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^^^ Market fine o Mr thread jester.
Na true say Old lady catch una hand tie but no find knife to but una neck for alienz lastnight ?

Afterwards he called to add with what ordered for, some mozzorella sauce and a pack of heineken. It was time for him to watch the match between Manchester utd, the team he hated versus Wolfsburg, the team he was going to support.

While they were in bed Einstein suddenly jumped out of bed and shouted out,"It's still European night and i still have to watch tonights hands".
He then got dressed and went down stairs to the bar and bought some drinks. He then brought out his internet enabled phone and logged onto Nairaland. He then wrote to the Nairalanders controlling his destiny

dear Romsky, Ibkaye, Epi, drHarry, edoyad. . . ., it is European night tonight and i would greatly appreciate it if you don't cause me to go on any stupid missions tonight.
Yours professionally, Einstein

Them go remember say na me end your parents headache by killing you

Trezeguet
Camoronesi
Jaquinta
Melo
Cannavaro
. . . . .too numerous to mention. This must be witchcraft ! Chai !!

My final say on this issue is, if Chelsea with their giants can go through the season losing 1 out of every 7 games and drawing their remaining 4, then they'll win the league with 94 points.


HERE'S TO THE BOSS, THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES.

^^ we de kpamkpe !
Romeh them tell you say i be prisoner wey no go de waka go other places ? Why u nor dey come sports yaself ?
Any way, i want to wish una all happy independence day in Advance

Whether you've won it before or not, Arsenal have been in two semis in Five years and you have not. I wish some one could go and dig up Nottingham Forest's corpse and show you (mind you i have nothing against forest who are the reason behind the red in our jersey.)
Continue living in the past you hear. I dont understand, if Arsenal are getting the stick for not winning the title after 5 years why shouldn't we hang Bayern for not reaching the semis after 7 years ? Mind you i said reach semis not even win the darn thing.

@ Slim , i know what i'm saying might sound ludicrous at first sight but read it it again. In the last five seasons, Chelsea and Man U have gotten bigger in the middle(Rafa's doing the opposite and that's why he'll never win it. ) and IMO That's why they're always 'real' contenders. You think this is la liga-even there  It's beginning to happen sef ? Guy,EPl players are big !!
You think all teams will play you like Wigan did ? Wait till you start to play the Stokes, blackburns and Boltons.
The thing is you want to win the premiership, so you must adapt a system that ensures you draw less and win more often. If we win more games from the Stokes. . . . , we can even afford to lose all our games to the other three and still win the league. But if you think we can play in Europe in midweek and three days later face Bolton with little players running around the middle i don't think 88 points is a realistic target.

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then i suggest you stay away from my friend defman

@tunji, you for learn how to spell seminar first na ? Haba ! ! See how you spoil wetin you de market.

stalin ?
Abeg o, i choose Churchill.

India vs Pakistan

Group's so boring I've not watched any of our matches. Hope AZ do us a favour .

Ami
Romeh
Swit
Wunmi
and the cockroaches. Since i no de see una for Forumgames i don retire. See una on judgement day.

I wonder why UEFA has decided to punish gunners fans by putting us in a group where no analysts are even discussing the group. I hope AZ will cause bruises at Netherlands when we visit before there boys think the whole ride will be easy and get a rude shock in 2nd round. I envy liverpool, they've been left with two crucial games against Lyon.

"well I've got to find a TV fast" Einstein thought to himself as he left the hotel. Ofcourse every knew it was a European weekend and champions league was on most guys agenda including the great Einstein.

can you believe this defman ? The guy's probably never kissed a girl in his life.
The racoon, i'm sure is downloading pix he'll use in his one man bedroom party tonight

Black berry (Yes we can)
Ferrari vs Porsche

Could it be cos He's a [b]f[/b]oolish [b]b[/b]lues [b]s[/b]upporter ?

Carrick , Fletcher, Oshea, Lampard, Gerard, Mikel etc are all well over six.
And not to kid ourselves, yes Xavi, Iniesta are not six footers but for christ's sakes we are talking of the most gifted players on this planet here- Xavi was best player at Euro and was shortlisted with Ronaldo for WF.
So if your pockets can't buy you £70m midfielders get with the times

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The thing is that if we fail to see things as they really are in the real world of football then we might as well be dreaming.
Any gooner harbouring the idea that we can win the ENGLISH premier league with those midgets we have in midfield must share a flat with Peter Pan. Does it occur to anyone that the last time we won the league we had Henry, Bergkamp and Pires well over 6ft attacking ; In the middle Gil, Paddy and Edu(Parlour wasn't that far off himself.)
It is a common practice in modern competitive sport to select bigger men in cases where you have no clear advantages - even the German national teams have perfected the art of big man, big dreams.
Diaby gives the occasional pass away and may be doesn't commit to tackles as much as he should but in a midfield where you can't boast of sixers, I'll stick with him any day. We complain that Diaby doesn't assist as much as he should but fail to see that even the strikers don't have a high conversion ratio as such.
As things stand right now the only player (since Togo left) who wins those ariel battles when the ball is thumped forward is Bendtner . In the Middle Song occasionally wins em but what about Fab and the rest.
We need loose ball winners in the middle and Diaby looks very much like the person who'll fill that role.

