₦airaland Forum

auduvictor7:
Lol..calm down na

pelicanbeau:
Igbo amaka

Ilamina:

1Sharon:
They suffer from NDS

Zuluhead:
a friend of mine from a prominent family in nigeria,whose mum is a chief magistrate walked angrily into the bar one nite and was boiling. he said his dad asked him why does he think a young female law graduate would marry an illetrate man, he said because of love and his dad told him it was because of money, he told his dad does he mean his mum married him because of money and his dad replied yes and told him to work hard to make more money. he said his mum had other law graduates and finer boys but choose him because he was already successful back then. [/b]so a phd holder can marry mc oluomo.[b]

osayuwamwen:
Am totally depressed and confused right now
I have known this girl for 7 months and i so much love her, she's well known to my family and even to some of my aunt's.
Since have known her she has never uploaded my picture or pictures we both took together on Facebook and even on whatsapp, even though i upload to mine, though i never see it as a big deal, it got so worse one day and i confronted her but she told me that she wouldn't want to upload a guy's picture on her Facebook and later if the guy now break her heart she will now start deleting or uploading another guys picture again.
I have really made up my mind that this was the girl am going to marry. Few weeks back i started noticing some kind of changes in her behavior. She no longer call me as she use to, this is the same girl that use to call me almost 10 times in a day, even on weekends when she's not in my place she will call almost every minute just for her to be sure am not with another girl. But all this she stop doing not because am not calling her the same way but because she has started dating someone else which i didn't know then. The last time she came to my place, i notice she change her password and i ask her y, she said it's because she didn't want me to see guys chat with her that it will make me angry. But later she open d phone for me to see nd i knew she has deleted what she didn't want me to see.. Fast-forward to yesterday i call her and she told me she is in her mons place that her mother was not feeling fine. She uploaded pictures she took with her siblings there which made me believe her, i even had to do a video chat with her to be sure. But today i called her she was in church, i later called her around 5pm and she told me they didn't close on time because it their harvest day, and that she's now going back to her mom place. We even chatted and did some voice notes messages but after a while [/b]i notice she was just reading my chat without replying so I had to call her through whatsapp video call and I noticed she was on another call. Later she switched off her phone. I called and called and called switch off, i even called her sisters number switched off too,[b] so i when to her sister's Facebook info and collected the number there i called and it rang her sister pick nd she told me my girlfriend was in the bathroom room and told me to call back, i was even hoping she will call back, i waited after 15 minutes i called again the line was busy, and later she picked nd told me to drop d message with her that she will pass it across, i just cut the call, it was then i knew my girlfriend was not in her mon place. [/b]I later called my girlfriend and her phone rang and she picked, i ask her y is her phone off, and that i even had to collect her sister's phone number from Facebook just so i can reach her, from her voice i notice she was scared nd immediately i knew something was up i ask her were she was, she couldn't say a word she just hang up and switch off her phone[b]. so much love this girl. We have even planned things out that next year ending we will be planning for marriage. I don't want her to go and I don't want her to stay am confuse.

Originalsly:
Lol..... Hi... can I talk?.....only prostitutes would listen to hear your offer.

Easiest way to start a conversation is asking for direction.... is up to you to build on that... what you say can open the door... or shut it in your face.

[/b]Miss...excuse me please.... can you direct me to a good eatery around here? (depends on your location). Chances are good she would immediately take in with hunger and tell you the direction would be confusing....[b] that it is better if she goes with you. And just like that..... she is willing to engage you in conversation.... while on the way....and..... until the feast is over and plate licked. Mission accomplished.

Playstation1:
So Bros, U Still Dey Get Erection Anyhow For The Current Hardship Of This Country......

Only Ur Preeq Go Stand Wen U Dey Sleep. [/b]Only Him Go Still Stand For Daytime Even Wen U Nor Need Him Help.[b]

Bros Caution Dat Preeq O Before U Open Another Thread Say Ur Preeq Don Give Girl Belle Without Ur Consent And U Need Serious Advice.

hollah123:
.it happened when I was in school, I dey my room na so one of my guys enter come ask me if I go like go party say two girls dey ground(his gf n a friend) I think say Na lie ooo Na so I carry only boxer enter him room to confirm. [/b]we reach party na so Dem tell us say gate fee na 2k n local man didn't even know we will pay to enter cos I gat only 100naira on me[b] na so my guy tell me say make me n d girl wait make Dem go hustle ticket for us, e don dey reach like after 11 n cold everywhere. na so me n d babe begin gist n she started catching cold after we have waited for this people for long. she couldn't bear d cold any longer so she said we should head to my hostel, so I used d last 100box on me to carry bike. on getting home like this ehn, we slept facing ourselves n as a sharp guy I no rush her make she no begin dey do shakara cos I no fit beg for pussy. after sometime I just ask her if she's comfortable n innocently I just wan touch her body to check her temperature na so this girl grab me, the rest Na tory

Gettreadyy:
I've had one night stand be4 but I'm going to talk about my worst one night stand encounter.

back then in sch there was one girl in my lodge, a very fine young girl, she had a boyfriend in my lodge but he wasn't around (he traveled) and we started talking well and I was flirting with her and she reciprocated, that night I took her out and bought things for her on her request thinking all is in order.

[/b]fast forward after flexing her that night she came to my room and I wanted to get into action and when I touched her she brought out knife and she told me that if I try anything stupid she'll use the knife on me.[b]

I tried talking sense into her then I realized she was a psycho, I told her to leave my room and she left, this happen back then in my 300L.

I can never 4get dat experience

seniormallam:
Another batch of contract staff were sacked yesterday, whether you've spent 7,8,9 or 10 years, they were all given exit benefit 200k.
Like over 1500 people between last week and yesterday, in a time like this.

kestolove95:
Na him Dota, make una free d man, if he no sample d toto another idiot guy go do am so e beta like dix

seunmohmoh:
Start what afresh? Nairaland relationship thread on front page every time.