiliate accounts that aren't mine with me...if you mention edimolu, zeelord and this account, then am guilty...

but zan.dha, toza.ra, zandhaza.raz etc aren't mine, even a dumbo would have figured that out a long time!

postmann:


This is the beginning of your pain. I'm postmann and i have my own way of stabbing my victims in the heart with a hot-red dagger. Take a look at the time on the screenshot, it was yesterday.



Oh, please spare me another Ik Ogbonna-esque save face retraction.



Stop wallowing in self pity, bloody wizard. Im so reserved online that i don't and never had a profile pic. I can only boast of my intellet. And only 2 nairalanders have seen my pic, one being lezz.



The words are yours but the evidence is the audience's.
(Postmann)


Next?

hahahahahahaha! see blunder again....can't you successfully counter claims without making severe blunders!

my pain has just begun? who are your victims? me? lol..your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is whack...you are the one who quoted me and yourself to ignore me, but my words sting brutally than the bee, you couldn't let go but to cry foul for vindication pfft

lezz not you, not your father, infact not your whole generation combined can ever bring me pain! an online pain? Perhaps you couldn't figure i deliberately said all that to reveal how much you have become intellectually spent!

you claim i wallow in self-pity? how na? did i ask you who has ever seen your picture? see the way your brain cells keep fluctuation and you getting all emotional like a silly biitch!

should i pity you now? hell no...we would do this till i become busy yet again...

unbalanced-idiot!

do not stop the picture trolling...God i so much love myself! so paste them some more...i haven't been able to come up with that picture where you bested the gorilla in ugliness and a clownish-weirdo in dressing!

mumu

Shroud:
I saw the t-shirt. Materials made of those bedsheet Hausa people hawk around.

oya lets compare dress sense na....keep quoting yasef...i swear am very free today, which is why i keep pummelling you so hard!

ode!

postmann:
Trust me, that pic was seen last night and i was stunned.

Your t-shirt is beyond cheap and your eye glass is a roadside grade made up cheap plastic. Your t-shirt and glass go for about a thousand box.

Like your rough-wooden chemist shop, your world is that of hopelessness and despair. What we regard as profile-worthy always reflect our taste, class and social background. And yours is a pitiful image of a wretched dude locked up in his own delusions.

God will forever punish your destiny for throwing that pathetic lie! hahahaha, na by force to talk nonsense! you saw the picture for the very first time yesterday yet deemed it fit to troll me with it today just about the time you went bankrupt with verbals.....lezz ode ni eee!

let me help you! the spec costs 100 naira only, and the t-shirt costs 400, infact i bought 3 for 1k...and the jean? i got for 500 naira, and the footwear was my khaki boot! the neck-chain costs 100 like the spec,now that you know all that,knack your head for wall...lol

hahahahahaha ,Nairaland is a forum where nonentities like you are given voice to assume being rich, which is why i have and never will boast about money,am not rich, at least not yet, am sometimes broke sef? but should i assume dangote's pikin on an online forum? nah! that aint me...i wish you Godspeed in that!

but bros if you were that rich, why did you beg for 1000 naira recharge card offline? why were you laying pride to owning a mere 2000 naira power bank! you know one thing with faggôts like you? when you have nothing to say anymore is when you switch to money terms like an unbalanced idiot!

ode!

Emmanystone:
Stop talking nonsense, Lezz is not Postmann. Can't your brain articulate?

keep walking dunce! no one is putting a gun to your head to comment!

ode!

chrisley:
I know you've been so hurt by lezz/shroud in the past and the trauma has lingerd thats why u cudnt let go of thoughts of him and consequently you stalk him

The name lezz has stuck in your memory n even resonates in your dreams.. but I can give you a prescription for mental exorcism

And here it is - Get your ass off that dilapidated chemist shop n get your hussle on and make money.. cos obviously idleness n indigence has dampened your sense of reasonin making you feel everyone is jobless like you to lavish precious time on e-brawls.. av been here for over two years but just few posts cos I gat beta tinx to do with my time..

