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Franzinni:
you dont know everything about her o ... One yahoo boy could be knocking her womb and rams her against the head board back to back as we speak and I bet you she is no screaming your name o. 😂 😂 You never know people, you only create a version of them in your head ... But who they are is only known to them.
Maybe you should call her and 😭😭😭 let her see the bugger clumps running down your nose and just roll on the floor begging her. Or another thing is to gather all your funds and if you don't have much then you might need to sell everything you have and buy her a gift, girls like that alot. Or you can beg her to give you a space in her friend zone too even if it's a patch of land as small as 2 square foot .

There are many ways you can simp and enjoy it because it will make you feel like you are trying harder ... You get

ROFLMAO. God, no. Why is everything stupid when laid out but exhilarating when performed? I know very well I will regret my current actions later, but I can not stop. E dey like juju.

Franzinni:
what do you like about her that you can't do without ... I am just curious

Every thing. Don’t make me go into details before I burst into tears here.

Franzinni:
failed kwa.

I can’t help it. I like her too much. Distance makes me want her even more.

Bimpe, I will slack your kpekus.

No other man, I repeat — no other man, can enjoy this woman the way this old man did. She can never be nineteen, twenty or twenty-three again. Put her in any position you can think of, the man slack the kpekus long ago.

Life continues.

Franzinni:
It's a stage bro you need to suffer through it ... But let me tell you there is no gain waiting for you at the end, you have been conquered and you are now a slave to your imagination.. you can decide to suffer to the end or get off the train at this point.

But no matter what she will never see you as valuable with the weak display instead you need to show strength by cutting her off totally and focusing on your life and the things that excite your soul... Women tolerate simps but they crave the bad boy.

But you will eventually learn Sha ... I just hope you are still a teenager because if you are not bros, you need to call family meeting o.

You don chop efo riro

Chai! I have failed as a human being.

Fisiryorh:
It's because you are a SIMPle man.....

Can I learn to stop it?

…but Nairaland killed him last week. What happened? The grim reaper is at his door. At the very best, he has ten years to live. His best times are long behind. There’s nothing he can achieve in coming years. Let him hand over.

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When people stop drinking beer out of frustration, I will know Nigerians have finally hit rock bottom. For now, we’re still enjoying. Let me head out this night for sightseeing.

People still dey born five children? “God will provide” is still a thing in this era of Gen Zs being parents? Nigeria backward, sha.

It’s a Yankee something. Bingos here will never understand.

Nobody cares. One more day and she’ll be history again.

Languages will fade with time. Not everyone burdens him or herself with many when one is sufficient.

Wetin do am?

Funny how this one has spent so long here yet hasn’t hit the fifty thousand comments mark.

Somehow they use these five litres to crowd all the drink spots in my locale. Is somebody lying or the whole country has forgotten what truth means? Tomorrow is Friday, police wey no dey ever get fuel go mount illegal checkpoints to fleece merrymakers. I dey house. Nothing concern me.

The police beat him into a fan.

Bimpe, I want to pleasure you with my tongue.

If I cross paths with her, her pant must shift. Taking off clothes is unnecessary. Her skin would look horrible from the abuse of bleaching creams.

He’s a distraction. Frustrated people will always direct their attention elsewhere.

Him time don pass. It’s not easy to stay relevant past four years. Ask Dammy Krane. When Tuface, Wizkid, Davido and Tiwa celebrated ten years in the industry, it wasn’t noise they were making. The man likely performs till this day. He doesn’t do so for mammoth crowds.

We will forget this matter in three days. We did so the first time. Nothing new.

Everybody wants to work in an office. People without means to do so but possessing good health go Musa’s route.

Where was Diddy when the man got arrested? I dey fold arms look their matter.

Nollywood went global since the late 90s. South Africa’s input of quality equipment made our movies more appealing to the eyes. Back in the day, when they were recorded on cheap video recorders, our people and fellow blacks outside the nation wholly consumed the movies. For many dark skin people, it was their first taste of all-black casts in movie productions.

Sock puppetry at work.

Everybody is claiming they can’t afford xyz, yet bars are full to the brim nightly. Make we dey lie give ourselves. E be like we all know heaven na story.

Na their waist bead threads dey pain me pass. In 2024, na waist beads supposed productive youth dey carry for mind. SMH.

No salary listed. You are on your own.

I don’t believe anything Sahara Reporters.