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Nairaland / General / Re: Your 3 Moment Of Pride In Secondary School by EejaNla01(m): 10:42pm On Nov 25, 2013
Everybody ill start claiming award now..even d back benchers go dey yarn.
Better come clean! smiley
Family / Re: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by EejaNla01(m): 6:14am On Nov 25, 2013
Like 2,3 days ago I clicked on I'd's profile where I saw the "HBD to vivian chinaza thread,I clicked on her to check last time she posted on a thread cos its been long I see her here cry

Off all d vivi vivi we have here on NL she z d only1 I know,so sad!I'm experiencing death on nlder for d first time RIP to her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cardiff Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 24th Nov 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 6:57pm On Nov 24, 2013
And when they won Arsenal by a lone goal,we knw hear word we humilated Arsenal bla bla bla,"we have kick start season,we ill catch up" yeye team.

Una go fight for top4 ne. tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 0) On 23rd November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 3:50pm On Nov 23, 2013
Epl no be shereshere again o, see Southampton causing threat to the big teams shocked,
Anyways, All the best to my Arsenal!
Romance / Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by EejaNla01(m): 9:50am On Nov 23, 2013
dinachi: Gurls are smart, damn!
Their definition of a real man:
1, Any mugu man that caters to all their whims and caprices
2, Any man that they can insult, slap around and spit on without any reaction is the ultimate real man.
3, Any man that can die for them while they enjoy his memory few minutes later in another guys/girls arms with a chilled bottle of coke.

Note: if you refuse to do any of the above then you are not a real man grin grin grin
cheesy grin Funny!
Its very simple,I don't know why some ladies are adamant on insulting/provoking a Man,just like vicky ro has said,don't look for wahala and start saying your a woman I'm free to insult/slap do anything I like because I'm a woman...Men respect and treat women like egg,Ladies also behave well 50- 50 shikena.

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Romance / Re: I Cudnt Sleep Again Friends I Need Ur Help. by EejaNla01(m): 10:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
Why aluta dey dribble back like diaby like this? grin

Op,guys don tell u koko,move her to the trash can. angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Flirt With Men They're Not Even Interested In? by EejaNla01(m): 8:56pm On Nov 22, 2013
If u carry nigeria ladies matter for head person go just get mental disorder.... angry
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by EejaNla01(m): 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2013
I said on the orther thread that just switch the chat to "I ill like to have a drink with you,shoping,party etc see how they ill start ttyping novel for you.

Most of them aren't looking for friendship or meeting you if u can't offer anytn attractive for them.

I can still agree on using it on guys that are boring,but not on the first chat,chat well in the first few chats to discover little about him,typing k to a stanger is just dumb and shows how dull they are.

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Romance / Re: She Has Herself To Blame by EejaNla01(m): 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2013
Most of those girls are the b3 blackberry Brazilian hair babes,if u switch the chat to,"would you mind having some drink this weekend"anytn involving food,party,shopping in shot money etc you ill see how open they ill start typing novel for you.


*team move them to trash can*

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Romance / Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by EejaNla01(m): 10:44am On Nov 22, 2013
I so wish other ladies ill be open to us like lynp wink

Op,stop all those flower chocolate etc,twill be too obvious to her,be mysterious,let her doubt if you want her or not,show off your outstanding personatly,let her feel you to.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: The One Who Becomes Angry When An Affliction Befalls Him by EejaNla01(m): 10:17am On Nov 22, 2013
Hmmm,I pray Allah avert evil from us and give us strenght to bear any affliction.(ameen).Even the prophet(saw)gan shivered when affliction befalls,

Eleran ara ko easy mehn!

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Romance / Re: Why Must A Guy Have Money To Date A Girl? by EejaNla01(m): 10:05am On Nov 22, 2013
mencade6: this is my assertion:

to all the long throat ladies in nairaland, outside nairaland, in abroad, in the village, the runs gals in abuja, lagos, portharcourt etc, the money monger ladies in ibadan, kaduna, aba etc. The gals using pu.ci power to build house and buy expensive items, the ones with money scanning eyes that are still trekking. The money conscious girls who claimed to love us but are more concern about what is in our pocket, the ones nearing menopause who wants to catch innocent brothers in the church, in the name of fake born again. I dey great all of una oooooooooo

Chai! grin Guy I swaar I dey feel ya,let this ur message spread,let them hear all over, both on nairaland and off nairaland cheesy
Romance / Re: Help!!!!!...i Need To Start Benefiting. From My Girlfriend by EejaNla01(m): 2:14pm On Nov 21, 2013
Nawao, see the rxns from ladies above shocked,
When we say guys should work and pray hard to be atleast "ok",its some of your fellow guts that ill first castigate you,
Op,be contentment with what you have,you can only ask her to assist you on congent and important situations,strive and be a better Man.