Chew on that

stop hiding behind true hurt! your futile albeit subtle attempt at using shorthand to evade suspicion is the lamest ever..lol

By the way, lezz who asked you what you do with your time? you who does e-brawl faster than your mother cums upon dick-drilling has the effrontery to call me jobless...you would love to know what i do offline right? lol...you would browse on google tire!

lezz is so busy yet he has been on this thread for over 5 hours having a back and forth with someone who has no life right?

so even this chrisley(lezz) now knows i once took a picture near a chemist shop when i took my babe's phone to the engineer!

it is obvious you use this account to like your posts, hence validating why you have few comments, now your first account affliates with postmann and lezz right!

at least your whorish mother was stable!

postmann:
Absolute rubbish!!! You have no answer to my free-falling assault.

Let me take this to another level:

Is this really you?? Poor little sub-urban junkie! With your third grade made-in-Aba t-shirt and a roadside eye glass over a face conditioned by the harsh realities of joblessness complete your virtual profile as a big time failure and a classless swine.

So this is the idiot with whom I've been exchanging banter. Damn!!!

is the bolded even english? i can sense your tensed nervousness and agitation!

made in aba indeed! hahahahahaha...lezz you would just diss even without thinking, any real gee would know that v-neck t-shirt aint no cheap material!

iidiot! the picture has been there over two months now, and you have checked it repeatedly in time past during our duels, so why are you acting surprised like you seeing it for the first time!...you are a complete-idioot

How can you even possess such diminutive thinking you could troll me with my own picture, me? are you mad? i will dash you over a thousand pictures with me not repeating the same cloth..... have you gone bankrupt with words? that it is my dressing you would now attack?

i for wear Gucci of 4 million naira na, cos i wan go enjoy life! idiiot , now you'd get offended if i tell you you have the brain might of a child!

wait make i go dig up that picture where yhu were looking like a militant! very whack dress sense, a 40 year old using a yellow belt with a cutlass baggy tie!

lol..wait for it!

postmann:
You deserve a follow!

you deserve a follow means you do not know chrisley that much yet he knows a lot about you shey? see the way your poor sense of reasoning keeps giving you away!..lol

he deserves a follow indeed! please follow him

ode

postmann:
So you gave up on your futile effort on grammatical pontification? The sheer impudunce in your standing as a grammar authority is beyong self-indulgence. It is rather the absence of awareness of self, and the faluire/inability to disconnection hope from reality.

The reality is that you're that same sickle cell-ed wobbly, bedeviled by psycho-traumatic incidents, poor grades, inferior genes and a compromised DNA. The cumulative effects result in ill-tempered and fractious soul at war with himself and the world.

Your hope is to have a grammatical flair similar to mine. But i wasn't in JSS 2f like you in my junior secondary school days. Unlike you i was always ahead of the learning curve with a handful of edimolus feeding from my exam scripts (little wonder you can't survive without a mouthful of my grammatical nutrition).

You hate your betters and at the same time copy them. Man, that makes you a 21st century wizard with serious inferiority complex and as inferior as a cheap Chinese product in a down town shop.

"I quote you this once" doesn't mean I'll quote you once. It means I'll quote on this occasion or this time/session.

I'm definitely not responsible for your lower-than-average intellect. Even at an early age, you were already lagging behind the learning curve, being in JSS 2f, a class reserved for dullards. Little wonder you've metamorphosed into a drongo.

NIGGA! stop spamming my mentions with ill-articulated gibberish like a visionless man who lacks inner direction and is void of potentials!

Still the same cheeky-verbiages, lol...abeg o, make i ask you, who are my betters? you lezz? you? one who lays pride to a 2000 naira power bank? one who begged a 19 year old to date him, to cover up for his sex-starvation!...lol...i should envy you indeed!...lol

"seek first to understand" a four-word sentence that doesn't seem to manifest in your addled brain, all you do is jump into my mention like a man short of the necessary vitamins for brains and talents!

@bolded! i agree....so what was the need to then quote me just immediately i submitted my comment! or do you think i was making emphasis on you quoting me in the unforeseeable-future? nah nah! i called your attention to you quoting me immediately after foolishly admitting you would quote me just that once! Do you now see why i asserted you argue stupidly?

you should always assume you know less and think more, no one is putting a gun to your head, always engage yourself before you reply me else i'd make you look the fool like i just did!

chrisley the dunderhead aka lezz aka postmann

Have you ever taken out time to fervently check the slip-ups that might be so evident in you trying to be three different persons?

