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I am not surprised. Next!

If the family doesn’t claim it, government burial in a cheap coffin with an unmarked grave. If the family claims it, good. There are some prison and hospital staff who sell unclaimed bodies to herbalists and learning institutions. Knowing Naija, families of the poor won’t be alerted. Only the wealthy have a say in this nation.

Apple na apple. GMO or not, I go chop am clean mouth.

“Daily Man,” how one can identify a moderator whose whole existence starts and ends in Sango Ota.

Let the major thief of world artifacts (cough, the UK) submit theirs. Oh, they wouldn’t? Low class robbers.

You for ask for their ID. If commuters weren’t alarmed, it was obvious to realize they were policemen or local vigilantes.

I thought it was 74 - 75% water. I’m surprised it’s 71%. It’s a common science fact. Next!

Funny how the Nokia 3310 with better features lasts longer battery and life-wise. SMH. Nokia remains unmatched.

I’m looking for a 3310. Brand new or refurbished, I don’t care. All I want is an excellent battery.

A declaration of war or a mere coincidence? E no concern me. They should kill whoever they want. Young fools will always sign up for wars which they had no hand in creating.

If she wasn’t paid, this would make news. I don’t see the point of it now.

In the closet children have started fantasizing again. The woman is a performer. Whoever has the required sum controls her tune. Raise your money so she’ll perform at your event if e pain you.

Lol at that picture with the Naija boy. She held his hand to make sure he doesn’t rub her nyash.

Jumia is giving me the runaround based on money too. This is the third time I’ve attempted their service only for them to fail woefully every time. Online shopping for Naija na scam.

Marriage is a rite of passage for women. Since I was ten years old, every woman who married cried on realizing they were finally homemakers. Nothing new.

Kobojunkie:
I am happy unemployed though, and have been for many years now. You can keep the job for yourself and your kin instead.

“Life is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Kobojunkie:
LOL... so this holy Spirit you refer to, against Jesus Christ, made you this promise that Jesus Christ never sanctioned in His Everlasting Law? Basically, this holy spirit is antichrist in his intentions since he gives to you that which is not of Jesus Christ?

KFC is hiring. Go and find employment. Lazy thing.

E never enter two years since this boy die? Him corpse na Abacha loot? I don’t want to hear about this news again. He died, he died. Life goes on.

Oyibo go open that thing without thinking twice. Maybe colonialists locked him inside for a sure slow death. It reminds me of the tree which people in my village couldn’t cut down with machetes and axes. They decided to worship it for being durable compared to their tools. Oyibo use bulldozer comot the thing from root come build road there. Na him my backward village people start dey worship oyibo, say na magic them use comot the tree.

Wahala. Everybody get their time. His came.

Did people bow to greet those commoners? I believe so. Slave mentality will never die from the black man’s psyche. It’s why I will raise my unborn children in foreign nations. At least there one has to prove the reason why others should worship him/her.

That soldier in the first picture is fit. I’m impressed.

He did a good thing. He fulfilled his mission on earth. The painful part is autistic trolls on 4chan likely used the pictures for memes. They look very familiar.

If it doesn’t involve stringing insults together, you ekukes will be dumbfounded.

The self hate is strong in that one. Which of you children has a crush on her? I’m tired of seeing her expressionless face every three days. She’s so pretentious and boring. No wonder she gravitates around the former royals.

She can’t come and kill herself. No time.

He’s gone.

…and this one will tell me he’s not gay.

Well, lesson learned. Sorry.

Bimpe, you too lie.

yad2eidi:
exactly. paying for gotv or dstv is cheaper than 24 hours streaming. except if he streams 1 hour a day

They don’t want to listen.

I don’t know her.

Plenty story.

The procedure will be improved in future.

I did not read. Today, bingos born in the year are here constituting nuisance. Time flies.