And the oga @ the top giving her money for phone. lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by EejaNla01(m): 6:01pm On Nov 20, 2013
Smh! See confusion angry
Romance / Re: Why Must A Guy Have Money To Date A Girl? by EejaNla01(m): 3:32pm On Nov 20, 2013
Op,relationship is not suppose to be Money this money that,it is exactly what u thought it should be.however,if we are to face reality of what's going on here in naija,its better a man get the money and later choose the type of lady he wish to date/marry,if you are waiting that she ill love you cos of your grammer,you go wait till your pubic hair turns grey,only few of them check personality.
Romance / Re: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by EejaNla01(m): 11:43am On Nov 20, 2013
addictiv: I actually dont pity some women when I see what they go through. They are the archirects of thier own misery. I am in the oil industry and I see how guys treat women like garbage after they are tired of them due to the fact that these girls have made it obvious that the are just out for the money. Imagine being with a girl who doesn't call to know how you are doing or if you are having any troubles they can offer solution to, but they ll call you to take em shopping, complain about how their make up and what not has finished and they dont have money to buy a new one. I have always wondered when relationships became a trade by batter franchise that the reason why you ll wanna date someone is because they ll elevate your status. Its so insulting and demeaning.You are asking us to put our shiny armour when we wanna ask a lady out but doing so makes the lady think we are just trying to show off. A responsible wealthy guy wont walk up to a lady and play all his cards cos he would wanna know if the lady is really into him or just after his funds. The personality of the guy ir lady should be the first and primary thing being considered and not his or her brief case. I have a family friend who just got married. She is young, has 2.1 and is from a wealthy home, most of her siblings are abroad. She married someone who isnt a gradute and is also a trader of building materials. She has a car, he doesn't. Judging from ur opinions the guy shouldn't be married to her kinda person cos he is terribly below her social class. Her family supported her even though her dad is a prof. She belives in this guy that even though he doesn't have much, 2mao would be better. Life isnt fair to anyone but that isnt a reason to treat a fellow human like trash and totally write em off because they dont meet your present status. Morning y'all.
very sensible write up sir! But guys shouldn't think other naija ladies can do what the lady described above did,you know how most naija ladies reason "I'm way above your league attitude"like ogugua has said earlier most girls have that mentality either they admit it or not,so inorther to save yourself from embarrassment and stuffs like that one should strive hard to be that attractive man not only financially,the op's post would have made sense to all if only guys were to read it,unfortunately girls reading it might see as article that backs their mentality of go after rich guys alone.
Romance / Re: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by EejaNla01(m): 11:01am On Nov 19, 2013
Ogugua88 abeg open that thread on"ladies your toasting eperience"
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 9:25pm On Nov 18, 2013
Yes yes yes yes yes
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 9:23pm On Nov 18, 2013
Oshey oshey o oshey baba
Naija fans no dey carry last cheesy
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 8:42pm On Nov 18, 2013
Dz italians face no dey smile o cheesy
Anyway na friendly
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 8:27pm On Nov 18, 2013
Live on AIT
Romance / Re: Do You Agree With Akon Postulation On Men Being Polygamous In Nature? by EejaNla01(m): 6:32pm On Nov 14, 2013
abdulkayus: Someone at linda ikeji was sayin that even great men in old testament bible are polygamists. Hw true is it?
I also read the comments on linda's blog,its true that the bible prophets were all polygamous and in islam,many muslims marry more than one wife,many xtians might not marry more than one,but on the burial day of this people that's when some strange children would appear, they ill not tell you the truth but they have side chicks or hidden wife somewhere.
Romance / Re: TRUE LOVE: “she Was There When I Was Rolling Around On Okadas” – Olamide To Boo by EejaNla01(m): 2:29pm On Nov 14, 2013
Lesson to our ladies!
Romance / Re: Do You Agree With Akon Postulation On Men Being Polygamous In Nature? by EejaNla01(m): 1:57pm On Nov 14, 2013
50calibre:


This is what I call self deceit!! You must be deceiving yourself, if you think women got same propensity to cheat as men, maybe you need to study your biology more. 9 out of 10, a man is more likely to cheat.

The male gender, not just of humans, but other animals, are hardwired to cheat & mate with as many females as possible, while the females are much more family-oriented. Women have the inherent quality of keeping the family unit together, it's inborn. Today you see most women refusing to go into relationships with no future potential, while men just want a sha*g, it's nature, it's how the balance is maintained.

Besides women aren't always moved by the physical, many other factors matters more, whereas men are. Women got more self respect & pride than men, a man will sha*g anything shaggable, women won't. When last did you see a woman shagg*ing her driver?

So Akon is right!!
Hmmm,what a truism! Self control in Men also differs,Taiwo might find it very difficult to control,while kehinde might find it a bit difficult to.
Romance / Re: Do You Agree With Akon Postulation On Men Being Polygamous In Nature? by EejaNla01(m): 11:10am On Nov 14, 2013
Only if you know what lots of married men and your boy friends do,either openly or secretly! lipsrsealed
Education / Re: ASUU Leaders Chase Kogi Governor Away From Hospital by EejaNla01(m): 9:59am On Nov 14, 2013
This convoy of a thing should be stopped. angry
Romance / Re: topic closed by EejaNla01(m): 9:22am On Nov 13, 2013
What we keep reading online is"you haven't meet the right ones,change the type of girls you chase"but offline its another story,
The issue is those beautiful blackberry Brazilian hair babes(B4)believe they are too beautiful and expensive to settle for less,no be small money finish their look,that's why they ill always friend zone normal guys.
Its better you go for the decent beautiful girls that looks for personality.
Family / Re: Men and their joystick by EejaNla01(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2013
Kulyie no dey miss this kind thread, cheesy
V.Funny woman....oko iranu grin.
Op.God ill sort everthing out for you...Ameen!
Sports / Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 5:51pm On Nov 08, 2013
Some naija girls go be like"what are you getting/buying me for nigeria's victory smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dortmund Vs Arsenal - UCL: (0 - 1) On 6th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 5:16am On Nov 07, 2013
Some people ill just die of hatred for nothing,they won't go and support their boring park d bus club.
I remember Dortmund beating Madrid 4 v1 on that pitch, smiley
I believe with consistency,injury free season and a quality back up striker,Arsenal will win something this season.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by EejaNla01(m): 9:06pm On Nov 05, 2013
Kslib you ve got any meme for d end time things and d vaseline crew? cheesy
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by EejaNla01(m): 6:06pm On Nov 05, 2013
Onile(oga seun) we need a larger viewing center,the traffic @ d door to this thread tight gan o.

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