Have you ever thought of the way you give yourself countless mentions when referring to yourself in either second or third person? yet you have never complained of any new moniker spamming your mentions!

Mistakingly, you forget your postmann account has dissed parentally, something which i made obvious by calling your attention to it!

it is obvious nairaland defines your net worth, you are the nairaland mod that was sacked, all you do is wallow in pains of what goes on in your entire life, but trust me, as soon as you leave NL, you resume your life's harshness...which means this is the only arena you could assume relevance!

you would not get rid of me so soon brah!

chrisley:
U hav always asserted dat lezz is postmann and now lezz is Chrisley?

U are such a clown Edimolu.. pls let go of such preconceived notion and stop peddling falsehood

De incessant punches lezz has slugged on ur batterd esteem have made u have impaired reasoning.. calling everyone dat torments u lezz

Since are so mentally unhinged not diffrentaite btw lezz n postMann I can be of help.. hang on n be my guest for a benevolent tutelage

*Lezz stays in delta while postmann resides in lagos
*lezz insults ur whole family but postmann doesnt
*lezz is a savage diss improvisor while postmann garnish it wit poetry
*lezz use Mercedes E-class while postmann uses camry but Edimolu2 is still strugglin wit a petty chemist shop
*Lezz is an uninhibitted casanova while postmann is a bit reserved
*lezz is so lethal while postmann leaves you unconscious


Edimolu If you still haven't noticed all these differences in their style of writing then i feel so sorry for your sanity

And pls I am not lezz.. Am just a fan

hahahahahha, see as the mumu take shoot himself for leg! Only lezz tries to explain vividly why postmann is not lezz and why chrisley is not lezz or postmann, tell me that moniker that tries that, lezz na only you carry your matter for head just to evade suspicion!

you are very poor at being hardcore, you have specifically gone mentally soft!

you are not lezz shey and it took you almost 500 words to explain that, you talk way to much in trying to vindicate yourself!

i deliberately ignored you time past cos i had no business with who the Bleep you are, now that's changed!

lets start dumbo!

you mean to say chrisley is your first account? lezz aren't you just a sozzled-idiot?

oh yes! you are a fan indeed!

lezz drives an e-class, postmann drives a buggatii? who ask you? olodo

Shroud:
angry written words with generic insults. More of the same. Edimolu is not capable of springing words together. All right. Something you said caught my attention so I will educate you like I always do.

You asked what deeper than Atlantis mean?

Atlantis is a mythical country that disappeared into the depths of the Atlantic ocean according to myth.

Boy when I say my next response will take your depression level deeper than Atlantis, it's a metaphor delineating the depths your depression will be.

When last did you read anything outside Nairaland.

This is why I'm embarrassed bantering with you. Your education is just a reflection of your parents'priorities.

niccur! shut the Bleep up!

coming from the dude who is so versed yet oblivious of what multitasking means, This is as laughable as it gets, a public school dropout wants to school me! it is as possible as filling a basket with your filthy mother's pungent urine!

Grasses are green! the sky is blue, niccur stop dwelling on the obvious, it makes you appear super-dumb..perhaps you misconstrued that the context to which i asked the question doesn't mean i do not know what atlantis means, i was more concerned with how wrongly you included it in your gibberish,which was why i effortlessly pointed out your mistake, but why won't such basic reasoning elude you? lol

For your mind you have schooled me in what Atlantis means yes? hahahahaha..you be EM U EM U!

@ thanks...you spoke my mind! Now you know how i feel when you don't improvise and craft your words well, all you bore me with is some cheeky recycled verbiages!

so long dunce!

chrisley come drop one or two words na, you shouldn't just go lakathat!

