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I will wake by 4 AM and sleep by 1 AM TO chase money

I take God beg you, quit any job which disrupts your sleep cycle. Get at least six hours of sleep daily if you care for your long term health. All the money in the world will not fix an ailing body.

My only suggestion for you is to pick that twenty-nine year old or someone else in her late twenties for marriage. If you prefer your age range, date them on the side. If woman thirty-five plus years die from childbirth after marriage, you will be back to square one.

ImmaculateJOE:


Oga, I run POS services as my side hustle, I have never for one day gotten cash from the bank (ATM or not)..

Also, most people prefer to use POS terminal to withdraw cash rather than ATM terminals. Because it is faster and also readily available at every corner of the country..

It is still the consumer that this new policy will affect the most.

In fact, if this new policy is binding to ONLY ATM terminals, then almost everyone will abandon ATM for POS.

How does the POS business work? How do operators get money? How much profit do they make on average daily? Who are their bosses?

I no even understand the explanation. As much as I find ATMs more convenient due to the N30 charge for withdrawal and N50 for transfer, the machines are always empty. POS operators don chop my money. I’ve resigned now to whichever machine has money to dispense — POS or ATM.

Asking her the question is out of the options? Na she get body. She’s in the best position to tell you.

If a lion spends less than twenty seconds knacking, why should I kill myself?

Blame your useless government for international companies hiking prices. How can they make profit with the high price of diesel to power generators 24/7? Sometimes NEPA stupidly withholds electricity for four days. The mast in my area runs off its generator for those four days.

How much you use furnish am?

Dust body leave the company. You heard horror stories from past employees and still stuck your head there. Fire don burn your hand.

Let the child reach six months first. We’ll know the father by force. It reminds me of Tokumbo Idowu who swore to never reveal her baby daddy’s name. Six months later, her daughter was a split image of Tonto Dike’s Churchill.

[quote author=ERADIKATE post=134102649][/quote]Hungry local boy.

Bimpe, send nudes and stop teasing us!

Change is the only permanent thing in life. One thing has to end for another aka change to begin. You see this Nairaland so, e dey on him last legs.

The bot is malfunctioning. No wonder. No human has that much free time and lack of intellect. Kobojunkie must’ve malfunctioned once or twice during my off periods.

Overrated movie. Onila, your brain no develop pass early 2000s.

All these unnecessary long films. I watched the first part and quit. The same with Lord Of The Rings. When I saw Maze Runner and The Hunger Games were box sets, I steered clear completely.

Aunty, you be local champion.

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Realization, kwenu!

Yawn. Repost.

He also makes good money for western news outlets.

Repost.

You know this, how again?

Every day na new kwenu for you.

My erect preek, kwenu!

Okay. Second time lucky. I thought she never attempted it until now. I wish her luck.

Mscheew. Necessity is the mother of invention. Sha, I believe children here don’t possess functioning brains so this would appear as rocket science. Any human with average intelligence can think this up and more.

Wait, they shouldn’t?

1. CDQ no be better person. He will only knack her and run. Forget all the lovey-dovey pictures. He will snap pre-wedding pictures in addition if her “inner palace” is that pleasurable. What she won’t get is a ring.

2. Iyabo Ojo don tire to parent. She’s pushing all her children into marriages.

Them really born me yesterday.

Yet Nairaland bingos will continue wondering why I prefer to ask ChatGPT questions instead.

1. We heard him the first time. Now he’s reached publicity stunt levels of noise.

2. She’s 25 and he’s 19. She likely took his virginity and he’s in euphoria. By the time he clocks 23, her coontus will tire him and he’ll find his mate. Na she mumu, sef.