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Ivanspring: It may be elastic, but continuous banging from an oversized d.ick expands it thereby leaving it slack and wide.
What do you think it means when a man says a woman's pvssy is as wide as a football field and deep as a bottomless pit?

Ladies abeg help me comment on this agree or not?

viewing pics of attaractive female username.

largas e dey happen for nairaland to o abi when you see guys posting "check your pm,pm me, liking an average looking girls dp up to like 80etc..

Some will derail thread by chatting d ladies up and down,quoting ladies and laughing at lame jokes,insult etc
we guys need orientation!

Never ask a Nigerian girl what they want,they 'd just be beating about the bush,like i do say, we worship women too much here in this part of the world...

God created men and women for each other,but we guys have lost our self worth,value by giving them " too" much attention,respect,chasing etc

A beautiful lady in her prime has lots of guys around her thereby making her taste high(money and good looks)

When she gets older(beauty declination)attention reduces,she starts being nice and friendly even to d not so rich guys so far he is nice and okay....

So my advice, though not easy is to shun them for now improve yourself be made man and see them running after you or....

continue chasing and acting nice towards them and also suffer depression,, disappointment, heart break etc
if your are lucky you meet a good girl(scarce commodity) good luck.

The truth is we overate women too much here,I just don't want to cast some brothers doing this shit,i would have start quoting some some of them.

LOL Arsenal lost? wenger out!

Btw.. See as muslims plenty on this thread. Where you all been hiding? Abi na only during eid una dey show face?[/quote]The bashing on religion threads made many run away.

Allahu Akbar am happy Allah has made this years fasting possible and at the same time sad because this Sweet month is going again.
I pray we fast many more years(ameen).

Doro fish

my nick name so nd d banj prompted me to.

LaurelP: Sharap mumu
Na guy like u dey disgrace us
As I see u, u fit lick girl a*ss jst to see her pant
Mtcheeeeeew

LOL i feel d guy is joking,but if not, a disgrace to d entire manhood.

I don't blame them,i blame guys worshiping them like say dem be paradise,as a guy if u observe any bitchy stupiid arongancy in them sharply ignore, let them enjoy the attention while it lasts,when they turn 40and single with less beauty and attention they ill come to their senses.

mtsewww' Noisy thread .

Bawsse: ALL YOU LADIES TALKING BOUT SLAP SHOULD PLEASE BE REALISTIC

what i noticed about girls is that, most of them that are matured enough, actually enjoy being touched by an equally mature guy

i don touch maaany girls arse and booobs both intentionally and mistakenly... and the worse i have gotten from any is a "please stop touching my ass, its not for you" with a smile/laugh and sometimes surprised look but they still dont get angry after i do it 7 times over


Abi I de lie?

LOL you know this an online stuff and not reality, so expect them to type slap slap and bomb self,you cant expect them to be open and start saying "oh i enjoyed it,i ill just pass etc na their way sha

what about this usual line "thanks for accepting my friend request", on Facebook, oh gosh some guys aren't reping us well....
Like i do say we give them "too" much respect,attention,worship,boosting their ego etc there by resulting to their over yanga on and offline.

been reading much about debuchy's attacking prowess, who can brief us about his defensive ability cos that's his main duty.

on ladies thread,katty u wan cast me?lol
alright oya you go first.

kulkatty: I would like to see yours too

LOL no probs in that,i shall upload it on the male version of this thread...
honestly am a fan oya upload. .

if one can just be bold and state clearly what you want,all this cliche lines d girl go don sabi say u wan chyke am.

kullkaty I'm interested in seeing your full picx.
Thanks.

Good to see Islamic threads on front page this days free of much attacks.
Lets shun hatred and promote unity
RAMADAN KAREEM.

guente02: I have a neighbor. I liked her but i never asked her out. We got along real close. One thing is that i can squeeze her boobs and handle her bottoms. Would i say I've been friend zoned?

This is no doubt the best zone to be.

jazakhalah op..

Glad to see another Islamic thread on fp devoid of much insulting posts after a very long time Make me self drop my own..

Sahih Bukhari - Volume 3, Book 31, Number 120:

Narrated Sahl:

The Prophet said, "There is a gate in Paradise called Ar-Raiyan, and those who observe fasts will enter through it on the Day of Resurrection and none except them will enter through it. It will be said, 'Where are those who used to observe fasts?' They will get up, and none except them will enter through it. After their entry the gate will be closed and nobody will enter through it."

OlamiB: Lol. From the look of things he has a big something, moreover he will get to enjoy free food, free accomodation and still hVe sex with me on top that? Nah o

how d you get to know?

Major reason why girls dey do e.yanga

moshino: As long as wenger is arsenal manager, nothing will change. Arsenal can sign Neymar, Ronaldo, Messi, still arsenal will go nowhere. Arsenal is the team where a player's skills and talent goes to die. Arsenal had Fabregas, Van Persie, Nazri, but couldn't achieve anything, but as soon as these players went to other teams, they became great again. Look at what Arsenal turned Ozil into, but as soon as Ozil went to the World cup with a different manager he became great again. So my boy, throw your qur'an quote in the toilet cos that's where arsenal is headed.

uncle you know nafn about football,fabregas even revealed del bosque asked him to play the Arsenal way and always praise wenger for who he became today,v.p broke many records at arsenal and have always praised wenger,nasri even came out and wished Arsenal wins d FA cup just for wenger for he made him who he is today,they weren't that great when they moved away,they joined a more ambitious club who are ready to spend their way to trophy, the Ozil you are talking about won a trophy for Arsenal in his first season and d German coach even claim he is pleased with his performance so who are you?

IfyAngela: the asking not knowing if he'll say yes or the dreaded no. I know what they say 'you never know until you ask' but all join biko its hard.

what if he says "i admire and see you as a friend/brother? how u gon feel? atleast its better than No(rejection).

Mr empire i meant you ill be labelled all that for that comment,you clearly misunderstood me.

[quote author=Empiree]Guys, you need to visit naijagistsdotcom, see how Christians throw insults and blackmails at this woman for reverting to Islam. It's crazy. These same folks claim to be peaceful and tolerant. I don't understand them. Some weeks back they screamed about Sudanese woman's treatment by the govt who is not even Muslim. Their tolerance seems restricted to their mouth NOT in action. Here is the link to the article and then read the comments.

http://naijagists.com/moji-olaiya-converts-to-islam-christian-nigerian-actress-turned-muslim-says-islam-is-a-peaceful-religion/[/quoter) Mr empire even with this your comments,you are a terrorist,a BH member,evil and all that LOL, wait as the insults start raining on you,better sit down dey look sensible xtians dey where dem they nd vice versa.

babylolaroy: As far as i have dared to Imagine, the difference of Religions have always been there. when a Muslim crosses over, muslims go red (y not), if a christian crosses over, xtians start to ask why the publicity, whats d big deal, blah blah. Thats why we are humans. everyone believes in their own religion. we cant agree buh we can co-exist. its high time we stopped the bad blood. islam is victimised, more than any religion in the world. "Its d religion of terrorist, tell your brothers to bring back our gals, tell your people to stop bombing" really we dont need it. Islam has laid down ways to live of which bombing and abduction isnt part of. if anyone does dem, den hez out of the fold of islam...terrorists are NOT* muslims. do not blame islam for the evils done by muslims. blame the people demselves.
come to think of it, There was a time when Christianity was worth it!

oh that's very beautiful from ny cute muslimah,wont mind being a friend with you outta here *winks*.