THE SHORTHAND LORD, you have a good command of english, but why have you chosen shorthand if not trying to evade suspicion?..lol

you have switched monikers repeatedly just to grace your hogwash with likes, am just surprised and disturbed a 40 year old would be so in love with "likes" like it defines his existence!

lezz you are a jobless "troglodyte" ah swear... now claim the word again as yours!

ode

postmann:
You're really a first class dummy.

I guess you never heard expeessions like "higher than an eagle" , "higher than the stars". Everyone knows the stars are situated up in the heavens, and the eagle is renowned for its great altitude.

"My next response to you will take your depression level deeper than Atlantis" falls under the figure of speech called a Hypocatastasis. The average joe already knows that the Atlantis is situated deep in the Atlantic Ocean.

I know free adult education is beyond the capacity of the Nigerian government, but i don't mind spreading the tentacles of my benevolence for tuition. All you have to do is keep stalking my posts.

I won't dedicate any time to "postman is different from lezz.

I'll rather focus on what makes you a rather ill-exposed, left-behind dullard with a benighted education.

Awuzu bi llahi...okay! e don do..choi...olodo

"i will quote you this once"....lezzGoat those were your very own words! simply put!

Just like your Hot-_whorish mother who couldn't satisfy her quest for diicks! now you bear such semblance with her! that is pitiful!

i have given up trying to school you, your mental strength has been terribly flawed ,you have no potentials for intellectualism, you are just a thesaurus obsessed global retard! you should invest more energy in trying to seek knowledge than stupidly defending your obvious-deficiencies!

That being said, let's focus more on why you remain a scatterbrained baboon, why you have chosen to be attracted to teenagers? why you revolve around failure like it specifically defines you?

I dare you to either engage or deny being postmann on FP, i will fûck you harder than those drunks did that filthy creature you call mother before her pathetic and untimely death!

it is quite apparent you are very shameless without retentive memory, why do you keep quoting yourself? you must have forgotten how i brutally murdered and shamed you on this thread..hahahahahaha!

https://www.nairaland.com/4339431/cattle-colony-kogi-hands-over/10#65023501

You should spend a good chunk of your adulthood on things that hold water! for instance getting married, or taking yourself to the rehab center to cure you off your pedophilic ability!

dunderhead!

postmann:
I'll quote you this once. With highlight on the emboldened : I can't help being perplexed by your effrontery. If you know Atlantis is situated deep in the Atlantic Ocean, then the words "My next response to you will take your depression level deeper than Atlantis" would be comprehnsible to you.

But you measure life and education by your cognitive limitations. You easily forget you were in JSS 2f which was a pointer to your educational struggles.




Now consider these similar sentences.

" The kite flew higher than the Eiffel Tower"

"Slower than a snail"

Except a 21st century non compliant youth like you fails to understand what the Eiffel Tower is, you'd have trouble with grammatical comprehension.

jss2f dunce indeed! yet the jss2f dunce keeps you glued to this thread like a sozzled idiot that you are....

Your emotions keep giving you away lezz!

lezz made the blunder but postmann stays glued to this thread effortlessly trying to justify lezz's gibberish! it is just laughable to know that Postmann knows all the words lezz has used on me and is so dumb and fast to give screenshots!..lol...your try, sometimes i wish the thumbs up smiley existed on this forum!

lezz, you don't have to cry about quoting me for the last time, we both know you are an unbalanced and confused adult, one who lacks inner direction and does nothing but make an outright fool of himself!

*clears throat*
The one thing you hate more than your life's misfortunes is one correcting you verbally! it is no lie you have corrected my english time before, that is what differentiates us, you think you know all! but you are nothing but a public school drop out who got addicted to thesaurus to at least make people believe you actually passed through the four walls of a university! am not impressed!

you are a demented cow! baboon faced baboon, i do not know what else to do with you!.

your examples!

The kite flew higher than the Eiffel Tower"
"Slower than a snail"

Pray tell, the words you used in comparison! is the snail not slow? is the effel tower not tall? does this not reflect what i contrued earlier on? that the word "than" is use to make comparisons between words that come alike!

Now compare that with the word "Atlantis", is the Atlantis itself deep? The word "deep" connotes the water to which the Atlantis sank!