What a shame ?
To make matters worse, Bayern players don't even know what It's like to be in the semis not to finals of real competition like UCL, i heard Robben and Ze Roberto give them gist on how it feels like sha.
Do you know even lowly Leverkusen even have tried better than bayern in the last 7yrs, atleast they played Madrid in 2002 finals. No wonder Ribery can't wait to go

Tall girls dont let Mukina2 fool you. I attend the same church with so i know she's about 4ft 11ins. tall. Infact i know that she hasn't bought any new clothes since she was 9 years old .
So if you like keep telling yourselves,"i'm tall and special", which is a lie of course. I no know wetin dey this tall tall wey una no gree us sleep. I was 6ft decades ago at 18 but i still had to write JAMB and numerous carry overs afterwards

Tall girls dont let Mukina2 fool you. I attend the same church with so i know she's about 4ft 11ins. tall. Infact i know that she hasn't bought any new clothes since she was 9 years old .
So if you like keep telling yourselves,"i'm tall and special", which is a lie of course. I no know wetin dey this tall tall wey una no gree us sleep. I was 6ft decades ago at 18 but i still had to write JAMB and numerous carry overs afterwards

When he woke up just before noon the next day, he discovered he was naked. Lying next to him were 3 female septugenerians whispering and giggling to themselves. When they realised he was awake they all said,"good morning tiger" after which they all giggled.
Einstein was dumbfounded, he didn't know what had happened but he knew he was in a tobacco filled room with 3 grannies who kept giving him kinky stares and making what he suspected were cat meows. "where's my CT ?" he asked them. "What's a CT?" one of them replied, "a slim, silvery cylindrical device" he told her. "o ! You mean this thing" she replied pulling the CT from under the sheets. She continued "that's not what you called it last night when you and your . . ." she then looked at her 2 friends and giggled as she emphasized CT and continued". . 'CT' rocked our world last night lover boy."
Einstein got dressed and. .

So which team has finally won the september league ? Hope it wasn't Chelsea again cos it'd be too hard on them, 2 consecutive seasons ?
Arsenal have now got only about 3 players above 6ft 2. in the first team(excluding Almunia). In a league that appears to be growing taller, It's only natural that the boss would want big man Diaby in when playing the Man Us, City. . .
From memory i know that even Man U have got Carrick, Fletcher, Oshea, Ferdinand, Vidic and i suspect Berba. The problem is anytime you concede setpiece the smaller team is put under pressure and situations ala Diaby @ old Trashford will occur if the other team doesn't get to you first.
What about Tottenham, Chelsea and even Liverpool? All these teams will soak up our pressure and cancel all our hard work with just one Song foul from midfield. The truth is that we've also not had anything near the best goal keeper in the league for a while to compound our woes. And not burst anyones bubble, Vito's not our first choice and wont be for while - even if he was, It's rare that one so young could become a great keeper. There's nothing i hate to see like a ball in flight headed for the Arsenal 18, cos you have to confess they tend to last longer in there than the rest of 4.

Why would a daft person call another daft ?

Aren't you smart enough to know already ?

LG
Enid Blyton vs JK Rowling

What nonsense are you all talking ?
Aren't tall girls supposed to be egotistic b*%*hes ? One girl i was crazy about almost as tall i was in camp was forming for me so i had to settle for a vertically challenged who incidentally was crazy about me.
From my few experiences, i've noticed that tall guys are usually humble and nice but tall girls have egos to match their height. I might be wrong o, but that's what I've noticed.
How can you claim that men don't approach you cos you intimidate them ? That type of thinking already shows that you have a superiority complex.
As for me and all other vertically endowed i know, It's been more of a blessing than curse.

^^^ LWKMD
you people will drive DK into taking his life one day.
@Slim i nor dey o
Yes, Yes, Yes . European week baby, nothing like it. Guessing Eduardo will feature since no show on saturday.
I dont know but i have a funny feeling i can of want Fab to go on a 2wk injury to see What's up with our other options
His continuous presence in the squad is affecting my footie fantasies

^^^ ROTF
NAFDAC approved !

. . . .do job when time stood still again. Einstein knew he wasn't the one who did so he knew there was another powerful agent there. Some one tapped him from behind,"my child why do waste your time on trivial matters". Einstein was about to ask ,"who a. . .", when the man answered"i'm Olga from the 3rd moon of jupiter.". "wha. . . " Einstein was about to ask again, when he was replied"we have real problems for you to solve not these puny matters you're pursuing". Einstein was again bout to ask,"how do . . ." when he was replied "i knew everything you're about to ask cos i can see into minds".
Einstein still in shock stood as the man continued"yes i know all, your thoughts i can see. I will advice you to harbouring those thought of Omotola cos she's a married mother of four. I'll also advice you to stop fantasies on Jennifer Love Hewitt cos you'll never meet her even if you had billion bucks ". They both stood quiet with Einstein looking embarrassed and feeling when the man started to speak "your new mission is . . .