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Stelvin101:
Chatting with a friend and former coursemate also serving right now and he reminded me of the worst course we wrote during our final exam. It's called Multidisciplinary Case Study and it contains all the course we did from ND-1 to HND-2. Imagine every course you have learnt from year 1 to 4 combine together became a course. I swear people cry that day for inside exam hall.

Share yours.

Gooci:
In its effort to accelerate the process of matching registered graduates to firms, Graduate Internship Scheme has organized an internship opportunities fair to hold as follows.

Date 30th October, 2014



Time: 7.30 AM Prompt (Registration ends at 8.45am)



Venue: Ado-odo/Ota Local Government Council Event Centre, Ogun State



2. Further to our online survey carried out among graduates registered on the GIS platform and the interest you indicated to participate, I am to invite you to the event as scheduled. At the event, you will meet and be interviewed by organizations interested in your skills. Should any organization find you suitable, you will be matched to them, complete all documentation process and immediately deployed.



3. Consequent to the above, you are expected to bring along the following to the venue of the event:

o This invitation letter ( without which you will not be allowed into the venue)

o All relevant credentials including Degree/HND certificate and NYSC discharge certificates or evidence of exemption (bring originals)

o Valid government issued identity card (driver's license, national identity card, international passport, permanent voters card)

o 2 copies of your current passport photograph and a photocopy of your Valid Identity card

4. Please note that attendance at this event does not guarantee selection for internship. Your selection will be determined by the availability of firms interested in your skills and your ability to demonstrate required competence. You are therefore urged to come prepared to impress the firms for the limited spaces available.



5. Look forward to your participation and best wishes.







the issue now is; I have a job already that pays 45k/month(not a secured job shaa)

this sure-p stuff pays 30k per month

i still av issue with dat date cuz of my work.. pls my questions is how long will be on the intern?? whats the hope after the intern?? any hope of salary increment?? my line is Agric

tho am still going for Msc which will make me quit my current job soon.

is it worth it for still pursue this sure-p?? cuz of the 30k compared to 45k nd with d fact that i will quit and go for MSc.

pls advise i jst de confused.

Ibnsultan: Haba. Come on
Have we dealt yet with any Internal sponsor No
Is there any major convictionNo
Is Gej ready to end Bh No
Is Jonathan a failure YES

An0nimus: First week of June. Its just tomorrow.

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Awaits feedback.

FOLYKAZE: People are mixing the spiritual and historical dimension of Oduduwa up.

Dark Energy was what the Yoruba people personalified as Oduduwa. If you could remember in the creation story, Obatala got drunk and Oduduwa took up his task from where he stopped.

- Obatala (deity of white clothes or light) here is the light particle which modern science said it kickstart how the universe came about. This is the major reason Obatala is said to be omnipresent because light spread to the end of the universe which produces space and time. The drunk state Obatala was represent the cooling state of those light particles.

- Oduduwa in the creation hypothesis took over the creation task from Obatala. This implies that the original explosion that created the universe produced massive quantities of light in the form of subatomic particles. As the universe cooled these particles joined together to form simple elements. The elements in turned joined together to form stars. In time, certain stars collapsed, forming black holes that imploded on themselves until they created a fission reaction. This sent huge clouds of complex elements throughout the universe. It was a cloud of complex elements that cooled to form the solor system, and within the solor system evolved the ecosystem that exists in earth. Oduduwa in the spiritual sense is the dark energy.

Western science teaches that all of Creation evolved from the light produced during the primal explosion at the beginning of time. Yoruba teaches that all Creation evolved from the White Cloth of Obatala.....a robe.
The chain used by Obatala to travel from the Realm of the Ancestors to Earth appears to be a symbolic representation of the structure used to transmit genetic information from one generation to the next. The genetic code that is used to form each species is passed through a biochemical substance called DNA. When DNA is viewed under a microscope it appears as a double helix, which is similar to the pattern of a chain.

Symbolic language are used to describe a series of evolutionary events that match closely with the theories of Creation that have been proposed by contemporary Western science. So you should be very careful when handling character in Yoruba spirituality.

Also in the Historical account of Oduduwa, Yoruba people were saying Oduduwa came from heaven which implies that the account provided by the Igodomigodo (bini) that the last Ogiso (king from the sky) son was the person who the yoruba people called Oduduwa.

- Ogiso means king from the sky. So they aint wrong and this got nothing to do with the story in the bible.

- Oduduwa was from the east as believed. Benin is in the east of Ife today.

Get your fact straight man.....when you forget your history, then you are worse than animal. Cheers

booqee: actually i've had every intention of doing certification courses especially NIM even b4 service, but d kain corpers wey dey my ppa are so discouraging and have made it look like its useless and a waste of time, coupled with d fact dat some investment and skill i'm learning are taking most of my time and finance for now. I hope to do it with the batch C's next diet. But the problem is their nearest study centre is not even in my lga, the place is so far, but IPMP is close to me tho. How much did you spend all through?? How was the exam like??

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booqee: so this thread still dey exist??
hi everyone!
i'll like to know bout NIM and IPMP too

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corruptst: The deplorable state of Education in Nigeria calls for serious concern among the government and the stakeholders (parents, teachers, students and employers of labour). Going down the memory lane is essential for us to know where we are coming from, where we are today and where we are heading to. Gone are those days when just having 5 credits in your O' level (Maths and English included) gave the alluring impression of an above average student, and having 8 distinctions and 1 credit were results reserved for the genuis (exceptionally brilliant ones). Even as the best graduating student and best English Language student in the government owned secondary school I attended, I could still remember looking into my O' level result and wondering how I got a C6 in English. Tough luck, I must confess. That's how education was then. I do not claim to have enjoyed the best that Nigeria education offered in its prime but looking back, I think it's far better than what suffice now.

What do we have now? Any Tom, Dick and Harry flash O'level results for all to see with outright incredible grades yet they could hardly say/write a complete sentence in English. Same applies to other subjects, or how else can someone who had B3 in Mathematics have problems with solving factorization. If you are one of those saying, "It's not everyone that's good in Maths", then count yourself among those I am pointing accusing fingers at.

During my preclinical years in the university, I once tried organizing WAEC and JAMB preparatory tutorials for students in my area but got the surprise of my life when one of the chaps asked me about the arrangements I have made for "Special Centres". Not that I'm hearing that for the 1st time but coming from a boy that had not even attempted any of such exams and the level of details he gave was so disheartening. All efforts to prove that the tutorials will be enough proved abortive. JAMB exams are not left spared as well, even with numerous strategies devised to curtail exam malpractices, it's still the same old story. A handbill for a tutorial class was like, "Embarrass UTME by scoring above 280". I jus smiled and walked away thinking about "our time". Was it that JAMB exams have gotten simpler or this same students have become more brilliant than we were? These were questions begging for answers but I guess we all know now.

To be continued...

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