I am tired of this back and forth with a retârd as you, this was the same foolishness that steadily flowed behind you when you had an argument with blun.tboy(someone i follow)! yet he made you make an outright fool of yourself!

Bro assume you know less, think more and maybe just maybe...your life wouldn't end miserably!

Mr N power ambassador, using the chrisleyy account to like your very own post..lol..lezz your futile albeit subtle attempt at using shorthand to evade suspicion is the stupidest effort ever...you are past 40 yet you act so childishly! smh

oponu!

postmann:
Lezz, thou greatest of soul tormentors, this man called edimolu owes you so much gratitude. He learns from you, copies you but only as far as his oxygen deprived brain could permit.

What an insecure soul. Classless and without self respect.

You ended one of your diatribes with a sign off of
"regards
Leslie ".

And this witless soul applied the same style endophenomenal-ly.

After i posted about the great chasm in intellect between you both, he tried to respond with a different style but fell way short.



Now he asks jeeringly, " what is deeper than Atlantis "

Can you please spare him another of your time, polishing his crude educational background and stockpile his vocabulary and knowledge vault? He has learned so much from you.

Can you please tell this JSS 2F dunderhead that Atlantis is an imaginary city submerged deep into the Atlantic ocean?

Don't worry about his tuition fee. I'll post a cheque for the troubles.

what will lezz not do to score cheap points!

so lezz comes online the same time as postmann? i cannor laugh finish ah swear!

very typical of lezz to log in with the postmann account when i make mockery of his grammatical blunder...lezz i have told you time and again you argue foolishly without the tiniest brain might!

your english is very poor, you know nothing, "deeper than atlantis" the word "than" is used as a comparison between the two words and would only fit only if you regarded atlantis as deep ocean or water!

i will not even try to school you on english usage, you have proven to be worse than a public school drop out.....

mr "all of nairaland knows" the mumu who doesn't know what multitasking means! watch the idiot as he quotes yet again to properly make an astonishing fool of himself!

olodo

Lezzgoat then logs in with his postmann account to either quote himself yet again or like his own comment...nairaland-obsessed dunce!

Mr N-power ambassador! Hahahahahahaa

otoshi buruku!

Shroud:
you're not intelligent. You carry too much emotions like a teenage lovelorn .

Now the only part worth debunking in your poorly arranged fiction is the emboldened.

If you must lie, make sure there's no evidence to debunk your claims on Nairaland.

*She wasn't 17

*We never met

*I never traveled to Anambra

It was all drama resulting from miss Nairaland pageantry 2016 and every old Nairalander knew the truth including you. But of course dry bones like you must rise again to score cheap points in your desperation to catch up to me by trying to deceive new Nairalanders.


Here's her opening a thread in 2016 to clear the beef she had with her campaign organisation and house members at the end of the beauty contest and she took time to touch on the issue.
https://www.nairaland.com/3265819/moment-truth

You will be playing catch-up forever and will keep failing like the cheap drugs mommy used in trying to terminate your pregnancy.

My next response to you will take your depression level deeper than Atlantis.

Only in Nairaland will dry bones like you keep trying to rise even after several deaths. Mr. 40 years old

shut tha Bleep up! dude are you crazy? i thought you quoted yourself not to reply my mentions anymore since i happen to be a lowlife,but you just replied the lowlife , dude you are such a repulsive-hypocrite, see how your weak intellect keeps betraying you, am sure my words hit you deader than a cold body!

so MR LEZZ stop trying too hard to prove a non-existent point, what is with the familiarity? i have challenged you too much, you now foolishly think i have had several accounts before this account, keep deceiving yourself! this is what happens when you got nothing on your opponent!

Do you need me to remind you how our paths crossed? have you fast forgotten? or your brain has been polluted with sawdust? , you are mentally weak ah swear...you would pass for a clownish-morôn!

you are putting too much effort lezzgoat, we are aware of what transpired offline, after you bribed and begged her pitifully to help cover your shame, you are really a gobshite idioot suffering from dementia! what a pedophile you are, you should be kept among baboons or locked up in a cage and the key forever thrown in the sea!

i knew you would deny it, the mumu be trying to evade the truth as it happened, you are a bastardized adult, a 40 year old leaving his comfort zone to embark on a 9 hour journey, you must really be sex starved! who would blame you?,i feel your pain, being unmarried at that age must be killing you inside, knowing fully well your mates are basking in better fortunes!

Do you even proof-read your ill-articulated hogwash before hitting the submit button? olodo, what does deeper than atlantis mean? God! you would just put aggressive words together without proper thoughts!

pathetic soul, 1000 naira recharge card begger, shameless faggôt.....

lol!..ode...lazy baboon

postmann:
Man, i just read your diatribes flung at him! You combined class and brutality in one piece. The sheer humiliation!

Do yourself some good, by abstaining from any mixup with that lowlife. Exchanging words with you is the hallmark of his ambition. A look of comparison between your both posts expose the great divide in intellect between you both.

Take a bow bro, he'll never worth the time.

(Don't bother with a reply )

lezz ooo....you are amazingly childish ah swear!

you are welcome mr postmann...such an irony, quoting yourself yet again? this guy na em u em u i swear, for once in your life, be the man with balls your father ever hoped you would be!

fûking dumbo...i dont get how a 40 year old would rather commit suicide for "nairaland likes" like it puts food on his table!

set your mind and ambitions towards proper usage and stop littering this forum with your misfortunes in life!

mr n-power ambassador! poor-bastard..

sorry ehn! hahahahahha

Shroud:
Are you still stalking your 2-day old posts ?

Are you still editing your lame lines and re-reading my own after 2 day?

Even editing my own post after quoting them?

Aren't you a sad, manic-depressive emo-bitch?

This is beyond normal. And I will truly love to help you. You're undeniably sad and going off the rails of normalcy.

You will stalk me into your early grave, edi-frustrated.
You have made me your full-time job, and getting mad for likes on my posts.

Thanks for the big laugh.

Sad skank!

when he is tired is wen he calls me sad! lol....guy you boring ah swear...stop crying na! i never even start with yhu!

niccur you don't mean shii....stop whining like a silly biitch on heat craving for a côck!

when you are mentally bankrupt is when you assume foolishly, what is your business if i possess no life offline? is that your diss line now? damn you are freaking pathetic!

fearlez! forget levels, i can't mingle with ugly midgets like you offline, a 40 year old switching nairaland accounts to like his own comments? wow! one who was dumb enough to travel over 9 hours to anambra for an imaginary fûck, the 17 year old lady couldn't even afford to feast her eyes on your whack dress sense , she had to table your matter here on nairaland!

fuucked up wânker! see how i have reduced your destiny to the size of a rabbit's dung!

type me some bullcrap as usual boy!

Mr shroud the DUNCE aka lezzGoat aka postmann!

keep liking your own posts like it gives you orgasms!......shameless-faggôt!

ode buruku!

Mcquine:
To show you how silly and inferior these madrididiots babakb, cr7lomo, OPTIMUSPRIME08, edimolu2, giwish, really are.

See how the idiots are struggling to prove a non existing silly point with useless videos from YouTube.

They always try too hard just like their lord Penaldo struggles to be relevant in football with Messi.

You guys should relax if he is that good you won't be trying too hard to prove your point.

you are a very confused adult with no better sense, you are so unbalanced and without the brains or talent to argue intelligently, you keep changing post like a biitch changing menstrual pad! you have laid foolish and watery claims and yet without the tiniest relevance!

Firstly you said ronaldo has no solo goals and has never dribbled from the midfield, just immediately, facts and evidences were laid before you thus making you look the fool that you are, yet you still went ahead to reveal how much of a retard you are by typing hogwash like you suffering from dementia!

Now you claiming, ronaldo competes with messi and not the other way round? your brain must be maggot-infested! ,you are nothing but a sozzled-idiôt, how can someone be this stupid now? again you said ronaldo is an average player? were you born feet first? are you mad? even the reasonable barca fans don't regard ronaldo an average player, only non-brainers filled with hate do that!

once again you have proven you are intellectually bankrupt and mentally weak, keep whining like a silly biitch okay? leave penaldo alone and go tend to your misfortunes!

ode

Mcquine:
I wonder how is possible that the Penaldo and Madrid Fan have so much in common

Cluelessness

Low self esteem 4uckers

Noise Makers

Attention Starved Animals

who knows nothing but over hype an average goal scorer for every single crap he does.

I stopped arguing with their likes because even a Mad man prefers to shop from the dirt and sees nothing wrong with it.

you are just a very foolish man!

MESSI has never been able to best ronaldo in the completeness of being a footballer! Ronaldo is more of a complete player than messi will ever be! quote me anywhere

Are you mad, have you even checked the way ronaldo scores? the powerful shots outside the 18yard box , the jump power, the right and left foot capability , the scissors kick, the bicycle kick, the flying nodding, the mad positioning, the swiftness, do you remember ronaldo's goal against porto, the day messi tries that and scores with his left foot will be d day i give up watching soccer! let messi try bicycle or scissors kick na, if him no go collect drip for body, abi dis one is mad nii, ronaldo wey dem punch for nose, see blood, yet hin later score for the match..guy u be otondo ah swear!

against espanyol, he scored a 23m shot twice in that match, same angle...how many times has your messi scored from such distance? can his right foot even best ronaldo's left foot? you must be high on fresh cannabis to think your messi got game, you are just a clueless bastard! one who is so blinded by hate that it has corroded your brain and has affected you from thinking properly!

messi is such a shameless goat, balon d' or was 4 to 1 against ronaldo, yet you stood watch and allowed someone from count 1 catch up with you!...

the day messi scores like this....i will denounce madrid!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRTpFyRxBo

guy Bleep off, u know nothing jon snow

giwish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJnBTPUQS5A ...
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to add salt to ur injury he dribled frm midfield to score in one of those goals....i think dis clearly shows u r d biggest fool on earth.ignorant fool

please ignore that idiôt...he is a complete-retard, one who argues foolishly like a visionless man void of brains and potentials..

at least if you are oblivious of something, should you not do a google research before drawing dumb conclusions!

leave him to wallow in his unending-ignorance!

Mcquine:
Buffoons like you are the reason I don't argue with people who the best is your stupidity always finds its way to render me speechless.

You're just a Zombie fan of Penaldo who clearly knows nothing about football.

Now I'm going to give you one chance to redeem yourself just post a link where he dribbled from the mid field and scored and you win.

If not you're a big Fool.

These were your arguments....first you said ronaldo has never scored solo goals, an obvious technique that litters the internet if you weren't so lazy to do a research!

what a complete dunce you are, Am surprised you did not mention the solo goals again, which means you have seen enough of it right? right!....then you made mention of dribbling again, that is laughable, dude admit it!, you are very unintelligent and dumb, you need brains faster than ronaldo needs goals!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsMqjdNQoA

this is one of the countless videos littering the net..EM U EM U

STILESGANG:
Lame yet you felt the need to quote it
Ode

ni e.

STILESGANG:
Mr Man kindly shut the puck up. Messi can go for a whole season without scoring and still be better and more influential than Ronaldo on the pitch. Na by tapins. So he scored a bicycle kick, would he be the first and why mesii must score one too. To prove what exactly? He isn't in competition with anybody. Only your gaylord is obsessed with matching any feat that genius make. Messi can never be bothered about someone who isn't even better than his right leg

lol!....peeps and their lame reasoning! olodo

somehow:
What makes a player extraordinary is playing different roles, creating chances out of thin air, making others who play around him or her great by bringing out the best in them, scoring and assisting. Not blaming others when they lose. Not getting angry and complaining when they don't pass to him. Not lurking at the age of the penalty box waiting for others to do the job so they can pass to him to score, then claim all the glory.


I can go on but let me stop here.

blah blah blah

yet he is the present world best!
you stand there pointing out ronaldo's flaws, but you fail to acknowledge that it takes a player with an exceptional ability to stand out amongst over a million players!

if your claims were that easy, how come no other player has found his style so easy and worthy of an emulation! nani tried copying ronaldo's style and it greatly affected his career! The two players have a different style of play, and it sure works for them!

one is a playmaker while the other is a goal-machine...now ask yourself which you would choose, last time i checked, goals are determinants for winnings and not who has higher possession!

leave ronaldo out of your pains bro, we the penaldo fans are very much appreciative for his contribution to the game football!

Mcquine:
Has Penaldo ever dribbled from his own half to score before??.

Has he ever in his entire career score a solo Goal??

Why are you Madidiot this foolish??

Penaldo Fans just stupid I swear.

you are the foolish one, for stupidly thinking ronaldo has never dribbled with the ball from midfield and scored on reaching the 18 yard box with a shot!

you must be an idiot to think someone who has over 400 goals to his name has never scored solo goals! do you even know what a solo goal is?

as much as i hate comparisons amongst the two of em, i hate faggôts like you who in a bid to appear intelligent come off as dumb!

ignorant fôôl

Shroud:
Looooooooooolz! You claimed you didn't read it but knew I spelt mattered incorrectly? Oh, you left the beginning, the middle and read the end

What a lying emo-bitch! You also claimed your out to destroy my rep or credibility? Me, Nairaland most blunt and unreserved commenter, thread creator, troll, debater and patriot?

Any time edimolu gets slaughtered like ice fish, he says my words are recycled. Now how do you know they are recycled, and from whom?

Trust me, I'm the best diss improviser on NL. I will beat you harder than your coo-coo father had ever fúcked your libertine mother.

This same ashmatic idiot with breathing issues and venous insufficiency can't just type sense for once in his life.

It's not enough you were born with mutated cells and inferior genotype but you have to add it up with a worthless existence as a cyber idiot and a socially un-evolved street skank.

If your conception isn't a biological accident, then both your parents hold the world record of a failed project after 9 months of planning.

Reminds me of a dirtbag. Half of his time in Nairaland is spent sending random PM to girls begging for nudes, while the other half is spent stalking guys who seemed to have scored with this girl. Your cussed life is programmed to orbit around Nairaland mentions and posts.

The boy is a registered onanist and and a certified douche-rag. If reincarnation is a reality, you should be coming back as Séun's pet rat.

What's your team and favorite alcohol, boy? I love drinking why watching UCL. That's will be all for today for you until you cross me again.

I will bury you in front page if you ever have the temerity to face me their. It will be a public execution.

Off to my usual bar now

Will you shutup...Olodo! Gbagaun lorrd!

Cries and wails for vindication! See as the mumu dey claim online jagaban....hahahahahaha, mod wey dem sack! Mr N-power ambassador!.lol..you sure do have a life worthy of envy indeed!

I am happy i triggered those dead hormones! Dumb-biitch..thought you asserted not to reply my mentions anymore, you are a man without balls and guts, you have never been able to hold on to your words, you keep changing words like a biitch changing menstrual pads! You this Unbalanced wânking eddiat!

Ooooooh not again!!!YOU ARE AS BLIND AS DUMB!
you need education faster than your whorish mother needs kpekus! Blind-bat...your problem is, you got no brains or talents to engage in a fervent thinking, you argue foolishly without inner direction. Was mattered not mentioned in the last part of your gibberish? I said i read the last part! cataract-infested hamadryas.This is exactly what happens when your brain swaps places with your diick!

See this bastard who has over a thousand monikers accusing me of being seun's pet, that is freaking laughable!...your level of hypocrisy is an insult to the word itself!

Well i think i should be envious of the nitwit who quotes himself, the schizophrenic patient one who hasn't moved past the time of coogar, the nonentity who is yet unmarried and without kids, the failed 40 year old who moves around with a dilapidated vehicle! The dimwitted bastard who had to snap himself in a borrowed vehicle to prove a point, you really are a dumb one boy! Oh yes i am very scared..i so quiver with fear! You should pity me now! Hahahahhahahaha

Dude if you hate yourself, quote me on Fp...let me dismantle your brittled and stunted destiny!

Werey who ask you?, see how this massive beating is taking a fast effect on you thus leaving you so defensive, you begin talk wetin i no ask yhu, lazy biitch! By the way you couldn't even afford me a drink even if you wanted to, since you asked...it is madrid...i am sure you would be one of those offline touts supporting barca!

Ode oshi